Tomb Raiders: After the Nine Gates Ancestor, they let loose and did whatever they wanted!

Chapter 11: You're utterly hopeless. I'm truly impressed!

"Yue~...Don't get excited...Get down quickly!↗" It's like a familiar swallow returning, rushing to Wei Wuxian's side. The familiar routine, the familiar chokehold, and the familiar acting showdown are about to begin!

That's right, the "sickly white moonlight buff" that Wei Wuxian has been longing for is about to make a comeback! He spent a fortune of 5000 points to buy it from the system shop.

[The Weak and Sickly White Moonlight Buff - This buff is formed by the master of reading all kinds of tragic novels in the system world. It can give the host the most suitable physical feedback according to the current situation. It is not limited to various bizarre physical reactions. It has only 5% of the real experience and is harmless.]

The psychological impact varies from person to person. It is recommended to withdraw promptly after the procedure, or to have a guardian accompany the host during use, based on past experience, to prevent the host from doing anything unpredictable!

Kui Xing himself testified: On the way back to Changsha from the New Moon Hotel, under the influence of a medium-level buff, A-Xian hallucinated me as a remnant of the Wen clan and almost smashed through the train car. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and stopped the damage in time!

╥﹏╥

Under the buff, the host is actually healthy, but no matter what examination is conducted, there is no cure. The system store is dedicated to making buffs, guaranteeing quality, being honest and trustworthy!

This buff has three stages: beginner, intermediate, and advanced. Please use it carefully, even if you pretend to be low on health, you can still have a blast!

—This message was left by the system assistant during System Upgrade 105. Please check it, host Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: I'm speechless! Why didn't you wait until I was dead to tell me?

(?▼益▼)

Normally, when Qian Tong starts up and clocks in, you're always making a racket and disturbing my rest. You crash when we get near the meteorite at the Zhang family's territory, and the Bronze Gate can't send any messages. Now that it's safe, we finally have some decent news, but it's all belated information! ↘

Little one, come back soon! This assistant is a real headache!

Σσ? ?°???)° ??

Ling Wu: Almost there, almost there! As soon as I get back, I'll fire this idiot assistant. I never expected her to kill every conversation; she's completely useless at keeping you company. Humph~

The time flow in the Time Book varies, and there are time differences, so I'm rushing back in a frantic rush!

Work????(;???)????work

[Lingwu's friendly reminder—Mechanical family members, activate Thousand Eyes! What you see and encounter can also be used for daily check-ins to earn points, with rewards and points of varying quality! ↗]

Wei Wuxian could receive anything as a reward, ranging from spirit stones, gold bricks, mineral veins, and guns and ammunition to rattles, balls, notebooks, and brooms.

(The level of difficulty does not exceed the world's limit)

So Wei Wuxian has a huge mobile warehouse. As long as he signs in and checks in diligently, he can have everything he needs. If he doesn't have something, he can spend points to buy it in the store. I also get a commission on everything!

(o^^o)?】

Unfortunately, Ling Wu couldn't smile on his first day back...

Wei Wuxian activated a basic level of the "sickly but beautiful" buff; after all, he now had a rosy complexion, was dashing and debonair, and was still the handsome man who could send ten Zhang Qishans flying with a single move.

He didn't look like someone who had just recovered from a serious illness and had forcibly changed the girl's fate by going into seclusion to heal.

Wei Wuxian, utterly despondent, commanded the system assistant in his heart: "Little assistant, activate the initial stage of the 'Sickly White Moonlight' buff...↘"

System Assistant 105: [Command not recognized. Dear host Wei Wuxian, please issue the command again.]

Wei Wuxian sighed deeply. He felt that he had spent most of his sighs in this new life on this useless little thing that the little one had kindly left behind.

╯﹏╰

Faced with his little assistant's ever-present smile, Wei Wuxian seemed to become somewhat mechanical and weary.

"System Assistant No. 105 of the Wish Department has activated the initial stage of the 'Weak and Sickly White Moonlight' buff ↘↘"

......"

[Beep... Host Wei Wuxian's command successfully recognized. The initial stage of the "Sickly White Moonlight" buff has been activated. Enjoy using it, and see you next time.]

