Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

Lieutenant Zhang was utterly exhausted. Unfortunately, his ominous premonition was not a reflection of this blunder; Lieutenant Zhang's miserable life continued...

Zhang, the working-class deputy: Destroy it, I'm tired, really!

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"Aphasia? What kind of illness is that? Was Qishan's soul taken away by the Black and White Impermanence?"

Sir, do you have a way to cure this?

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Yin Xinyue had no idea how much harm her words had caused the poor adjutant Zhang. As an ordinary person, she sincerely asked...

At this moment, the gloomy little devil in Zhang's heart was squatting in the corner, silently emo, while he himself had to maintain a smile and go to work.

^=_=^

The anxiety in Yin Xinyue's bright eyes seemed genuine, while Wei Wuxian felt a bit uncomfortable listening to Yin Xinyue calling him "Qishan" so affectionately and sweetly.

Suddenly, the aura emanating from Zhang Qishan, radiated by the meteorite, seemed even more stimulating. Coupled with the nausea and vomiting he had just experienced from motion sickness, Wei Wuxian felt as if he had returned to the Burial Mound in a dream!

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Wei Wuxian swallowed hard. Unfortunately, his mouth, which had been splitting open from laughing just moments before, was now empty. Instead, he was forced to inhale a pungent odor that filled his nostrils—it was even more toxic than the smell of the Burial Mound!

Wei Wuxian's hands clenched into fists on the table, veins bulging. Without even using a cup, he grabbed the teapot, gulped down a large mouthful, and telepathically transmitted to Feng Che:

"Quick, quick! I can't stand this room anymore, Zhang Qishan smells awful!"

There was no way around it; the nauseating aura emanating from Zhang Qishan was like a poison specifically targeting Wei Wuxian, constantly stimulating his nerves and testing his limits—an indescribably strange and irritating aura.

It's "it"—a toad crawling on your foot—a silly little gift that doesn't bite or annoy people!

A single-target attack, practically a biological weapon, was so powerful that Wei Wuxian would be jolted awake even if he wanted to, he couldn't possibly faint. What kind of human suffering is this?!

(?≧?(???)?≦? ?)

Xianzai'er probably wants to die again. The host that Lingwu bound to was provided free of charge with a body containing innate energy, which is most suitable for the resurrection of ghost hosts. This double-strength divine metal thing is about to be played with to death!

(￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker

After all, "it" had been eyeing Zhuque, this thorn in its side, for quite some time. The sickly, pure-hearted "white moonlight" buff also amplified Wei Wuxian's senses, resulting in a double effect where one plus one equals more than two.

They've started to hard-control Wei Wuxian; I can't stand it at all!

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While Wei Wuxian was serving tea, Feng Che transformed into a wandering spirit, ready to assist at any moment. However, Feng Che genuinely couldn't detect the aura that was specifically targeted at Wei Wuxian and had been amplified several times over by some twist of fate.

I had no idea what had happened. I was willing but unable to do anything. In the blink of an eye, I was completely stunned and had no idea where to start!

"A-Xian, hang in there! Your emergency healer Feng Feng is coming right away~!" Feng Che replied urgently in his mind.

Having found his direction, Feng Che immediately rummaged through his spatial bag and retrieved their Ghostly Spirit Gate Healer, Poison Maniac... no, they were gentle and kind—Zhiyun's Special Soothing Incense.

[Cleansing Incense – As long as one is alive, one must breathe. Inspired by the elegant and affordable alternative to the Yunmeng Cleansing Bell, it possesses spiritual power. It can be ignited by flame or thrown into water. In short, like a quick-acting heart medicine, it's convenient to use in your time of crisis.]

Furthermore, when mixed with special blood and ignited, it emits a unique sensory effect. During a nightmare possession, it can be held in the mouth to forcibly awaken the user. The taste is so-so. More effects are still under research. A multi-purpose item, you deserve to have it!

An exquisitely crafted sachet, inlaid with gold wire and jade, appeared out of thin air in Feng Che's hand. With a surge of spiritual energy, the hanging cord and tassels at the bottom transformed into the filaments of a red spider lily, and the sachet, surrounded by petals, silently rotated.

"Sir, are you alright?" Feng Che asked Wei Wuxian with concern.

Wei Wuxian held the small fragrant flower in both hands, let out a long sigh, like a kitten encountering catnip, and mentally transmitted a message to Feng Che, muttering, "Heavens above, 'it,' this divine metal is targeting me again!"

ヾ(?`?′?)??”

He maintained his somewhat unstable and sickly persona: "Hmm... laughing too loudly gives me a headache, but it's nothing."

"A-Xian, why don't we run away and forget about all this trouble from the Nine Gates? Let's go back and rest, okay?" the refined-looking Feng Che comforted him.

"No way! Am I, Wei Wuxian, the kind of person who backs down when faced with difficulties? If I leave now, what about all the time and energy I wasted before?"

Even if it's not trading time, I'll still peel a layer of skin off "it" and let "it" pick on me, the weakest link! ↗

After Wei Wuxian finished transmitting his thoughts, his eyes flashed with a fierce light as he looked at Zhang Qishan, who was lying on the bed, having done nothing wrong, yet had been unfairly accused again.

"..." Upon hearing this, Feng Che was speechless, whether through telepathy or a reply.

Who are you going to pick on? Who's the easy target? Ah Xian? This guy's a steel-and-diamond persimmon, isn't he?

【?ヘ??】

Ignoring the forced-to-perform Zhang Deputy and the clueless Yin Xinyue, Wei Wuxian walked to the bedside and snapped his fingers near Zhang Qishan's ear.

With a "snap," Zhang Qishan opened his eyes.

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