Traveling through an ancient military camp: Bao'er's survival song

"Fourth Brother, we're just ordinary little people, right?" After chopping wood, Li Bao'er lay in the pile of firewood, resting her head on her arms, staring unfocused at the clear blue sky, and murmured these words.

"Yes!... Hmm?" Bai Xiaosi, who was lying next to Li Bao'er, had been comfortably crossing his legs. After casually answering Li Bao'er, he realized something was wrong. He turned to look at Li Bao'er and said to her with concern, "Xiao Wu, what the hell are you thinking? You're not some nobody, do you want to be a great general? Instead of thinking about useless things, you should think about marrying a beautiful wife!"

For a fleeting moment, Bai Xiaosi even thought Li Bao'er had lost her mind. She figured her visit to the general's place had blinded her to the life of the wealthy and powerful, and she'd developed some delusions. As the old saying goes: like begets like. What else could they be but nobodys? Their fathers were nobodys!

Contrary to Bai Xiaosi's guess, what Li Bao'er really wanted to ask was: why was she chosen to enter this terrible, damned, cyclical world when she was just an ordinary, insignificant person?

Li Bao'er has always considered herself to be just an ordinary person.

Even in modern life, Li Bao'er would jokingly call herself an NPC in the world. She never had any ambition to stand out, nor did she believe that she had any key role in changing the world, and she never even thought that she would be the heroine of her own life.

She's a practical and realistic person. Her happiest day of the month is when she gets paid. On her days off, she mostly stays home playing on her phone, and when the mood strikes, she'll give her little apartment a thorough cleaning. She usually vents to her best friend, laughs at funny videos, and then shares them with friends. This is her ordinary, uneventful, yet content life.

Yes, Li Bao'er was very accepting of her ordinariness, so when she was repeatedly eliminated after transmigrating, she was a little devastated: This was clearly the script for the female lead!

Li Bao'er had read online novels before, and she knew what terms like "rebirth," "transmigration," and "female protagonist" meant, but she didn't like reading them; she thought they were too far-fetched.

Does a modern person who travels to ancient times suddenly become incredibly charming and loved by every man? Do you really think love is just about looks? And don't tell me that new ideas and unconventional thinking attract men and make them think a woman is extraordinary. If that were true, the ideological liberation movements that swept away the old and embraced the new wouldn't have shed so much blood!

Do you really think a modern person who travels to ancient times can reach the pinnacle of life by making soap, glass, and even Six God brand floral water? Nonsense! Go ask around online; how many people actually know how to make soap, glass, and floral water? How would traveling to ancient times automatically grant them skill points? If they had that ability, why would they be fantasizing about traveling from the present to the past? They'd be shining brightly on Douyin and becoming internet celebrities.

The most ridiculous thing is the rebirth novel. In the first life, the protagonist is like a big steamed bun, easy prey for any dog ​​to bite. How come after being reborn, they suddenly become intelligent, witty, and powerful? If you go online and recite lines from those sharp-tongued bloggers, when you actually argue, you'll still get shut down and won't say a word. In Li Bao'er's words, if you're truly reborn, the best solution is to run as far away from your old environment as possible. Confidently going to fight back? Ha!

Now, Li Bao'er, who had thoroughly criticized all these ridiculous stories, has experienced every single one of the transmigration and rebirth stories. She can't escape it! Li Bao'er was on the verge of tears. She even suspected that some divine hand of transmigration and rebirth had grabbed her to punish her for her ruthless words.

This is absolutely bullshit!!