The Road to Godhood in Honor of Kings
Chapter 95 Cruel Torture of the Streamer (Part 1)
"Han Cheng, I order you to play." The homeroom teacher began to threaten. Han Cheng was both amused and exasperated. He guessed that the homeroom teacher was impressed by his skills, which also fulfilled Sun Wukong's wish. But just imagine, a teacher ordering a student to play games with him. How ridiculous was that?
Okay, if that's the case, then let's fight.
The five sat down, and Sun Hou started a game on his own without any qualms. Fatty deliberately wanted Ye Bing to play top lane so he could sit with the homeroom teacher. However, the homeroom teacher insisted on sitting with Han Cheng.
"Teacher, we can't cooperate properly if you don't sit with me..." the fat boy said. The homeroom teacher was sitting on the left of Xu Xiaomeng and on the right of Han Cheng, while the fat boy was next to Han Cheng.
"It's okay, with Han Cheng and Ye Bing around, how can we lose?" The homeroom teacher casually chose Guan Yu.
Han Cheng was taken aback. This homeroom teacher was playing support? He immediately picked Guan Yu. The homeroom teacher was currently in Gold IV, so everyone was using smurf accounts that had already reached Silver, so they could queue with the homeroom teacher. But at this time, Han Cheng didn't have Han Xin yet.
Ye Bing picked Xiang Yu for top lane, otherwise there wouldn't be enough tanks, since the homeroom teacher picked Guan Yu.
Xu Xiaomeng chose Zhen Ji, a hero who is cheap, easy to buy in the early game, and very powerful.
Han Cheng chose Zhao Yun, deposited six yuan into his smurf account, and gifted Zhao Yun. In terms of playing a losing game, Zhao Yun is much more practical than Han Xin, since he is tanky enough, has enough damage, and can withstand more damage the lower his health is. He is also very strong at taking down squishy targets.
The homeroom teacher's Guan Yu is less of a support and more of a kill-stealer, since the homeroom teacher finds stealing kills the most satisfying thing.
The fat guy chose Sun Shangxiang, since she wasn't very expensive and could be bought by completing some tasks in the early stages.
Han Cheng vaguely remembered that when he first started playing, he earned nearly 10,000 gold coins in two days, mostly by doing growth tasks and activity tasks. There were no newbie benefits back then.
In this low-level game, there's no need for strategies like grouping up to clear or counter-jungle. Just play normally in lane, with constant solo kills. Every time Han Cheng went to the bottom lane, the class teacher would get a double kill. Naturally, Han Cheng wouldn't steal kills from the class teacher, and the fat guy would even less likely to, which led to the class teacher's unparalleled dominance for five minutes.
Guan Yu's damage is high, and with kills being given away, becoming a godlike player is naturally no problem. It's the first time I've had such a satisfying kill streak. The homeroom teacher was overjoyed and said that if we reach Gold III by noon today, he'll treat everyone to lunch tomorrow.
After playing a few rounds, we helped our homeroom teacher reach Gold III before we started playing solo. As for this ranked season, it's almost over, so we'll focus on getting higher ranks first. Han Cheng is already at King with over 30 stars, while Ye Bing is almost 50 stars (scary).
"Let's play that troublemaker!" the fat man said. "That lineup is solid, guaranteed to win!"
“Yes, yes, yes!” Sun Wukong chimed in.
"Okay, fine..." Han Cheng had no choice but to play Damo. Although he could switch, it was best not to replace the heroes in his lineup for now.
Ye Bing played Tachibana Ukyo this time, Xu Xiaomeng played Bian Que, Fatty played Cao Cao, and Sun Wukong played Taiyi Zhenren.
At the start, the five players grouped up to take the blue buff and counter the red buff, but the opposing team was not afraid at all and immediately started fighting.
Xiang Yu (all): It's actually the Miracle Team?
Sun Shangxiang (all): So what if you're on some kind of team? Our Liu Bei is a streamer on Chushou TV!
