The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

Yu Xianxian gently stroked the mask with her hand, feeling the intricate and exquisite patterns on it, her eyes filled with unspeakable confusion.

Aside from looking good, it just looks like an ordinary mask.

Yu Xianxian picked up the mask and examined it from all angles, but still couldn't figure it out.

"This is really strange. They all suddenly appeared in front of me just like in the script, and now they can even absorb demonic energy. Why are all the things that appear around me so strange?"

As she spoke, Yu Xianxian put the mask on her face, and the next second, the scene in front of her changed.

Hmm, if you were sitting comfortably on your bed one second, and the next second you found yourself in a gloomy cave that didn't look like a good place, what would your first reaction be?

Anyway, Yu Xianxian's first reaction was to slap herself to make sure this wasn't a dream.

Yes, okay, it hurts a lot, it's definitely not a dream.

After she put on the mask, she did indeed arrive at a strange cave.

The cave wasn't large, only about the size of a basketball court, and there were no entrances or exits around it, leaving one completely baffled as to where one came in from.

The strangest thing is that iron chains extend from the stone walls around the cave, leading to a depression in the center of the cave that is unknown how deep.

Adhering to the wise saying, "Curiosity killed the cat, but she wasn't a cat," Yu Xianxian immediately ran to the depression and peered down.

Then, she saw only darkness.

Yu Xianxian: ...Okay, it was expected.

But to her surprise, a landslide suddenly occurred where she was standing, and before she could react, she fell into the pit.

Yu Xianxian: ……

As she free-falls downwards, she doesn't forget to raise a friendly middle finger towards the spot where she was just standing before landing with a scream.

"Ouch, that hurts so much!"

After confirming that she hadn't died from the fall, Yu Xianxian patted her poor bottom and stood up.

She was currently standing on a stone platform, which was surrounded by green water.

Yu Xianxian looked at the water in front of her, which was clearly of an abnormal color, and her lips twitched. Surely it couldn't have been some kind of strange chemical wastewater that had been poured into it.

No time to worry about wastewater, Yu Xianxian quickly followed the iron chain to look at the center of the round platform.

What's bound by such chains can't be a kind soul; it might be some kind of monster as tall as a small mountain, or...

Turning around, Yu Xianxian looked at the man in front of her who was bound by dozens of iron chains, rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and then reflexively slapped herself.

Once she was sure it wasn't a hallucination, Yu Xianxian's eyes immediately lit up.

Ouch, it's not a dream, so this incredibly handsome guy in front of me is real.

Good heavens, God has finally opened his eyes! Was this a special arrangement to send a handsome guy because He was afraid that Luo Jia would give her psychological trauma?

Those eyes, those eyebrows, that mouth, that figure...

Yu Xianxian, who is lacking in vocabulary, said that she really couldn't describe what the other person looked like. The only things she could use to express herself were her drooling and her restless heart.

It's a pity the other person was dressed—no, it's a pity they were locked on the ground, and judging by their closed eyes, they're probably dead.

Yu Xianxian sighed inwardly, lamenting how handsome men often have tragic fates.

While sighing, Yu Xianxian shamelessly stepped forward and began to grope the other person's face.

"Waaaaah, his skin is so good, such a handsome guy, it's such a pity he died."

While Yu Xianxian was in pain, she was also taking advantage of others, which made the man who had just opened his eyes twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"Who did you say died?"

This woman has been touching his face for so long, but she still can't tell if he's still breathing.

Yu Xianxian, who was completely captivated by the man's good looks, was surprised that he suddenly came back to life. She had no choice but to awkwardly but politely let go of his hand, take a few steps back, and say with a smile, "Ahem, handsome, hello."

"handsome guy?"

The other person clearly didn't understand the meaning of the word, tilting their head and staring at Yu Xianxian. Of course, their main focus was on Yu Xianxian's two groping hands, seemingly considering whether to chop them off.

But Yu Xianxian is now completely captivated by male beauty and doesn't even notice the other person's gaze.

"Oh, don't worry, that's a compliment."

"Ha, you're praising me. Then what did you mean by touching my face like that just now?"

Sure enough, retribution may be delayed, but it will come eventually.

But who is Yu Xianxian? She has experienced many storms. She lied without changing her expression, saying, "Oh, that's a new type of magic that can determine whether you are human or demon."

"Oh?"

The man raised an eyebrow, seemingly quite interested, and asked, "So, have you figured it out?"

"Ahem, we don't have that yet."

Yu Xianxian certainly couldn't say such things carelessly; if she guessed wrong, wouldn't she be exposed?

"Heh, it seems you're not very skilled. You've been trying to figure it out for so long and still haven't figured it out."

Well, that was an extremely sarcastic remark, but at least it didn't expose her publicly.

"It is indeed my lack of knowledge that is why I don't even know where this is. Please enlighten me, handsome."

"Ha, how foolish."

Upon hearing her words, the man didn't answer but instead asked, "Yu Xianxian, have you forgotten that you put on the mask yourself? Now that you're inside, you don't even know where you are?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Xianxian blinked twice, and only after confirming that the other person was joking did she exclaim in surprise, "So, I'm inside a mask right now?"

Then, belatedly, she added, "I never expected that such an expert would know my name."

"Heh, of course I know. I've had this mask for seven years, but as a useless person without spiritual roots, I can't connect the two worlds inside and outside."

Useless Yu Xianxian: ...Don't think you can say whatever you want just because you're handsome, I'm warning you.

Even if your voice is so magnetic, it won't work. Wait, why does this voice sound familiar?

Recalling a less-than-pleasant memory, Yu Xianxian swallowed hard and asked cautiously and tremblingly, "May I ask, handsome man, ah, no, esteemed master, what is your name?"

Upon hearing this question, the other party bluntly uttered a statement that pierced her heart.

"My name is Si Tu."

Yu Xianxian: ……

Haha, what a coincidence! She's just like the villain in this book, the Demon Lord who choked her in the illusion during the Immortal Sect's assessment back then.

"Goodbye, handsome."

Yu Xianxian revealed the calmest smile she had shown in twenty years, and then quickly turned around to flee.

Help! This world is terrifying! My dear Mother Earth, do you think I still have a chance?