The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

Mother Earth's answer to Yu Xianxian's request to escape was, of course, no.

Just as she turned around, she heard a metallic clanging sound behind her.

Before Yu Xianxian could react, a chain wrapped around her leg, and the next second she was lifted into the air by the chain.

Yu Xianxian: ...Although she really enjoys riding roller coasters, isn't the safety measure on this roller coaster a little lacking?

Yu Xianxian, who was hanging upside down in mid-air, watched as the man who was originally standing on the ground grew a pair of black wings and flew to her.

"Want to run?"

"Hehe, how could that be? I look forward to seeing a handsome guy like you every day."

If you weren't that ruthless demon lord...

"Heh, so it seems you know who I am?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Xianxian's face instantly broke into a bitter smile.

Not only did she know, but she was also once choked by your neck while you talked to her. Although it was just a dream, the damage to her young mind was real.

"Ahem, I didn't know you were here, Demon Lord. I'm sorry for bothering you. But don't worry, I'll leave right away and promise I'll never come back."

Yeah, I'll throw this mask away when I get back.

"When did I let you leave?"

"So, what does the Demon Lord mean..."

Before Yu Xianxian could finish speaking, she covered her mouth. Help! Being kept in suspense like this made her want to vomit. But she couldn't; what if the other person just frowned and killed her?

Si Tu also noticed Yu Xianxian's unusual behavior. He frowned slightly, pointed downwards with a hint of disdain, and the chains obediently went down to the ground. Then, he gently threw the dizzy Yu Xianxian to the ground.

Yu Xianxian: ...She is indeed gentle enough, ugh.

At the same time, Si Tu landed on the ground, his black wings folded back, and looked down at Yu Xianxian, who was slumped on the ground.

"So, can we talk properly now?"

"Ahem, wait a minute... it's ready."

Yu Xianxian wiped the unidentified liquid off her face, and then chose to stand up rather than continue sitting slumped on the ground.

It's not that she lacks backbone, it's just that she was hung up for too long and her legs went weak.

Yes, she was definitely afraid that the person in front of her would turn her to ashes in an instant.

"Um, Lord Demon Lord, what brings you here?"

"It's nothing, I just want to make a deal with you."

"Huh, what kind of deal?"

As an ordinary, lazy, and useless person, Yu Xianxian really couldn't think of anything about herself that was worth trading. Could it be...?

Suddenly, a thought that any normal person would know was impossible popped into her mind. Yu Xianxian subconsciously hugged her pitiful self and looked at Si Tu with a frightened expression: "Let me make this clear first, I'm a respectable person."

Si Tu: ...Although he didn't know what she was imagining, he felt it was better not to know, otherwise he might really lose his temper and chop this woman up.

"Don't worry, it's a perfectly legitimate transaction."

Si Tu squatted down, lifted Yu Xianxian's chin, and spoke in a tone like a seductive devil.

Faced with such a beauty overload, Yu Xianxian thought: "...Brother, your action is very improper, you know that."

But what can Yu Xianxian do? He's handsome, so it doesn't matter.

Well, between beauty and life, Yu Xianxian chose the former.

Do you remember what happened last night?

Unexpectedly, the other party started with a different topic. Yu Xianxian was taken aback for a moment, and then asked in confusion, "About last night?"

Last night, wasn't that when they fought with that old sixth brother, Luo Jia?

Wait a minute, isn't Luo Laoliu one of the protectors of the person in front of us? So, he's here to interrogate us?

Thinking of this, Yu Xianxian shook her head decisively: "I feel like my head has been injured, I don't remember anything about last night."

When faced with a question that cannot be answered, playing dumb is the best approach, but unfortunately, this tactic seems to be completely ineffective in front of Si Tu.

"Oh, I hurt my head, I don't remember."

"Uh-huh."

Yu Xianxian nodded frantically, "So, big brother, please don't deal with this poor person who has no memory."

"In that case, how about I treat your head?"

Seeing the demonic energy on Si Tu's fingers gather into a point aimed at her poor head, Yu Xianxian immediately tilted her head to dodge.

Is this just healing her? Or is it helping her reincarnate directly?

"What? Your head's all better?"

"Ah, okay, okay."

The next second, Yu Xianxian knelt down and bowed deeply to Si Tu.

"I'm sorry, sir. I was wrong yesterday. I shouldn't have been rude to your subordinates. Please forgive me."

Those who understand the times are wise; in times like these, it's okay to set aside one's principles a little.

Seeing how cowardly the person kneeling before him was, Si Tu's lips twitched.

"I'm not holding a grudge against you about Loka."

"Oh, isn't that right?"

Yu Xianxian looked up, her eyes filled with tears of joy. "Great! I don't have to go have tea with the King of Hell anymore!"

“Naturally, I don’t want to get involved in Loga’s affairs. I’ve said before, I want to make a deal with you.”

Tsk tsk, what a scumbag's statement.

Luo Jia burst into tears; he had indeed misplaced his trust.

"Huh, what kind of deal?"

Since the other party wasn't there to interrogate her, Yu Xianxian quickly sat back down.

Well, even though it fell on the ground, you can still see your integrity after picking it up and wiping it clean.

Moral integrity: ...Don't bother picking it up, it's already shattered into pieces.

"As you can see, I'm trapped in this place, so Thick Waist is here to take me out."

Trapped here, Yu Xianxian looked at the chains that obediently floated around the man, and her lips twitched. If she wasn't mistaken, these things were originally meant to restrain him, but now they had become his dogs.

"Demon Lord, can't you go out by yourself?"

To be frank, Yu Xianxian had no idea that the other party couldn't escape.

"Ha, if I could get out of here, would I still be wasting my breath talking to you?"

Si Tu looked up at the dark cave above her, her eyes narrowing.

"My body was destroyed by Shen Mengxi, and what's here now is just my soul. That brat trapped me in this mask and suppressed me under the immortal gate. Without demonic energy, I can't break through the barrier here."

As he spoke, Si Tu looked down at Yu Xianxian, his slight smile quite eerie: "Fortunately, you brought the mask outside the Immortal Gate, and I finally managed to absorb a bit of demonic energy yesterday."

Yu Xianxian: ……

So, all those things that made Luo Jia suffer yesterday were actually done by you, right?

Even Yu Xianxian couldn't help but sigh for Luo Jia, saying that it was truly a blessing for him to have such a heartless boss.