Liu Bei (in full): Calm down, calm down...
Han Cheng scoffed. Only Xiang Yu on the other side recognized their worth. As for those two, he'd seen they were a couple during the loading screen. Even heroes are couples, but so what if they're streamers? He still got crushed. Han Cheng clearly remembered crushing at least ten streamers. He rarely encountered truly skilled streamers; most were just boastful, flattering, and pretentious guys. And they still streamed like that? Han Cheng felt like his homeroom teacher could fire them. Just their looks alone could attract a lot of idiots! "Xu Xiaomeng posted a message, and the other side, not knowing she was a girl, started attacking her. Xu Xiaomeng argued back until Han Cheng and Liu Bei said something, at which point they stopped.
"Little Orange, we have to crush them this round!" Xu Xiaomeng said to Han Cheng beside her.
"Okay!" Han Cheng then flipped the red card on the opposite side.
"Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang are in our jungle, let's catch them," Han Cheng said again.
So, the Miracle Team returned to the river and hid in the bushes. When Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang passed by, they instantly killed them.
Sun Shangxiang (all): Coins!
Taiyi Zhenren (all): Hehe.
Sun Shangxiang (all): ...
Sun Wukong chuckled, and Fatty wanted to too, but Han Cheng stopped him, saying, "Attack first."
"Alright! Let's crush them, make them curse our goddess Xiaomeng, and make them look down on our team!" the fat man said.
Soon, Liu Bei respawned, and the dragon had already spawned. Liu Bei's specialty is stealing chickens and dogs, no, it's stealing dragons and jungle monsters.
"You guys go to the top lane and team fight on the other side first. I'll go take the blue buff first, and then you guys go to the enemy's red buff," Han Cheng said.
"Okay..." Although no one knew what Han Cheng was going to do, they just listened. Anyway, this lineup was definitely not afraid of the enemy team. He was probably going to the red buff to intercept Liu Bei's retreat. Although Liu Bei's second skill had a short dash, it could still pass through thin walls if used well, so they had to stop him from doing so.
"Break the cauldrons and sink the boats!" Xiang Yu and Dian Wei were on the top lane against Tachibana Ukyo.
In a head-on clash on the top lane, Tachibana Ukyo suddenly stunned Xiang Yu. Dian Wei, seeing this, immediately used his ultimate to cleave through the air, but the attack landed on the air where Tachibana Ukyo had used his first skill. Tachibana Ukyo used his first skill to teleport behind the two, and suddenly a hand flew out of the bushes and grabbed Xiang Yu. Bian Que and Cao Cao also arrived one after another, making it four against two. Liu Bei, who was stealing the dragon with Sun Shangxiang, quickly sent Sun Shangxiang to support. However, Dian Wei had already missed his ultimate and did no damage. He was easily defeated by heroes with strong recovery abilities like Cao Cao and Tachibana Ukyo. With the help of Bian Que and Taiyi Zhenren, Dian Wei and the arriving Sun Shangxiang were killed instantly, allowing Xiang Yu to trigger his passive damage reduction and use his first skill to escape.
"Hurry up and go to their red spot," Han Cheng said. At this moment, Xiao Long was already low on health, and Han Cheng had no choice but to hurry.
Finally, the group arrived at the bush in the enemy's red buff area, and the dragon was already at a sliver of health, just two more basic attacks away from taking it down!
Suddenly, Damo used his first skill to dash over and kicked Liu Bei away before Liu Bei could land his final basic attack. He then used his second skill to take down the dragon that Liu Bei had worked so hard to kill.
Liu Bei cursed under his breath, only to discover that someone was hiding in the bushes and instantly killed him.
"Hahaha, trash!" the fat man mocked, and even sent a provocation in the public chat.
"Speaking of which, Xiao Chengzi's kick was really powerful!" Xu Xiaomeng said.
"Holy crap!" the fat guy shouted, and the others were stunned. Was it really necessary to go from zero to three?
"Cao Cao's captain skin has a bug!" the fat man said.
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