The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

In the end, the two vengeful spirits, stripped down to their underwear by Shangguan Huan, hastily sailed away in their cloud boat.

Shangguan Huan, who had just acquired two storage bags, was holding his spoils when he noticed the different expressions on the faces of the others.

Su Jin'er was the first to speak.

"Ahem, Fellow Daoist Shangguan, next time you should at least leave someone with some clothes."

"Oh, didn't I leave my underwear on?"

Shangguan Huan scratched his head, looking puzzled. He hadn't asked anyone to be naked. After all, one should always leave someone some decency, right? He understood social etiquette.

"Ahem, no, what I mean is..."

Su Jin'er was about to express her opinion tactfully when Yu Xianxian beat her to it.

"Actually, what Jin'er meant was, why did you steal people's clothes instead of Yunzhou? That thing is worth much more than clothes."

Su Jin'er: ...No, that's not what she meant.

Shangguan Huan was clearly shocked by these words, and then he actually began to think about it.

"Fellow Daoist Yu is right. I shouldn't have talked about stealing these stinky men's clothes and forgotten about stealing the cloud boat. If we were to steal clothes, we should have stolen women... ah."

Before the remaining food could be exported, Bai Ge smashed a seashell onto Shangguan Huan's head.

"If you dare to steal a cute girl, I'll slap you to death with my dragon claw."

Shangguan Huan: ...

"Ahem, um, how do we divide the contents of these two storage bags?"

“This belongs to Fellow Daoist Shangguan; there’s no need to share it with us.”

"No no no."

Shangguan Huan held up one finger and waved it, then walked up to the group and handed them the storage bag.

"We're a team, so naturally we should divide the spoils equally."

"When did we become a team?"

Bai Ge rolled her eyes. This guy just wanted to find someone to expand and strengthen this robbery team, didn't he? Don't think she couldn't see it.

"Ahem, we've been through so much together, we're comrades who've been through thick and thin together, how can we not be considered part of the same team?"

When will we go through life and death together again?

For some reason, Bai Ge now feels extremely agitated whenever he hears the word "death."

"We...we were chased together by the Thunder Spiders, and we were even swallowed together by the Hundred Treasure Fish. How can that not be considered going through life and death together?"

Shangguan Huan appeared to be smiling, but inwardly he was quite puzzled; it seemed that what he wanted to say was not about these matters.

Bai Ge couldn't refute these words, and she always felt that they had indeed done some life-and-death things together.

"I think it's a good idea. Let's go rob together, no, let's act together. We're less likely to be targeted, and we can get more spiritual treasures."

Seeing Yu Xianxian's excited expression, Yunmeng rubbed her forehead and said, "I have no objection."

Seeing that Yunmeng and Yu Xianxian both agreed, Su Jin'er also shrugged, indicating that she had no objections.

"No, this guy is too cunning. Just in case, I'll come with you to prevent you from being tricked."

The cunning Shangguan Huan: ...

"By the way, do you guys know how to form a team?"

Although no one had any objections, Yunmeng still raised this crucial question.

"Hey, isn't it enough as long as everyone says they're on the same team?"

"Is that all? Shouldn't there be a procedure?"

"I don't know, was this mentioned before the competition started?"

"Maybe not."

Yu Xianxian raised her hand and asked, "You are all the Peak Master's personal disciples, didn't you hear any news from the Peak Master?"

"I was busy with other things and didn't pay much attention to it before."

Yu Xianxian knew that Yunmeng was mainly talking to the others.

Bai Ge looked up at the sky and said, "Ahem, I only care about the cute beasts, I don't care about anything else."

Su Jin'er was the same; she didn't bother to learn about the competition.

Lin Zifu, who was already dozing off in the sun, could be ignored. The group all turned their attention to Shangguan Huan.

Looking at the expectant gazes of the group, Shangguan Huan gave a wry smile: "Everyone, does my master seem like the type to give out such reliable information?"

Everyone: ...Hmm, that makes some sense.

Just then, Ling Qi's voice suddenly came from above.

"Hey, hey, hey, fellow participants, can you hear me?"

Immediately following was Ye Yao's voice.

"What are you doing? Speak up if you have something to say."

"What do you know? Go away, get out of here. This is how Master always started when he used this. Cough cough, it's like this. My dear fellow participants, our unreliable second senior brother forgot to mention earlier... Hey, second senior brother, what are you doing? Ah, sister, second senior brother is going to hit someone..."

After a series of chaotic sounds, the sound returned to Fu Yan.

"Since we've only just discovered that there are only two people in a team, we're guessing that you haven't figured out how to team up yet. Actually, all you need to do is touch your tokens together. You should have figured this out yourselves, but since you're all so slow-witted, we'll tell you the trick first."

The dull-witted disciples: ...Actually, you just forgot, didn't you? Don't think we didn't hear what Peak Master Ling Qi said.

"Also, the Immortal Sect Tournament ends in five days. We will score your items accordingly, and the team or individual with the highest score will be the winner. Okay, that's all."

Then, the sound ended with the faint cries for help from Ling Qi.

The people present no longer paid attention to the rampaging Fu Yan or the pitiful Ling Qi, especially Shangguan Huan, whose expression was the most calm.

Hmm, he didn't hear anything about his master's screams.

At the same time, they all took out their tokens, except for Yu Xianxian, because she had already thrown away the useless token earlier.

At the same time, a token was thrown over and landed right in Su Jin'er's hand.

Lin Zifu, who had woken up at some point, walked up to the group and said with a very serious expression, "I'll keep following you until you've paid for all my fish."

"But a team can only have five people..."

Before Shangguan Huan could finish speaking, Yu Xianxian immediately said, "It's okay, it's okay, I can be an unofficial staff member."

As she spoke, fearing that the others would press her about the tokens, she directly tied their red threads—oops, I mean, their tokens—together.

Immediately, the tokens flashed with different colored lights, followed by a "beep, team formed successfully".

Su Jin'er: ...Why does this voice sound so familiar?