Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness

Chapter 9 Yan Xi Brand: Famous for its Double Standards at Home and Abroad

One class period!

Yan Xi spent an entire class period trying to coax Mo Ran, her lips practically worn out from talking so much.

"call--"

After class, Yan Xi slumped onto the table and let out a long sigh of relief.

She now realizes how difficult it is to win a girl's heart!

She kept rambling on and on for the entire class period—forty minutes! A full forty minutes!

She used every trick in the book, from acting cute to rolling around on the ground. Her attitude in admitting her mistakes was a hundred times better than she had towards Lu Ze and that idiot. She talked until her throat was dry, and by the end, her tongue was practically falling apart.

The results of it?

The result was a dismissive "We'll see how you perform."

Trying to control others backfired, and instead, the control was lost on the other side...

What can Yan Xi do?

My own child, and such a beautiful one at that, I'd kneel down or even slap myself to coax him back! (Mainly because he's so good-looking...)

Yan Xi: Chun Chun is going crazy!

Yan Xi calmed her fluctuating and increasingly irritable emotions, then looked up and met the strange and complicated gazes of the two girls at the table in front of her.

That look...

A complex mix of emotions, a hint of sympathy, pity, and a touch of curiosity...

Yes... the look of someone staring at you like you're an idiot.

Yan Xi: !!!

The idiot bystander: Trying hard not to laugh.

Mo Ran, a bystander, grinned from ear to ear.

Lu Ze, who was at the company when this idiot projected his screen: ? ? ? What's going on?

original,

Yan Xi wasn't quite clear-headed at the time, and in her haste to appease Mo Ran, she forgot to set up a soundproof barrier for herself, and also...

She forgot that there were people around her in the classroom and that the students around her couldn't see Mo Ran!

then……

To her classmates, Yan Xi seemed to be rambling on and on like a lunatic, talking to herself for the entire class...

The two students in front of them exchanged a glance.

Student A in front: Is my new classmate behind me out of his mind...?

The person at the table in front of me: Maybe!

The person in front of me: Poor thing, she's so pretty...

The person sitting in front of me nodded vigorously: "Mmm-hmm-hmm!"

Yan Xi, watching their exchange of glances: ...

Don't think she doesn't understand what you mean just because you're not saying anything!

Yan Xi: ...

Question: How can I explain to myself that I have a fairy in my life who can transform and become invisible like in the movie "Balala the Fairies" without being mistaken for an idiot?

Waiting online, very anxious!

Wanting to explain but unsure how to begin, Yan Xi tried to salvage her crumbling aloof image: "...Would you believe me if I said I made a phone call for an entire class period?"

The two people at the front desk exchanged a glance, smiled slightly, and then nodded, their eyes becoming increasingly kind.

Well, the look in their eyes has successfully evolved from looking at an idiot to showing concern for someone with intellectual disabilities.

Yan Xi just wants to hang herself with a noodle, cut herself with a scallion, or smash her head against a block of tofu to die!

Unable to explain further, Yan Xi, her face expressionless, pulled the denim jacket draped over the back of the chair and pulled it over her head, revealing a stiff, signature professional fake smile: "I'm going to sleep, goodnight?"

The two people at the front desk looked at each other again, smiled again, and said in unison, "Good night."

Yan Xi, her face expressionless, pulled her coat tighter and slammed her head on the table.

It's all over, I've completely lost control...

She decided to hide away for a while.

But unexpectedly... this further confirmed her "dear" deskmate's imagination.

The two students at the front desk stared at each other again.

The person sitting in front of me: She must have something wrong with her head, right?

The person sitting in front of me wholeheartedly agreed: "Yeah!"

The two turned around, thinking they had subtly moved their chairs forward a little...

Accidentally lifting her clothes, Yan Xi caught a glimpse of the two exchanging glances. She thought, "…\u003d????(??? ????) Holy crap! I didn't! I didn't! Really!"

After witnessing their actions again, Yan Xi exclaimed: "Holy crap! No way, no way!" (?????; ≡ ?????;)

She also saw the two of them move a little, glance back at her, then suddenly look at each other, nod, and move forward a little more!

