The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

When Yunmeng opened her eyes, she saw a clear blue sky.

What's wrong with her? Her head seems to hurt.

I finally managed to sit up, but when I looked around, all I saw were corpses lying around.

Yunmeng's first reaction was to reach out and check Su Jin'er's breathing, who was closest to her. Fortunately, her breathing was steady, and she seemed to be just asleep. Of course, the others did the same.

Yunmeng breathed a sigh of relief, not knowing why she had subconsciously assumed that all these people were dead.

She stood up. They were on a beach with a dense jungle behind them.

Yunmeng opened her divine sense and saw that there were no dangerous spirit beasts around, but there seemed to be a person.

Speak of the devil, and he appears; the next second, Yu Xianxian, carrying a bunch of unfamiliar fruits, rushed out from inside.

"Damn, it's just a few fruits! Why is this tree attacking me? Luckily, I ran fast."

After sticking out her tongue in a friendly gesture from the jungle behind her, Yu Xianxian turned around and noticed Yunmeng standing behind her.

Instantly, the fruit they had just snatched no longer tasted good and fell to the ground.

"Senior sister!"

Yu Xianxian rushed forward and gave Yun Meng a big bear hug. Waaah, I'm so touched! My senior sister Yun is alive again.

Seeing Yu Xianxian wiping her snot and tears all over her clothes, Yunmeng remained silent for a while before quietly pushing her away.

A glint flashed in her eyes. Sure enough, was that the one wearing the mask?

"Where is this? How did we get here?"

"Hey, senior sister, don't you remember?"

Yunmeng held her forehead, feeling that a piece of her memory was missing, but she couldn't remember which piece it was.

"I only vaguely remember that we came out of the belly of the Hundred Treasures Fish, and then had a dispute with a disciple of Lingzhenfeng."

In fact, Yunmeng had also seen Lin Zifu, but none of them had any injuries, so it didn't seem like they had been fighting.

"Hey, senior sister, don't you remember? When we came out, a strange fish suddenly rushed out of the water and attacked us. We couldn't beat it, so we ran all the way here. Luckily, the fish couldn't get ashore, but that guy was rude. He slapped you with his tail and knocked you into a tree, knocking you unconscious."

"Is that right?"

Yunmeng frowned. Why did she have no memory of this meal at all?

But before she could ask any further questions, the people behind her gradually woke up.

"Ouch, is my head broken?"

"Don't worry, you hit me, I'm the one who hit the tree. If anything is damaged, it's my head that's damaged."

Upon hearing this, Bai Ge turned and looked at Shangguan Huan very seriously, making the other party even more uncomfortable.

"What...what happened?"

"It's nothing. Check if your head is damaged. It's not dented, so you should be fine."

Shangguan Huan: ...He's starting to wonder if this woman has hit her head and gotten hurt.

"Is everyone alright?"

Su Jin'er woke up shortly after, and when she sat up and saw Yu Xianxian, she was not surprised at all. Sure enough, the one wearing the mask was her.

"It's alright, it's alright, hey, this person..."

Neither Bai Ge nor Shangguan Huan had ever seen Yu Xianxian before, and they were both stunned when they saw her, but they immediately realized what she looked like when they saw the white Taoist robe she was wearing.

"Oh, it's Junior Sister Yu Xuan. How are you? Are you alright?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, I wasn't blown into a tree."

When Bai Ge called her "Yu Xian", Yu Xianxian didn't react at first. It wasn't until she saw the other person's enthusiastic eyes that she suddenly remembered her pseudonym.

"Cough cough."

Hearing Yunmeng cough suddenly beside her, Yu Xianxian turned her head and saw the other person's very kind eyes.

His eyes clearly said, "You're doomed when you get back."

Yu Xianxian shuddered in fright. No, before leaving, she had to make her senior sister happy so that she could say some good things to the peak master when she got back, otherwise... Hiss, she didn't even dare to think about the ferocious scene of Ling Yao's anger.

Of course, my senior sister can be quite scary when she gets angry.

Yu Xianxian, who is at the bottom of the food chain at Lingyao Peak, said she is very panicked and urgently needs to book a hospital room.

"It's okay."

Bai Ge rubbed his pitiful back of the head and muttered, "Speaking of which, this fish is really amazing. It can blow people so far away and even knocked me unconscious."

"fish?"

Just like receiving some kind of password, Lin Zifu opened his eyes as soon as he heard the word "fish".

He sat up, looked at Bai Ge, and his expression seemed to be asking an important question.

"What fish?"

Bai Ge: ...Goodness, even after being knocked unconscious, he's still thinking about eating.

"That fish that chased us, you forgot? Come to think of it, it was really embarrassing for a group of us to be chased by a fish."

"Be content. If it weren't for my ball, we'd be in the fish's belly again. Hey, where's my ball?"

"It seems like I was just slapped away by a fish tail."

Shangguan Huan, heartbroken at losing Qiuqiu: ...Ah, it's the feeling of heartbreak.

Meanwhile, Lin Zifu, who also seemed to have some amnesia, was still pondering Bai Ge's words. Being chased by fish? Impossible! He was usually the one chasing the fish. How could it be the other way around this time? But in his memory, it seemed to be like that. However, no matter how he thought about it, something felt off.

However, when it came to fish, looking at the five people in front of him, Lin Zifu reached out and said the familiar phrase, "Make up for my fish."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment before they realized that there really was such a thing.

Su Jin'er, in particular, immediately stood up and clasped her hands in a fist salute to Lin Zifu, saying, "We will naturally return this fish when we have the chance, but we don't know where we are right now, so it would be better to investigate first."

"Indeed."

Yunmeng stepped forward and said to the group, "We don't know the situation here yet, so it's best to be careful. There might be more..."

What else could it be? Yun Meng clenched her fist in her sleeve. What was she about to say? Why did she subconsciously feel like she was facing death?

"Sister?"

Yunmeng was brought back to reality when Yu Xianxian tugged at her sleeve.

She patted Yu Xianxian to indicate that she was fine, but Bai Ge on the other side was clearly in trouble.

"Senior sister? Cough cough, Junior sister Yu Xian, are you sure you're not calling the wrong person?"

"Ahem, ah, well, it's not because..."

Yunmeng reached out to block Yu Xianxian from making excuses and said directly, "I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist Bai, my junior sister is just being playful. She had no ill intentions in pretending to be a disciple of the Spirit Beast Peak."

"Ah, junior sister? Impersonating? So..."

“Yu Xianxian from Lingyao Peak is my junior sister.”

"Ah, really?"

Bai Ge chuckled awkwardly, scratching the back of her head. Strange, why wasn't she surprised at all? She felt like she already knew about this.