Traveling through an ancient military camp: Bao'er's survival song
Chapter 15 Became a Foot Massager
Hehe, as expected, fate wouldn't spare Li Bao'er. Before Li Bao'er could figure out why the person who transmigrated was an ordinary person like her, the general's adjutant found her, dragged her away from the woodshed, and arranged a new living environment and a new job for her, which was to be the general's foot-washing servant!
Li Bao'er kept repeating to herself, "No job is inherently superior or inferior," as she carried her small bundle to her new "dormitory." But as she continued reciting, she felt an urge to throw the bundle down and yell, "No job is inherently superior or inferior, my foot! Not only will I have to wash men's stinky feet, but I might also be dragged out and beheaded by that murderous god over a question about whether the water is hot or cold!"
When the general's adjutant Zheng Xi saw Li Bao'er's sullen and dejected look, he clicked his tongue in displeasure: "What's with that face? You're not dead, so watch yourself. If the general sees you like this, he'll give you a beating!"
Li Bao'er shuddered and quickly forced a smile.
According to Deputy Zheng, the general was not used to having anyone serve him. Li Bao'er's position as a "foot-washing servant" was newly created by the general. It was a light job with few responsibilities, and Li Bao'er was considered very lucky to have this job.
Li Bao'er really wanted to retort with a famous quote: "Would you like this good fortune?"
But she dared not.
In Li Bao'er's mind, no one in this strange world was someone she dared to offend. Before figuring out the ins and outs of her transmigration, she had to play it safe. After all, she didn't have the protagonist's halo of surviving cliff jumps or sea plunges; instead, she had a script where she could die at any moment. Even if she died, she could save and start over, but the ways she died were truly painful and terrifying.
She was a timid and cautious person.
That evening, Li Bao'er brought a heavy wooden basin filled with warm water to the general. To prevent him from being "dragged away and beheaded" due to improper temperature, Li Bao'er also brought a kettle of hot water so that she could adjust the temperature at any time.
"General, this is my first time serving you. I don't know what temperature you prefer. Please try this water first. If it's not hot enough, I've brought some hot water." Li Bao'er used a very obsequious tone to show that he was a novice and was trying his best to beg for leniency.
Sitting on the bed, Peng Zizheng had already taken off his military uniform. Looking at the face that bore an eight-tenths resemblance to Wu Peng'en, he was extremely glad that he had restrained his murderous intent towards him earlier: What could be more satisfying than watching the enemy who had wiped out his entire family wash his feet? Oh, there is, it's dismembering the enemy who wiped out his entire family into eight pieces, tearing him apart by five horses, and executing him by slow slicing!
However, the soldier in front of him was not the real Wu Peng'en. Simply killing him would not solve any problems, so he would reluctantly let this little Wu Peng'en serve as his foot-washing servant.
Peng Zizheng smirked, stretched out his long legs, and gestured for the soldier to take off his shoes and socks. Then he watched as this "Little Wu Peng'en" rubbed his big toes with his little hands. Finally, lost in his fantasies, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, shouting with satisfaction, "Wu Peng'en! You've finally met your match!"
Li Bao'er, head down washing her feet, tried hard to suppress her startled shudder, concentrating intently on washing her large feet like a deaf person. But inwardly, she was cursing: "What a lunatic! Why did he suddenly make that noise? And these feet, so ugly! Who has hair growing on the instep of their feet? Ugh!"
After washing the general's feet, Li Bao'er carried the large wooden basin outside. She noticed a brazier on the ground with ashes and a piece of unburnt white paper inside. Something suddenly flashed through her mind, and she paused for a moment. But she immediately continued walking outside: This is the camp of that madman and killer. Get out of here!
That night, Li Bao'er had another dream.
This dream was so absurd that she was completely bewildered when she opened her eyes.
She dreamed that she was being chased by a sea cucumber!
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