Ye Luoli: The Charismatic Girl Leads the World to Darkness
Chapter 16 Plot Collapse
"Ring ring ring..."
The school bell rang, and Yan Xi was also jolted awake from her dream by the double bombardment of the idiot and Mo Ran.
Before she knew it, she had slept for a full four and a half hours.
Yan Xi reached out and pinched the bridge of her nose, then looked up and changed her position to continue lying down.
She somewhat regretted adding Mo Ran to her mental link. Before, with only the idiot alarm clock, she could pretend not to hear it and continue sleeping. Now, with Mo Ran added, the idiot clock had created a synergy greater than the sum of its parts, completely keeping her awake.
The first class this afternoon, wow, it's Sun Yu again!
Sun Yu walked up to the podium carrying a stack of homework books, looked at the students below, and said, "The results of yesterday's math problems will now be announced!"
"Only three students in our class got the answer right! Everyone should learn from them!"
"These three people are... class monitor Shu Yan, Chen Sisi, and... Yan Xi!"
Upon hearing the first two names, the students in the class didn't react much, but when they heard Yan Xi's name, they were all somewhat incredulous.
After all, no one would associate a troublemaker who argues with the teacher in the morning with being a good student.
Yan Xi didn't react much because she hadn't heard it at all. Besides... if she got this kind of question wrong, her older sisters would definitely laugh at her!
"Come on, class representative, hand out the homework. We'll go over the questions in a bit." With that, Sun Yu slapped the stack of notebooks and turned to write the questions on the blackboard.
Shu Yan walked over, picked up the stack of books, subconsciously glanced at Yan Xi, and then handed them out one by one in order.
Yan Xi lay on the table, squinting as she stared out the window, seemingly lost in thought.
"Idiot, did I mess up the plot again?" Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she asked herself.
"Huh? When did you break the plot? How come I didn't know?" Mo Ran cast an invisibility spell on himself, sat openly on the windowsill, and asked in confusion.
[You're quite self-aware. You ruined the storyline where Wang Mo gets slapped in the face. Why did you have to pick up that script? Now look what happened, you got the perfect score, and Wang Mo got nothing.] The idiot, with a bitter face, pulled his hair in the system space: [Your main quest didn't say you could ruin the storyline! You're going to get scolded!]
"You didn't tell me..." Yan Xi looked aggrieved.
“That’s right, you didn’t tell the master!” Mo Ran chimed in from the side.
[Who keeps digging into the plot all the time? I just saw it myself!] The idiot's tone softened: [It's alright, it's not a major plot point, it shouldn't have much of an impact.]
"Oh……"
“Idiot,” Yan Xi said suddenly after a moment of silence, “I remember you hacked into the main system, right?”
"What are you going to do now?!" the idiot asked, hugging his weak, pitiful, and helpless self.
"You... delete my main quest, okay?" Yan Xi asked expectantly.
"W-what?!" The idiot was stunned, his eyes widening in disbelief. "What the hell are you talking about?!"
The sound was out of control, startling Yan Xi so much that she split her legs. The high-pitched sound could easily shatter a beer bottle, and it made Yan Xi's head buzz.
"Calm down," Yan Xi said, somewhat disappointed, as she comforted the idiot who was so frightened. "I was just kidding. Don't take it seriously."
[Phew—] The idiot patted its little chest and breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, Yan Xi's next words almost gave it a heart attack.
"Could you... help me revise the main quest?" Yan Xi said earnestly.
【you--】
"Calm down," Yan Xi said calmly.
“It’s not changing the mission, it’s adding settings. Just, just adding…” Yan Xi said, counting on her fingers, “Just adding five words.”
"Add what?" The fool frowned, sensing that things were not so simple.
"Hehe (* ̄︶ ̄)" Yan Xi grinned, revealing a set of small white teeth: "It's possible to... ruin the plot!"
(This dividing line is probably shaped like a crown...)
The second period in the afternoon is physical education class.
Yan Xi looked at the bright sun in the sky, her fingers tugging at the tassels on her coat, her face filled with utter despair.
The sun was so strong and hot, running was too tiring, she didn't want to run anymore, she just wanted to find a place to sleep comfortably.
Besides... she's a high school girl, she can't run when she's on her period... that's reasonable, right? That's perfectly reasonable, isn't it?
Having made up her mind, Yan Xi prepared to ask the PE teacher for leave. But as soon as she took a step, she heard the last thing she wanted to hear.
[Ding—Side quest issued (required): Participate in the 800-meter physical fitness test and get first place.]
Task Reward: Sky-Mending Band-Aid *1
Failure penalty: The embarrassing photo will be pinned to the top of the Six Realms Funny Pictures website for one week.
Yan Xi: ...Damn it!
Revenge! This is definitely revenge!
Yan Xi cursed under her breath. She knew this was definitely something an idiot had posted to get back at her, so she didn't react much and could only grit her teeth and accept it.
"Boys and girls!"
"Let's start the 800-meter test now!" All the students in Class 1 of Grade 11 lined up behind the starting line to do warm-up exercises.
The PE teacher stood to the side with the starting pistol, struck what he thought was a cool pose, and ran his hand through his hair: "Students, take your positions!"
"preparation!"
"Snapped!"
The moment the starting gun fired, a figure dashed out like lightning, even audible through the engine's hum.
"Holy crap! Jianpeng is exaggerating! What the hell is that engine noise?!"
"That's not a human! It's a cheetah!" (This is a line from the original comic, and I... can't bring myself to say something like that!)
"This time, it's definitely going to be number one again, no doubt about it!"
Just as one of the students finished speaking, a dark shadow drifted past him, chasing after Jianpeng, who was running in the lead.
"Holy crap! Who the hell is this amazing player again?!"
"That speed, is he drifting?"
"Hey? When did you two get ahead of me?" Jianpeng suddenly asked, looking at the two figures running hard ahead of him.
“…We’re a whole lap behind you…” Wang Mo and Little Fatty said speechlessly.
"I knew it! I'm going first!" Jianpeng had just passed the two people in front of him when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure rapidly approaching, and then... he overtook him!
"Damn it!" Jianpeng stared at Yan Xi, who suddenly appeared in front of him, for a moment, and then sped up to chase after her.
"Wow! Yan Xi can run so fast too!" Wang Mo looked at the two figures in front of him, waved to the chubby boy who had hidden halfway, and then saw Chen Sisi passing by.
Then she looked up and realized that everyone had lapped her a whole lap! Wen Qian, who ran past her, even made a few sarcastic remarks.
Suddenly, Luo Li conjured a pair of shoes with magic. Wang Mo was carried by the shoes and ran forward quickly. The speed increased rapidly, and he had already overtaken most of the students in the class. He was still chasing after them.
"No!" Mo Ran, who was sunbathing in a tree, saw this scene, formed hand seals, and magic surged around him.
She glanced at Yan Xi, who was about to cross the finish line, and snorted coldly: "You dare to show off such a weak and pathetic magic?"
"I don't care about your damn plot! First and foremost, it can only belong to my master!"
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