The Road to Godhood in Honor of Kings

"Alright, alright, Xiao Chengzi, hurry up and change your game ID and team name. Although we're all vice-captains, you're the captain after all, so it's best if you change the team name," Xu Xiaomeng said. Looking at the hesitant Han Cheng, Xu Xiaomeng added, "Alright, I'll buy you a team name change card. See you, I knew that's what you were worried about..."

"Okay, I'll change it right away. What should I change it to? TOL?" Han Cheng asked.

"Yeah, we've all changed the prefix. I'll still call myself 'Nightmare,' 'TOL: Nightmare,'" Xu Xiaomeng said. "Let's still use colons as separators, not commas, it's too tacky..." (It's a wonder this was said by a girl; if the author had said it, they probably would have been killed. Apparently, quite a few people use commas as separators...)

“Alright…” Han Cheng said, “What about the other members of the team? Should they change their names?” Miracle Team used to have quite a few other players who came because of their reputation. You ask me what “players who play games” are? People who take the same games together? Well, since it’s a game called “Honor of Kings,” those who play together are players who play games together.

"Let them do as they please. Let them change it if they want, but I reckon they will," Xu Xiaomeng said.

"Okay, I'll change it to TOL Knights..." Han Cheng muttered, "I'll change the team name to TOL, but this name change card costs nine yuan, I can't afford it..."

"Alright, you stingy kid, I forgot, I'll just call you Xiao Han then. I'm not saying this to criticize you, Xiao Han, but you're really too stingy. Okay, Xiao Xu, don't buy him the team name change card anymore, I'll buy it for him, what can I do, I'm the manager." Sima Yi said, "Also, let me tell you, in the future when you're not alone, you can continue to call me 'Brother Ma,' I don't know who gave me that name... um, normally you have to call me manager, otherwise it's beneath my status."

"Can I call you Manager Ma then?" Han Cheng asked. "Manager Ma, could you buy me a name change card and a team name change card first?"

"Get out of here. You've even changed my surname to Manager Sima. I'll just give you a red envelope. You can buy it directly. Is one hundred enough?" Sima Yi said.

"That's enough, that's enough, thank you Manager Sima!" Han Cheng said, thinking that he still had several tens of yuan left, enough to buy a skin. Sima Yi, on the other hand, thought that the consequences of pretending to be generous were serious; he might lose all his money without even knowing how.

Han Cheng received the red envelope, logged into his account and deposited some points, then bought a name change card and a team name change card before starting to change his name.

"TOL: Knight?" Xu Xiaomeng had somehow appeared in front of Han Cheng, seeing that he had changed his game ID.

"Phew, Sister Meng, can you stop scaring me like that?" Han Cheng was a little stunned. After all, he was concentrating on modifying his ID when someone suddenly appeared next to him. It's bound to startle you.

"Is it scary? I don't think so," Xu Xiaomeng said nonchalantly.

"Alas, those involved are often confused, while bystanders see things clearly," Sun Wukong sighed silently from the side.

"Damn it, monkey, what are you pretending to be so cultured for? Even I can tell your quote is inappropriate. Little Orange is the one who's 'invited' now, and Goddess Xiaomeng is the one who's 'obsessed', understand?" Fatty said to Sun Wukong with a look of disdain.

"Nonsense, the principle is the same, that's all. It's just that one understands and the other doesn't, why be so particular?" Sun Wukong retorted.

“Stop, if you’re not cultured, don’t pretend. Even someone as cultured as me hasn’t said anything, but you two uncultured people are already pretending to be cultured,” Sima Yi said.

"Ahem, Brother Ma, keep a low profile, keep a low profile," Han Cheng reminded him.

"Received." Sima Yi then said nothing more.

"Finally, it's done." Han Cheng spent a long time changing the game ID.

"Is changing a game ID really such a long and agonizing process?" Xu Xiaomeng said. "It's not like I'm asking you to eat shit."

"Ahem, let's be civilized. Don't just say 'eat-sh-it' all the time. You can say 'eat-sh-it' instead. As for changing my ID, it's something I absolutely can't be careless about. A game ID represents a person's attitude towards the game and their attitude towards life. It can't be taken lightly," Han Cheng said seriously.

"Tch, eat-sh-it! It's just a game ID, and you only changed it in a few minutes? I spent three hours changing mine!" Xu Xiaomeng said.

"Alright, I'm ashamed of being late today. I promise I won't do it again next time, okay?" Han Cheng said seriously.

"If there's a next time, I'll give you a fifty-yuan red envelope!" Sun Wukong immediately said.

"Fine, fifty it is!" Han Cheng said with a tragic expression.

"I keep my word!" Sun Wukong said.

"I keep my word!" Han Cheng said.

"By the way, Little Orange, there's a reason behind all our IDs. I've never understood yours. Monkey's 'Invincible' and Fatty's 'Never Stop' are easy to understand, but Night Ice's 'Illusion' probably means he's seen through all illusions. Night Ice, right?" Xu Xiaomeng said, glancing at Night Ice. Night Ice nodded and smiled noncommittally. "As for mine, I don't need to explain. I'm willing to be the opponent's nightmare. Little Orange, what does your 'Knight' mean?"

“Good question. My ID represents my beliefs. Like a knight, I appear when my teammates are in the most critical moment. I am full of self-sacrifice. In short, it represents a lot of positive energy.” Han Cheng said, “Originally, I wanted to use ‘knight’, but you all use Chinese characters, so I have to use Chinese characters as well.”

"Oh, okay, but I still don't quite understand some things," Xu Xiaomeng said. "But your ID is pretty good."

"Hehe..." Han Cheng chuckled, thinking to himself, "You're only finding out now?"

"By the way, where's Li Ge? Did you change your ID? And Little Ma Ge, I'll add you to the team group chat, do you want to join our team?"

“Qin Li has changed his name to ‘TOL: Iron Blood’,” Sima Yi said. “And Xiao Han, don’t ask so many questions at once next time, we can’t answer them all. Now that I’m the manager of the TOL team, I’m naturally a member of the TOL team, so of course I should join.”

"I think Little Ma's old ID used to be 'Really? Cool'? And Little Ma's sister's is..." Han Cheng said.

“‘Really? Beautiful,’ what, is that not allowed? Our siblings’ IDs are just that capricious. Alright, invite me to join the team first,” Sima Yi said.

“Okay, but I guess Xiao Ma Ge’s sister’s ID was his idea…” Han Cheng said as he found the “invite” option for Sima Yi in his game friends list and invited Sima Yi into the team.

“I’ll add…TOL: Miracle, to commemorate your former team name and so that we can create more miracles!” Sima Yi said.

"Miracle? Ironblood? What a cool ID..." Han Cheng thought to himself. Qin Li's ID was somewhat unexpected. Ironblood, not bad. And Sima Yi's Miracle, not bad either. He hoped that his team could create more miracles on the field.