Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

[Before leaving Changsha, Xianzai's strange little ailments were all thanks to the sickly, pure-hearted buff! I won't go into the details, you all know what I mean, right?]

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No sooner had Wei Wuxian finished speaking than a car pulled up at the main gate of the Hong Manor. Zhang, the adjutant, rushed in, not even bothering to greet Er Yuehong, and said anxiously with a pleading expression, "Sir, please save Buddha!"

Wei Wuxian's ears rang from the powerful shout of Zhang the adjutant. He reached up and rubbed his temples in annoyance.

He took a breath and said speechlessly, "You're supposed to be a Qilin, have you completely lost all the composure and steadiness of the Zhang family? You're so noisy..."

"I know you're in a hurry, but hold on. Coveting something that doesn't belong to you, and then kicking a hornet's nest—curiosity is what killed you two cats, isn't it?"

Wei Wuxian never expected that his mischievous and troublesome nature, which had always been the subject of reprimands from elders and teachers, would one day allow him to put on airs and scold others. The experience was quite novel. Perhaps it was because after returning from Xiao Guan's place, he found those two even more displeasing!

The little devil in Wei Wuxian's heart, who had been secretly laughing while covering his mouth, gradually became arrogant... hiahiahia

...Hahahaha (?w?) Hahahaha...

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After speaking for a while, Wei Wuxian felt a bit breathless, and his emotions were fluctuating. He quickly drank some tea to refresh himself and squeezed his eyes shut to clear his head, lest he startle someone again while unleashing his full power—that would be truly unjust.

Although I don't like those two from the Zhang family, I can't just insult them for no reason. Our Wei Wuxian still has principles! ↗

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All I can say is that the "Sickly White Moonlight" buff card, though unseen for two months, remains as effective as ever, hasn't expired, and is still incredibly frustrating and annoying even at its initial stage—truly impressive! ↗

Lieutenant Zhang's expression wasn't good, so Wei Wuxian didn't slack off like he did at the last Nine Gates Conference, taking him on unconventional routes like leaping across rooftops and walls. Instead, he obediently rode in the car.

Seeing this, Zhang, the adjutant, breathed a sigh of relief: Phew! It's good that the gentleman was still weak after just leaving the pass and didn't choose to carry him onto the roof to walk on the unobstructed one-way road!

He really never wanted to experience that "disorienting" Donald Duck experience again—leg cramps, constant spinning like a whirlwind, seeing stars, and his voice cracking. He'd lost face terribly in front of the Nine Gates' leaders!

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On the way to the Zhang residence, Wei Wuxian leaned listlessly against Feng Che, because for the first time ever, he, as a cultivator, was carsick!

A headache, not really a headache, a stomachache, not really a stomachache—anyway, just a short journey left me feeling dizzy, lightheaded, and nauseous.

Inside the enclosed car, it seemed as if the radiation from "it" that Zhang, the adjutant, had unconsciously picked up after returning from the mine had also invaded Wei Wuxian's sense of smell. The strange, unpleasant smell made the tattoo of the Vermilion Bird hidden on his back come out!

Feng Che placed his hand on Wei Wuxian's back, subtly soothing him with his spiritual energy. Since other members of the Ghost Spirit Sect were constantly checking in, and he himself had accumulated a considerable amount of spirit stones in his system space during his time as a regular member in Changsha, he figured he should be frugal and spend them wisely.

Seeing Wei Wuxian so distressed, Feng Che felt uneasy regardless of whether it was real or not. If it weren't for these troublesome matters, they would have already taken their precious Wei Wuxian home to rest. He was acting out of spite, unable to calm down at all.

"Zhang Rishan, are you driving an oxcart? Hurry up!!"

Lieutenant Zhang looked in the car's rearview mirror at Wei Wuxian leaning against Feng Che, his wide black and gold cloak concealing his figure, the red spider lilies entwined and climbing up the slope, and inside was a dazzling starry river. If unfolded, it would resemble the seven constellations of the Vermilion Bird: Well, Ghost, Willow, Star, Zhang, Wing, and Zhen.

