The Road to Godhood in Honor of Kings

Chapter 44 Sun Wukong with Diarrhea

By the time that guy came online, Han Cheng was already close to level two. The enemy Li Bai immediately used both of his first skills to dash over. This was useless, as the first skill doesn't do much damage in the early game and isn't something Li Bai should prioritize leveling up. Li Bai should prioritize leveling up his second skill, since the first skill has limited damage and is mainly for mobility. The second skill is more functional, and prioritizing it can also reduce cooldown, similar to how Miyamoto prioritizes leveling up his second skill.

Han Cheng wasn't intimidated. He used his first skill to ambush Li Bai, then dashed at him with another first skill, followed by his second skill. Since he was about to use the second part of his first skill, he not only dodged the attack but also trapped Li Bai. Li Bai was only level one and could only run away, but he crashed into the sword circle, which slowed him down and increased his damage. He quickly used the third part of his first skill to return, but he had used it outside the turret, so it didn't have much of a range. Han Cheng immediately used his execution skill, and Li Bai was still within range, so he gave up the kill.

"So bad?" Han Cheng thought to himself. Since they saw that he had used his second skill, they should have used the third part of their first skill to go back instead of moving around.

As it turned out, Han Cheng had never seen such a shameless person.

All (Li Bai): Trash. Of course, this refers to the Li Bai on the other side.

Hmph, Han Cheng is really something. He's clearly terrible at this, yet he's still mocking him? Isn't he just asking for trouble?

Since you have no manners, I don't need to be either. Fountain camping, no questions asked.

"Godlike!" Han Cheng easily killed the opposing Li Bai six times; one more kill and he would become a god.

However, during this time, there was always some rude guy in the lower left corner of the screen posting some vulgar and offensive language. Hmph, isn't being abused enough?

"Legendary!" Han Cheng had already achieved godlike status, directly tanking the damage from the crystal and the enemy Li Bai to kill him. Even with a Blade of Despair, he couldn't trigger Li Bai's passive [Dark Curtain] because the enemy Li Bai couldn't even hit Han Cheng before dying. Even with full builds, the enemy Li Bai was no match for him; trash is trash. Calling someone trash is an insult. Being bad at the game isn't scary; what's truly terrifying is someone who's "brain-dead." You can practice if you're bad at the game; someone may lack skill, but as long as they strive to improve, they're still commendable. But if someone's moral character is "brain-dead," that's truly terrifying.

A person's character is very important; no one wants to associate with someone who lacks character.

"Bang!" Han Cheng accidentally destroyed Li Bai's crystal. He had originally planned to pound him a little longer, but he had only been pounding him for ten minutes...

The game ended, and the chat showed messages from a friend. Han Cheng casually clicked on one; it was that guy again, saying things like "You're not happy," "You're cheating," and of course, plenty of profanity. Han Cheng was extremely disgusted by profanity (as was the author!). Those profanities were often directed at parents, especially mothers. Think about it, mothers are the greatest people in the world, and yet this is the most vulgar thing in profanity. Hmph, the people who invented profanity are mentally ill. And those who spread and use this alternative language are not only mentally ill but also lack independent thought.

(I'm sure many of you have encountered similar scenarios, right? I met someone similar yesterday, and it certainly opened my eyes to the world—can there really be such shameless people?)

Han Cheng glanced at the screen casually and saw that the guy was still asking to fight again, spewing sarcastic remarks. Han Cheng didn't care at all, decisively blocked him, and then deleted him. Deleting might not be thorough; once blocked, he wouldn't even see what the guy said in the world chat.

He said he'd play one game, and he did. After finishing, Han Cheng went to sleep, and sure enough, he fell asleep very quickly.

"Now we announce the champion of the King of Glory World Championship, who is Miracle: Knight from the Miracle Team!" a beautiful host announced. Han Cheng was flattered and proudly walked onto the podium to receive the award. This was a world-class honor!

"Actually, I don't have much to say. This is inseparable from my usual hard work..." Han Cheng said.

"Liar!"

"Nonsense! You clearly have the ability to see the entire map!"

"You can see through things! Who knows how many filthy things you've done!"

"Hmph, winning the championship with superpowers? How can someone like that deserve such a title? He's a disgrace to our country!"

The audience's attitude suddenly changed, catching Han Cheng off guard. How did they know about his special ability? Why?

"Why? Why?" Han Cheng woke up with a start. "Phew, it was just a dream!" It would be great if he really won the world championship, but what followed wouldn't be what he wanted. Although Honor of Kings esports hasn't yet gone global, Han Cheng believes it's only a matter of time. Some people think Honor of Kings is just a mobile game, and its attempt at esports is ridiculous, let alone going global? Completely delusional. Han Cheng disagrees. What's wrong with mobile games? With its simplicity, convenience, and the slogan "Team up anywhere," it can be played anytime, anywhere. While the character designs may have some elements of imitation, overall it's definitely a good game. It features innovative 1v1, 3v3, and 5v5 modes, and its background story is innovative and rich, using history as a backdrop while also innovating. Compared to other MOBA games, it's far superior.

Therefore, Han Cheng sincerely hopes that the game Honor of Kings can go global.

-

I got up, packed my things, made myself breakfast, ate it, and then headed to school. Today was the last day of the King of Glory Campus Championship, the day to compete for the championship. Han Cheng's Miracle team was undoubtedly the most likely to win.

As for what happens after winning the championship, hmph, I haven't thought about it yet.

"What? Oh my god, Sun Wukong has diarrhea? He can't participate?" As soon as Han Cheng entered the classroom, he heard Fatty and the others discussing this issue. Sun Wukong ate so much cold food with Fatty yesterday, and it was the middle of winter, so it would be strange if he didn't get gastroenteritis.

"I clearly told you yesterday, but you just wouldn't listen!" Xu Xiaomeng looked at the fat man with a dark face.

"I'm fine. It's all because that monkey guy is greedy. I told you I have a strong stomach, but that monkey guy is as skinny as a monkey. He insisted on imitating my fat brother's dashing style. You can't blame me for this!" The fat man looked innocent.

"Alright, let's talk about today's competition first. We can't compete without Monkey," Ye Bing said.

“Yes, yes, that’s a problem!” Han Cheng finally chimed in.

"That's easy, just find someone else!" the fat man blurted out.

"Find someone else? Okay?" Everyone looked at the fat man.

"Who are you looking for? Are there any experts in our class who are good at playing King of Glory?" Xu Xiaomeng stared at the fat man, who broke out in a cold sweat.

"Well... how's Teacher Lao? Didn't Xiao Chengzi say she also plays King of Glory? Although she was a bit bad, she should have improved this time, right?" the fat guy said weakly.

"The homeroom teacher? Is he any good?" Han Cheng had a deep understanding of the homeroom teacher's level, but he couldn't understand why the homeroom teacher was so bad.

“Well, I don’t think it will work,” Ye Bing said. “Teachers should be able to participate, since it’s not just a school-organized competition, but we don’t know the homeroom teacher’s skills yet, and we haven’t had time to work on it.”

"And even if we could, what would we say? That the monkey had diarrhea and couldn't participate?" Xu Xiaomeng couldn't help but laugh out loud after she finished speaking. Well, diarrhea was indeed a rather far-fetched excuse.

Unbeknownst to them, Chen Xiaoye had overheard their conversation outside and suggested that inviting them to participate wasn't out of the question...

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