Yan Xi: ...Damn it! Where's my tofu?!

Tired? Let's destroy it! ( ?_?)?⌒●~*

The onlookers, including Foolish Egg, Ink Dye, and Lu Ze watching Foolish Egg's screen projection remotely: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ ~ ┴┴

Yan Xi has no thoughts right now, she just wants to find a block of tofu and smash her head against it.

All day long, Yan Xi tried her best to salvage her image in the eyes of the student in front of her, but...

The ellipsis says it all.

After school, everyone in the class learned that the new transfer student had some mental issues...

Yan Xi drew her sword: Come on! Let's die together!

(I am a dividing line, I climb, I climb, I climb and climb, hey~ I've arrived again~)

School ends in the evening.

Yan Xi stood at the gate of the elite high school, a slight smile on her lips, looking to be in a good mood.

why?

After countless hours of practice, her poor sense of direction has recently improved; she can now at least navigate between her classroom and the school gate on her own! (This process takes a long time.)

[Host, today is the day that the female lead, Wang Mo, makes a contract with Luo Li. I want to...] The idiot sat on the small stool, his big eyes full of longing.

Yan Xi's face instantly turned cold, showing no mercy: "Dream on!"

She hasn't even confronted it about it casting the screen to Lu Ze without permission!

[Host, I want to see it!]

This silly boy is being affectionate, his soft and cute boyish voice is so sweet and sticky. If other women heard it, they would definitely be overwhelmed with maternal love and would give their lives for him.

It's a pity that Yan Xi is not another woman.

She was just a useless little fox who had lived for hundreds of millions of years, wearing human skin and knowing nothing.

Her heart is as hard as a diamond!

"Daydreaming!"

[Host, please~]

The sticky, cloying sound sent a chill down Yan Xi's spine, giving her goosebumps.

Yan Xi smiled and said, "Call me Daddy."

[Dad!] This idiot is willing to give up everything just to watch the show.

"Hey! My good boy!" Yan Xi's smile suddenly widened, her expression turning ferocious for a moment: "Keep dreaming!"

Idiot: ...[heartbroken]

Damn it!

You've taken all the bamboo shoots on Earth!

The pandas are all out of food!

They've all gotten so fat from starvation!

Is this how I'm supposed to quietly snatch bamboo shoots and then amaze everyone?

You really amazed me!

So the panda shortage is all your fault!

Yan Xi: ? ? ?

No, I didn't, don't fucking talk nonsense!

"Come on, you idiot, navigate home!"

The idiot became withdrawn, while Yan Xi burst into laughter.

After roasting the idiot, Yan Xi's mood, which had been sinking all day, instantly soared to a new high!

Indeed, happiness is always built on the suffering of others!

The netizens were right!

"No!" the idiot said defiantly.

"Say it again?!" Yan Xi narrowed her eyes, a smile playing on her lips, and clenched her small, pink fist, which was as big as a clay pot.

Threat!

A naked threat!

I'm an idiot and I won't be threatened by you!

then……

[Okay, host! I'll start screen mirroring right away!] The idiot huddled in the corner, trembling with fear.

What kind of human suffering is this?!

"Ha!" Yan Xi sneered and happily embarked on her journey home.

"Master," Mo Ran, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up, "I want to go and take a look."

Yan Xi paused for a moment, then smoothly turned the corner, without anyone noticing anything amiss.

"Idiot, GPS, let's go watch the show!"

Idiot: Damn it! You stupid host!

Yanxi brand, renowned both domestically and internationally for its double standards, is something you deserve!

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small theater

Idiot: Host, I want to watch a show!

Yan Xi: Get lost!

Idiot: Host~

Yan Xi: Get lost! You're disgusting!

Mo Ran: I want to watch a play.

Yan Xi: Alright! Please come in, sir!

Lemon: Oh wow! A hypocritical master and her arrogant fairy! This is so damn sweet! [Eating sunflower seeds]

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