The intricately patterned, silver-shimmering full-face mask added to Wei Wuxian's mysterious aura, making his pale, almost frightening, face appear like a fragile porcelain doll. Zhang, the adjutant, was already in a hurry to take Wei Wuxian to Zhang Qishan, and had driven fast enough.

Hearing this, he stepped on the gas again, accelerating to the floor. The wheels went over the small potholes, and he lurched again.

Wei Wuxian felt his stomach acid churning even more violently. Ugh~ I feel like throwing up~↘ He secretly shed two lines of tears. Why did he just have a brain fart and decide to take the car? Wouldn't it have been better if he had run it himself?

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"No! Drive slower, I feel like I'm going to be shaken to death!" Wei Wuxian protested weakly.

The words had barely left his lips when Zhang, the adjutant, slammed on the brakes, turned around, and replied with an innocent look in his eyes:

"Sir, we've arrived."

Wei Wuxian was the first to open the door and nimbly jumped out of the car. He helped them up and started gagging. He suddenly stopped, and the feeling of wanting to vomit reached its peak!

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Arrogant and spoiled, Wei Wuxian glared at Feng Che, who was trying to soothe him, and said, "Why did you have to tell Lieutenant Zhang to speed up and dodge me when we were almost there?"

"There are always treacherous subjects trying to harm me!"

Feng Che replied with his eyes through the mask, "Private Marseille~ Xianxian-chan~ Watashiwa Zundu didn't mean it! ↘

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Zhang, the adjutant, got out of the driver's seat and stood to the side. Suddenly, Wei Wuxian felt that the aura emanating from Zhang Qishan, radiated by the meteorite, combined with the aura radiating from Zhang Qishan, created an effect greater than the sum of its parts, making it extremely unpleasant!

Led by Lieutenant Zhang, Wei Wuxian entered the Zhang residence. Passing by the large, golden Buddha statue, he reached out and tapped it, only to discover that it was just a stone statue covered with a layer of gold leaf.

After winding and turning, they arrived at Zhang Qishan's reception room. Before entering, Wei Wuxian glanced at the guards at the door and asked a question.

"Your...zipper is open? Have I been out of touch with the times for over a month because I've been in seclusion?"

But is it really a good thing to leave things so wide open?

╭(°A°`)╮ Utterly dumbfounded

Wei Wuxian was clearly blatantly fooling people, but his acting skills were honed through countless theatrical performances, not to mention the trials he underwent within the treacherous Nine Gates. Now, his skills were even more refined.

With an incredulous and surprised expression, a serious and confident tone, and a curious look, he completely fooled the two guards, who hurriedly and hastily looked down to examine him.

Feng Che, seemingly oblivious to his own feelings, aided and abetted the evildoer, playing with the child while standing there silently, radiating coldness.

The adjutant had barely stepped inside, intending to turn and reprimand him, when he heard Wei Wuxian's loud laughter.

"Hahaha...you actually believed that? You guys look like stone, standing there motionless? Just kidding!"

Wei Wuxian, forgetting his lesson, laughed too loudly, and his joy turned to sorrow as he choked, "Cough cough cough...yue~"

You should ask Lieutenant Zhang for compensation for emotional distress. His driving skills were terrible; the ride was so bumpy it was driving me crazy. I wanted to tease you guys to ease the tension…”

The guards were utterly baffled: "What happened to your dignity as a high-ranking official? Are you really this cheeky?!"

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Lieutenant Zhang looked up at the sky in despair: Why is it that you're the one who teased people, but I'm the one who gets blamed and hurt?!

Buddha, you be the judge! ↗

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Zhang Qishan, who defied his ancestors' decision: "Wei Wuxian, this Vermilion Bird ancestor, doesn't play by the rules and is difficult to reason with. I don't even dare to call him by his name directly, for fear of being suppressed by his bloodline. Rishan, you are at least a Qilin. You should try to reason with this ancestor. It will be more useful than me, a Qiongqi. Go for it. I can't help you!"

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Wei Wuxian: If we're talking about bloodline, only your Zhang family patriarch can have an equal conversation with me. You two traitors had better watch your words!

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