Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness

Chapter 8 A Salted Fish Turns Over

The weather was sunny, and sunlight streamed through the open window, casting a soft golden glow on the beautiful girl sleeping soundly in bed with her eyes closed.

The girl's long eyelashes trembled, and then her eyes slowly opened. Her purplish-gray eyes sparkled in the sunlight, like two beautiful gems.

This scene was as beautiful as a poem or a painting.

but!

She's a pretty young woman, but unfortunately she has a mouth.

The moment she opened her mouth, the beauty filter shattered into a million pieces, and even 800 meters of cameras couldn't capture her damn "coolness"!

"grass!"

Yan Xi raised her hand to shield her eyes, her voice hoarse, "Damn, my head hurts!"

I slept enough, but instead of feeling refreshed, I felt groggy and confused. My mind was a complete mess, and I couldn't find the words to describe how uncomfortable I felt.

After a while, Yan Xi's eyes adjusted to the bright light, and she slowly lowered her hand, staring blankly at the familiar yet unfamiliar ceiling above her head like a fool.

It took me a long time to remember, um... this is a courtyard house.

After a long while, Yan Xi, whose eyes were dry from staring, blinked and her mind cleared up a bit. She turned her head slightly and sure enough, she saw her phone on the bedside table.

Yan Xi strained her waist, abdomen, and shoulders, and tried to flip herself over... but she failed.

With another effort, she finally rolled from lying flat to being on her stomach. She reached out and grabbed her phone.

Press the power button and the phone screen lights up.

The lock screen wallpaper is a cute little fox with a bird's nest on its head, sitting on the lawn pawing at a grass ball, with nine fluffy red tails behind it.

They look incredibly cute.

I glanced at the time: Wednesday morning at 7:00 AM.

Yan Xi put down her phone and tried to figure out how long she had slept with her not-so-bright little brain... but she couldn't figure it out.

So she started counting on her fingers.

Just as they were discussing it, Lu Ze pushed the door open and came in.

He stood by the bed with a glass of warm water, watching the little girl who was looking down and counting on her fingers, his mouth twitching violently.

"Hey, isn't this our amazing Yan Da Li?"

"What's wrong? Got two days of sleep and woken up?"

Yan Xi held up three with her left hand and four with her right, seemingly having counted to thirty-four. Hearing the man's clear voice, she looked up, bewildered.

At that moment, something started happening in her mind.

[Oh my! Isn't this my host who hasn't slept for three days?]

[What's wrong? Got two days of sleep and woken up?]

Yan Xi: ...I don't like Sister Li!

No?! She just took a nap! What's wrong with this world?!

Yan Xi was confused and bewildered. She trembled as she hugged her "weak and helpless" self.

Yan Xi looked up, her big, watery eyes wide, her little face scrunched up as she stared pitifully at Lu Ze, her voice hoarse as she cried out, "Brother~ I was wrong~" That's impossible!

Lu Ze, Yan Xi's subordinate in reality, always had the mindset of earning money to support her in the mission world, and was thinking of being a father to her.

So he advanced and became Yan Xi's beloved older brother in the mission world, as well as her sugar daddy.

If you ask Yan Xi if she'll feel embarrassed...

Yan Xi said: "If he hadn't disagreed, I would have called him Dad!"

Being called "brother" but having the heart of a mother and doing the work of a father, Lu Ze has it tough.

Seeing his son, whom he had raised for so long, looking at him like that, Lu Ze, the angry old father, shamefully softened.

Lu Ze, the old man, handed him a glass of warm water. "Soothe your throat. Are you hungry? I'll get you a bowl of porridge." After saying that, he pushed open the door and went out again.

This little brat is spoiled and hasn't eaten for two days. Apart from porridge, Lu Ze really doesn't dare to give her anything else to eat.

Lu Ze had prepared the porridge long ago, keeping it warm over a low flame, ready for Yan Xi at any time.

After appeasing Lu Ze's father, Yan Xi still had to appease the system.

"Idiot~" she thought to herself.

