The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"It's all done."

The moment she put down her pen, a series of thunderclaps suddenly echoed in the sky, causing countless creatures to pale in fear. Unfortunately, Yu Xianxian was currently underwater and could not hear the thunder; she could only feel the touch of the lightning.

"I go."

Having experienced the thrill of being struck by lightning, Yu Xianxian looked up at the hole in the ceiling that had been split open by a bolt of lightning, blinked, blinked again, and then saw another bolt of lightning strike.

"We're doomed."

These were the last words Yu Xianxian, who was completely charred black, thought of before she died. But when she opened her eyes again, she saw a black barrier in front of her.

"You really don't even try to avoid it."

"Dodge? You're amazing, faster than lightning, but I'm just a lowly mortal. Sorry, I can't do that."

The old man, Si Tu... what sins did he commit in his past life to end up with such a woman who can drive him crazy?

However, now is clearly not the time to curse. One after another, bolts of lightning, like dumplings being thrown into a pot, eagerly plunged into the water. But these "dumplings" were not only not perfectly round, but also inedible, because eating one would result in death.

Watching countless bolts of lightning strike the barrier, Yu Xianxian swallowed hard.

"Your demonic energy isn't much, is it? Can you still hold on?"

"Why do you say that? It sounds like you really want my demonic energy to run out?"

"No, no, no, actually I hoped that your demonic energy would be exhausted when you started killing."

Si Tu: ...

"Yu Xianxian, do you really want to die?"

He spoke each word with a tone of gritted teeth.

"Actually, it's alright. After all, we couldn't save the person. Let's become fish food together, or rather, let's become barbecue together. It's not bad to become barbecue together."

"Do you think the heavenly lightning was sent down? It's because you changed the fact that these people died, so the heavenly way sent down the heavenly lightning to destroy you and the book together."

"So, once the heavenly lightning stops, everything will change."

"Yes."

Yu Xianxian's fighting spirit was instantly rekindled. Indeed, the heavenly lightning had struck, which meant there was hope.

"How much longer can you hold on?"

"do not know."

Si Tu narrowed his eyes. His current demonic energy really couldn't last long, especially since this wasn't an ordinary heavenly lightning.

Ha, you've broken the laws of this world, even the Heavenly Dao is getting anxious?

"I don't know, that means it might not be able to hold on at any moment." Yu Xianxian looked at the barrier in front of her, which was gradually thinning, but she was helpless. Suddenly, she saw a large green seed and a flash of inspiration came to her mind.

"Can this barrier move with me?"

"Okay, you have to do it..."

Before Si Tu could finish asking, Yu Xianxian, having received an affirmative answer, began to rush towards Long Yan with all her might.

"Dragons should be pretty resilient, right?"

Upon hearing this, Si Tu understood; they were using Long Yan as a shield.

This stupid dragon should indeed be able to withstand some damage; not bad, good idea.

Unable to move, Long Yan: What a load of crap! Doesn't anyone speak up for this cute and pitiful dragon? What did he do wrong? He was just helping his master guard the house. Why is he not only imprisoned by demonic energy, but also forced to watch helplessly as a guy being chased by heavenly lightning rushes towards him?

No, what are you doing? No, don't come any closer!

But it was obvious that Yu Xianxian couldn't hear Long Yan's voice, and of course, even if she did, she wouldn't care.

So, Long Yan could only watch as Yu Xianxian slid down to his feet and then watch helplessly as lightning struck him.

In an instant, a resounding dragon's roar echoed throughout the entire secret realm. According to the disciples who were in the secret realm that day, the continuous falling heavenly lightning was accompanied by bursts of dragon roars, clearly indicating that a dragon was undergoing tribulation to become a dragon.

Long Yan: ...You're the jiao, I'm a dragon, a purebred dragon.

Ugh, that damned human, using him as a human shield! If only he could move... wait, no, he seems to be able to move now.

Although the lightning bolts had charred him to a crisp, they had also completely shattered the demonic energy within him, so the demonic energy binding Long Yan was now gone.

Now free, Long Yan was extremely arrogant. "Hmph, you human, using me as a shield! Now, with just one breath of his dragon breath, that despicable human..."

Immediately afterwards, with a loud "boom," all his grand ambitions to seek revenge on humanity vanished, and Long Yan immediately made a big move to get away from Yu Xianxian.

Waaaaah, the lightning is terrifying! I'd better get away from that human quickly. I can worry about revenge later. Besides, this lightning is so powerful, that human might be turned to dust in the next second.

Then, a bizarre scene unfolded. Bolts of lightning chased after Yu Xianxian, while a dragon silently watched from a corner furthest away from her.

Yes, he said he would live and die with the temple, so he cannot leave.

Watching the scene unfold, Long Yan silently put on his sunglasses. Yes, his master had said that being a gossipmonger was a traditional Chinese virtue, and although he wasn't a Chinese dragon, he still had to uphold this virtue.

When Yu Xianxian saw Long Yan fly to the side, she clicked her tongue in disdain. She had known all along that this stupid dragon was unreliable and was just a disposable meat shield. Let it go if it ran away.

"Holy crap, where did you gather so much demonic energy from again?"

In her consciousness, Yu Xianxian watched as demonic energy gathered around Si Tu from who-knows-where, and asked a sincere question.

"Have you forgotten what the third trial is?"

"It's not a heart test..."

Before the last "demon" was uttered, Yu Xianxian clapped her hands and exclaimed, "Oh, I get it! This is the demonic energy generated by the inner demons of the guys undergoing the trial. It has been sealed inside, but now Si Tu has snatched it—no, borrowed it."

She was upset, wondering how this guy could have so much demonic energy, capable of killing five people in an instant. Turns out, he had a built-in power bank inside.

"With so much demonic energy, withstanding the heavenly lightning shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"Ha, what is there to fear from the mere Heavenly Dao?"

"Wow, Demon Lord, you're amazing! But it seems you're still bound by the Heavenly Dao because of our deal."

Si Tu: ...What good would it do this woman to just drive him to his death?

A flash of malice crossed his eyes. Ha, these chains? One day, he would tear them to shreds.

“If you say another word and distract me, you and the people you want to save will not survive.”

Yu Xianxian: ...Silently zipped up her mouth. Fine, for the sake of her dear senior sister, she would coexist peacefully with the Demon Lord for a while.

It is unknown how much time passed, but as the heavenly lightning gave up its struggle, the world froze as if it had faded, and the only thing with color in it was Yu Xianxian.

"This is……"

"The story we've written is about to begin."