My entry can't possibly be this normal!

Li Ping'an transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming a Daoist elder in the down-on-his-luck Qingyun Sect, specializing in fusing magical artifacts with various attributes. Su Ziyun: "Elder, I want [Critical Hit], not [Explosive Chicken]! Everyone's clutching their crotch when they see me now!" Xiao Xile: "Elder, how did my [Accept Defeat] turn into [Accept Father]? Why are people calling me 'Dad' every time they see me?!" Bai Xiaoxian: "People want to [Make a living with their looks], what's with your [Face Fruit]?!" Sect Master Yun Yaoji: "...What do you mean by [Freebie (Li Ping'an's Exclusive Version)?!]?" Li Ping'an: "...I'm a decent person! Whether the magical artifact attributes are decent or not is none of my business..."