[Heh, feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep? Not so bad now that you're suffering from headaches and can't go on living, huh?]

That idiot's mouth is always full of sarcastic remarks.

We're just saying it's a bizarre and strange move!

"Idiot, I was wrong~"

Yan Xi spoke in a sweet, coquettish tone, her words like a winding mountain road, leading directly to the meandering Yellow River.

The idiot shuddered, then his body stiffened, and he got goosebumps all over.

Well... I was terrified!

[What did I do wrong?] It tried its best to keep a straight face and spoke calmly, but the corners of its mouth involuntarily turned up, which it then suppressed. After doing this several times, its face started to twitch.

"I was wrong to ignore you and lock you in the dark. I was wrong, please forgive me."

Yan Xi looked like a child, and her voice was deliberately soft and sweet, which was irresistible to the fool, and his heart softened instantly.

"[Will you dare to do it again?]" It smirked, trying its best to remain serious.

"I won't, I won't!" That's impossible! It's impossible for me to obey you in this lifetime!

Yan Xi shook her head vigorously, her tone incredibly obedient, but her inner thoughts were completely different!

Swaying back and forth, she felt dizzy and collapsed onto the bed, seeing stars.

“…Wait, something’s not right?” Suddenly, Yan Xi felt like something was missing.

"What's wrong?" Lu Ze brought in the porridge, found a chair, sat down, and asked in confusion.

"It seems... something's missing..."

"[It seems so...]" the idiot replied.

"Right?! Hmm, what's missing?" Yan Xi opened her mouth to eat the porridge that Lu Ze fed her, and muttered to herself.

[…Mo Ran! Mo Ran!] The idiot's gaze swept over the three-story villa in the corner of the room, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and shouted.

"Yes! Ink stain!"

Yan Xi slapped her thigh, swallowed another mouthful of porridge, and asked, "Brother, have you seen my doll? It's in my schoolbag."

Mo Ran: I freaking thank you for remembering me!

"Your schoolbag? Then it's still in your classroom, right? I didn't take your schoolbag."

"...Holy crap!" Yan Xi jumped out of bed, snatched the bowl of porridge, slurped it down in two mouthfuls, then jumped off the bed and pushed Lu Ze out of the room. "I'm going to change my clothes. You take me to school later!"

After saying that, he slammed the door shut with a "bang".

After changing her clothes and spending five minutes quickly washing her face, combing her hair, and brushing her teeth, Yan Xi pulled Lu Ze out the door.

If Mo Ran were lost or picked up by someone else, she would have nowhere to cry!

Hopefully, no one will be so tempted as to rummage through her bag!

After rushing around like a whirlwind and getting lost five times, Yan Xi, escorted by Lu Ze, finally entered the classroom just as the school bell rang.

Good grief, it's Sun Yu's class again!

"Yan Xi... never mind, go back!" Sun Yu remembered what Lu Ze had said when he asked for leave, and swallowed what he wanted to say. He waved for Yan Xi to go back.

"Thank you, teacher!" Yan Xi bowed deeply at an obtuse angle, then turned and walked back to her seat.

Sitting down in the chair, Yan Xi reached out and touched her schoolbag, letting out a sigh of relief.

Before she could catch her breath, she heard a cold, resentful voice: "Oh, isn't this my owner who hasn't slept for three days and missed two days of school?"

Mo Ran and Yan Xi stayed up all night together and slept together at school. The only difference was that one was picked up and the other was left behind.

Mo Ran: I wonder how big the psychological trauma is when you wake up to find your master gone and disappeared for two days...

Don't ask, the answer is: it's huge!

Yan Xi: ...

Good heavens! I fucking exclaimed, "Good heavens!"

These guys are all damn Yin-Yang masters!

They even speak exactly the same thing!

What's wrong with this world?! Why is everyone talking like that now?! Is she out of touch?!

Yan Xi felt that the world was being incredibly unkind to her!

She covered her face, slammed her head on the table, and groaned, "I was wrong, please forgive me! Please!"

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The idiot drew his sword, Lu Ze wiped it, and Mo Ran sharpened it.