The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Potato, potato, this is Tomato. No enemies found on the left. Over."

"Xianxian, what are you doing?"

Standing on the tree, Yunmeng watched as Yu Xianxian lay beside her, holding a stone and talking in a way she couldn't understand, and her hands couldn't help but itch.

Is this another relapse?

To be honest, Yu Xianxian has had this illness for many years, and she has always wanted to try to see if it can be cured.

Script: Stop treating him, this guy is already in the late stage, there's no saving him.

"Ahem, I just wanted to report the situation to you, Senior Sister."

Yu Xianxian awkwardly threw away the stone in her hand and immediately put on a serious face.

Who didn't dream of being a secret agent with a walkie-talkie when they were a kid?

“You don’t need to tell me, I can see it.”

Yunmeng turned her head. Although she knew that Yu Xianxian's words were definitely not true, our kind and considerate Senior Sister Yun still did not expose her.

Suddenly, the token at Yunmeng's waist flashed with a green light, and Shangguan Huan's voice rang out.

"We haven't seen a single person here. How about over there?"

"We didn't see anyone either."

"The same goes for Su Jin'er and the others. Well, it's getting late, let's head back for today."

"it is good."

At this moment, Yu Xianxian's eyes were focused on the glowing token, completely unaware of what was about to happen.

Ah, that's great! Teammates can even use tokens to communicate with each other. She wants one too... Ahhh!

As the light from the token faded, Yunmeng grabbed Yu Xianxian and leaped down from the tree in a leap of faith.

"Hey, senior sister, could you please tell me before you lift me up next time?"

"I thought you'd gotten used to it by now."

"How could anyone possibly get used to it? Jumping down from such a tall tree."

Yu Xianxian rubbed her face with lingering fear. Fortunately, this time she didn't land face-first like the previous two times.

"You deserve to be taught a lesson so you won't sneak off to dangerous places like this every time."

Yunmeng sighed. Now that things had come to this, she still had to think about how to explain things to her master when she got back.

"It's not like I wanted to come."

Yu Xianxian muttered to herself while poking her hands in grievance. If she could, she would like to hide in Lingyao Peak and sleep until she naturally wakes up every day. Unlike now, she has to come out to work before dawn. This life is not as miserable as her working life back then.

"What did you say?"

"Ah, it's nothing. By the way, senior sister, let's go."

When they returned to the cave, the other four had already arrived.

Yes, the cave, the same cave where Yu Xianxian, Shangguan Huan, and Bai Ge discovered the Qingyanzhi.

The first thing they thought of after forming a team was that they needed a base, and Yu Xianxian's first thought was this beautiful cave with fresh air.

The Thunder Spider that had been chasing them was killed by the six of them—or rather, by the five people excluding Yu Xianxian.

Yu Xianxian (revealing a villainous smile): This is definitely malicious revenge; it just so happens that we were nearby.

Thunder Spider: You stole my spirit plant, occupied my nest, and even tried to kill me... (Kicked out of the live stream for using excessive language)

However, to be fair, this cave is indeed a feng shui treasure land. Because of the previous Xuanlei Spider, there are no spirit beasts around, so there is no need to worry about the sixth spirit beast attacking while resting.

But this is also a problem, because there are few spirit beasts and spirit pearls here. Any useful spirit plants or spirit beasts around have been squandered by them, it's like bandits have entered the country.

With the competition having been going on for so long, even when they went outside, most of the magical treasures had been taken away, and the group fell into a state of despair.

It was at this moment that our little genius (and devil) Yu Xianxian put forward a suggestion.

"We can kidnap them, right? Weren't those two we encountered earlier trying to steal someone else's magical treasure?"

"Take them away? Are you suggesting we fight against disciples from other immortal sects?"

As an honest person, Su Jin'er was somewhat resistant to this suggestion. Her master had always taught her that although the immortal sect was divided into five peaks, everyone was one, and internal strife was absolutely unacceptable.

The first person to agree to this proposal was naturally Shangguan Huan.

"But it's not impossible. The competition rules don't say you can't steal someone else's magical treasure. Besides, I have the token and it won't hurt anyone's life, so I think it's okay."

"Well, as long as I'm not allowed to attack the junior brothers and sisters of Spirit Beast Peak, I'm fine with anything else."

"Ha, isn't that a bit biased? We're all from different peaks, so why should the Spirit Beast Peak get special treatment?"

"I am the senior sister, how could I possibly attack a disciple of my own peak?"

Bai Ge pouted: "Besides, I only said I wouldn't take action, not that you couldn't."

"So, even if we snatch your cute junior brothers and sisters, you won't stop us?"

"Ahem, the competition is a place for training. What dangers they encounter is their own business. They won't always be protected by the tokens of the immortal sects. Anyway, I won't take action unless I see it."

Shangguan Huan understood: "Oh, so you'll pretend to be blind then, right?"

Bai Ge: ...Does this guy really not understand tact?

"Since it's a competition, everyone except us is an enemy."

It seems Yunmeng has no objection to this statement.

Seeing this, Su Jin'er glanced at Lin Zifu again. Well, this guy had already picked up the grilled fish and started eating it.

"Don't look down on me, I'll do anything as long as there's fish to eat."

Su Jin'er: ...

She sighed and said, "Okay."

Since we have the token, nothing serious should happen, right? Hmm, probably.

Okay, everyone, turn your attention to the current timeline.

The group remained huddled around a bonfire, their faces still bearing a faint trace of sorrow.

"Hey, it seems like we've been running into fewer and fewer people these past few days?"

These words were spoken by Su Jin'er, and judging from her manner, she must already be very familiar with the current business.

"Yes."

Yu Xianxian lay on the ground like a corpse; she must have been quite tired after lying on the tree all day.

"On the first day, we had a friendly conversation with a team of more than ten people, no, we were actually competing with them."

"Speaking of which, it seems our story has already spread."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Yunmeng.

Seeing this, Yunmeng didn't react and continued, "Yesterday I encountered a team, and after fighting them, one of them said, 'I didn't expect there to actually be a gang of thugs here who specialize in robbing people.'"

The four people besides Lin Zifu, who was eating fish: ...

"Senior sister, why didn't you say so yesterday?"

"Oh, I forgot, I just remembered."

"What? Didn't you leave with her? How come you didn't know?"

Hearing Shangguan Huan's words, Yu Xianxian scratched her head. Oh right, why didn't she know?

Fortunately, the thoughtful Yunmeng patiently answered their questions: "It's nothing, she just fell asleep on the tree yesterday afternoon."

Yu Xianxian: ……

Everyone:......

Script: Sure enough, no matter what the work environment is like, if she can slack off, Yu Xianxian will never work seriously.