"..."

The assistant's mechanical and cold voice seemed to carry a hint of mockery as it reached Wei Wuxian's ears. Wei Wuxian stopped smiling, and his expression gradually turned as lifeless as Zhang Qiling's.

With her pale complexion and the unnatural flush that appeared on her face after coughing a couple of times, she did indeed resemble a sickly beauty, like Xi Shi.

...Hahahaha (?w?) Hahahaha...

Koala Feng Che jumped off Wei Wuxian, took a look, and secretly suppressed a laugh as he praised him.

"A-Xian, keep this expression, don't laugh~ really!..."

Wei Wuxian glanced at Feng Che's eyes behind his mask and picked up the same language as young Zhang Qiling.

“?‥?£卐?…”

The commotion in the courtyard had been deliberately made, and Er Yuehong and the maid rushed over anxiously. The servant from the pear orchard who had returned with the news ran all the way over.

Before they even stepped through the gates of the Red Mansion, they were told that Feng Che had happily appeared and returned to greet Mr. Yu who had just emerged from seclusion, so they didn't need to go!

"A-Xian, are you feeling any better? Do you want to rest a little longer?!" The girl was overjoyed to see Wei Wuxian and burst into tears, her words somewhat incoherent.

That day at the train station, Wei Wuxian sent Lu Jianxun and the people he brought with them to their deaths. After Kui Xing and Feng Che took over, he went into seclusion, looking like he was about to die.

Even Chen Pi specially brought his men to Zhang's adjutant to question him about how he was handling things.

After all, given his chaotic daily interactions with Wei Wuxian, he had to admit that under Wei Wuxian's various tutelage, his skills improved by leaps and bounds, which allowed him to so easily secure his position as the Fourth Prince.

(Ju Zipi was eager to provoke him. After all, someone who was sweeter and more charming than him had suddenly come to his house, so he naturally felt threatened. If he couldn't beat him, he would go back to practice his skills. When he felt he had enough, he would come back. When he was beaten back, Wei Wuxian would target his weaknesses and flaws. Ju Zipi felt ashamed and continued to practice, so his skills improved a lot.)

Moreover, after Er Yuehong told Chen Pi the reason for his illness, Chen Pi also restrained his temper and became much more composed. The reputation of Chief Chen gradually spread.

(Orange peel won't be expelled from the sect! ?????????)

Given Wei Wuxian's noble status as his master's wife's savior, Chen Pi decided that from now on, whenever Wei Wuxian teased him about being Chen Xiaopi or Little Pi, he'd be more accommodating and not stoop to the level of this childish guy!

Lieutenant Zhang was also speechless with bitterness. Upon receiving the news that Lu Jianxun had led his men to surround the train station, he sensed something was wrong and rushed there as quickly as possible. However, when he arrived, he didn't even find the ashes. Everything was over, and there was no need for any cleanup.

╮(??w??)╭

"I've recovered quite a bit, and in a couple of days I'll be a lively and energetic hero again~↘" Wei Wuxian said excitedly, not wanting to worry anyone.

As it turns out, the "white moonlight" buff can backfire. Perhaps he spoke too hastily, because Wei Wuxian coughed weakly twice more.

Feng Che was completely unlike his usual frivolous self. With impeccable manners, he helped Wei Wuxian sit down, poured him a cup of tea, and then stood behind him as a backdrop.

Wei Wuxian shifted his gaze to Er Yuehong and asked with a confident yet teasing tone, "Second Brother, is the mine fun?"

Er Yuehong replied guiltily, "Uh...it's not fun..."

Seeing Wei Wuxian still looking at him, he asked somewhat flusteredly, "A-Xian, have I gotten myself into anything unclean? Will it affect Yaya?"

When Wei Wuxian heard this, he felt dizzy. Even at a time like this, his first thought was still Madam Hong. He truly deserves to be called the number one love-struck person in the Nine Gates!

I admire you!

"Second Brother and Eighth Brother are both fine. The real troublemakers have already arrived..."

Wei Wuxian reassured Er Yuehong, then continued as if he had foreseen the future.

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