Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

Wei Wuxian glanced at Zhang Qishan, who lay lifeless on the bed, and his eyes darted around. His mischievous impulse resurfaced. He wanted to chuckle, but then realized it was inappropriate. Before the laughter could reach the air, Wei Wuxian quickly shut his mouth and swallowed it back.

Stuck in mid-air, Wei Wuxian managed to squeeze out a cough-like sound that was also a laugh, "Hmm...cough...cough..."

δ(′д｀; )

He went up to Zhang Qishan and pried open his eyelids, pried open his legs, and even took his pulse. His movements weren't very refined; he poked and prodded left and right, like he was fiddling with a doll's arms and legs, shaking it around and then putting it down. Even a resentful caregiver couldn't have done that much...

Wei Wuxian's pained and complicated expression made everyone in the room hold their breath, creating a tense atmosphere!

Zhang Qishan's Qiongqi tattoo was spread across his body, and after Wei Wuxian fiddled with it, a corner of it peeked out from under the blanket. Wei Wuxian looked at the tattoo and nodded as if he had just realized something.

The old Chinese medicine doctor, Xian, had no business license. After tormenting Zhang Qishan, a patient suffering from semi-psychosis, the diagnosis was confirmed!

(￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker

"The diagnosis is confirmed. It's the Zhang family's old problem acting up again!" Wei Wuxian said casually, plopping down in the chair Feng Che had brought over.

"Ah? Zhang Qishan has a hereditary disease!" Yin Xinyue exclaimed in despair, her gaze towards Zhang Qishan filled with resentment and complexity.

For a moment, no one knew what kind of terminal illness this quirky young lady had imagined and attributed it to Zhang Qishan.

Yin Xinyue turned her head and looked at Zhang Lieutenant with unfriendly eyes. She pointed at Zhang Lieutenant and pressed closer to him, asking arrogantly, "Zhang Lieutenant, what do you say!"

What have you been hiding from me by colluding with Zhang Qishan?

? ????? ?

Lieutenant Zhang thought to himself, "Strange, isn't the Zhang family's ancestral soul-loss syndrome more likely to flare up the higher the blood concentration?"

He has never had this problem in his entire life, neither his father nor he has. Even when he was on the run, although he was young, he never saw any of his clansmen suddenly become stupid.

The Zhang family has a training program specifically designed to address the instinctual training for those suffering from amnesia. Although I am a member of the main branch of the Zhang family, the Zhang family had already declined at that time. As for the Buddha, he is from an outer branch. I don't know if there are any preventative methods available.

"Ahhhh, what kind of thing is this? Why is Buddha so unlucky? We went to the mine together, how come only Buddha got infected?"

??_( :? 」 )_ I'm dizzy...

Faced with Yin Xinyue's questioning, Zhang, the adjutant, was momentarily lost in thought, frantically organizing his thoughts on how to answer. If Wei Wuxian had used a mind-reading talisman on Zhang, he would definitely have scoffed.

"Those destined for greatness are all uniquely unlucky individuals, enduring hardships others cannot, and bearing responsibilities others cannot. Of course, there will also be auspicious glimmers of good fortune shining upon Zhang Qishan, this lucky one, amidst perilous situations. This is truly an immense blessing!"

Every chosen one faces different dangers and opportunities. With Him as a safety net, everything will be fine; without Him, if things go wrong, one closes their eyes and their life is over!

(′???)

Seeing Zhang, the adjutant, acting like a cowardly pig unafraid of boiling water and remaining silent, Yin Xinyue was furious and blurted out, "I understand!"

"...Qishan and I have been married for so long but haven't consummated our marriage. Could it be that your Zhang family has a hereditary tradition of... impotence?"

?????

As Yin Xinyue spoke, she realized there was something wrong with her words, and her voice gradually softened. Realizing what she had said, she glanced down and saw that Zhang, the adjutant, was as red as a monkey's bottom. Deciding to push him further and give him a piece of her mind, she continued teasingly...

"That's impossible! Isn't the Zhang family a powerful clan? Could it be..."

Lieutenant Zhang was afraid that Yin Xinyue's thought process might take eighteen unexpected turns and she would say something so shocking and laughable that it would be fatal.

I closed my eyes, steeled my resolve, and disregarded all pride and shame.

(*m_m)σ|

Wei Wuxian... hahahaha (?w?) hahahaha... his unrestrained laughter was so loud it almost made him fall off his chair.

"Sir, be careful~ Hahahaha~" Feng Che's voice trembled with concern as he tried to suppress his laughter.

Shouted out

"Buddha is not impotent!!!"

…It's a relapse of mysticism! ↗”

Lieutenant Zhang: This family will fall apart without me!

Forced to desperately seek attention! (;′??Д??`)

Feng Che: I've received professional training, and I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it and it's just too funny.

(?w?)hiahiahia

Wei Wuxian: Me too! Me too, hahaha... I can't fake this illness at all. Zhang Qishan is impotent, he's going to laugh his head off!

(?w?)hiahiahia︵ ┻━┻

Perhaps it was because Zhang Qishan's loyal adjutant was eager to help Zhang Qishan regain his reputation in his new wife's eyes, and being young and thin-skinned, he might end up being shameless in the future.

After shouting the first half of the sentence with all his might, Zhang, the adjutant, paused for the second half out of concern for Zhang Qishan's safety, his voice noticeably softening due to a lack of courage.

This resulted in our adjutant Zhang's powerful roar only uttering the first half of his sentence, on the day Zhang Qishan went to the Zhang family's ancestral home to host a special "last person to use a clone body—homecoming party" for the Changsheng trio.

Rumors spread like wildfire in Changsha, and even Wu Laogou wrote them down in the notebook he left for his eldest grandson.

—Zhang Qishan, also known as Zhang Dafoye, and his wife Yin Xinyue had no children. It is suspected that Zhang Dafoye was impotent.

The innocent puppy firmly believed this.