The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"You mean, when you climbed Mirage Mountain, you were so tired that you forgot to register, so it wasn't recorded in the register."

"Yes, yes, Senior Brother Lin, everything I said is true."

Throughout the world, countless people aspire to join the immortal sect, but the sect's recruitment ceremony, held once every ten years, is not open to just anyone. To qualify, one must pass three trials.

The first trial is set on one of the dozens of mountains in the world, testing endurance and physical strength. If one cannot climb from the foot of the mountain to the summit within twelve hours, the trial is considered a failure.

"Really? But I remember that junior brothers and sisters were required to sit by the spirit boat and register before they could board. Since you didn't register, how did you get on the spirit boat?"

"That's a long story."

Yu Xianxian lowered her head, looking as if she wanted to say something but was unwilling to speak. Coupled with her slightly red eyes, one would think she was about to burst into tears at any moment.

"There are seven people in my family. My parents have four sons besides me. Because we are poor and have many children, we often go hungry. Plus, I'm a girl, so my parents don't like me. Whenever there's food at home, they ignore me, and I have to go to the mountains to dig for wild vegetables to fill my stomach. I don't know if that's why, but the villagers always treat me like I don't exist. I didn't eat before the trial, so when I got to the top of the mountain, my mind was completely blank. I just knew I was heading towards the spirit boat. I never expected that I would be so invisible. Even the senior brothers and sisters registering didn't notice me. I really... sob sob."

"Hey, hey, don't cry, don't cry. I know, I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to touch a sore spot. Junior sister, you should go quickly."

Lin Xiao was most afraid of women who cried. When Yu Xianxian started crying, he was completely at a loss and could only quickly send her away. Even under the influence of Yu Xianxian calling him "Senior Brother" repeatedly, Lin Xiao also started calling her "Junior Sister".

Since they were brought by Peak Master Lingyao, there shouldn't be any major problems.

Upon hearing Lin Xiao's words, Yu Xianxian secretly gave a thumbs-up in her mind.

The moment that extremely mismatched appearance and voice appeared, Yu Xianxian remembered Lin Xiao.

This man and her daughter, Shen Mengxi, entered the sect at the same time. He was a highly talented sword cultivator with an excellent temperament. Even though he was inferior to her daughter in every aspect of cultivation, he felt no jealousy whatsoever. On the contrary, he became even more diligent in his cultivation.

Hmm, I didn't expect him to be the top disciple of Spirit Sword Peak now. My daughter must have grown up quite a bit too; now's the perfect time to cling to his coattails and lie low.

Just as Yu Xianxian was feeling a little relieved, she suddenly realized the problem.

Wait, Lin Xiao becoming the top disciple should be something from the ending, which means that at this point, her daughter...

They've already ascended!

"Senior Brother Lin, may I ask how many years has the Immortal Sect been established this year?"

"Oh, this? I came here in the first year of the establishment of the Immortal Sect. If I count, it should be 137 years."

One hundred and thirty-seven years!

Yu Xianxian felt a sudden darkness engulf her; seven years had passed since her daughter's ascension. She had thought she controlled the entire plot, but it turned out it was all for naught.

"Junior sister, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, Senior Brother Lin, just a slight heart attack. It'll be fine after a while."

"Really? Then Junior Sister, take good care of yourself. The second trial is about to begin, I have to go."

"Okay, senior brother, bye-bye."

Disheartened, Yu Xianxian could no longer hear what Lin Xiao was saying. She waved goodbye to Lin Xiao blankly, then turned and staggered away like an elderly woman.

Lin Xiao, who had never received a 21st-century education, was left standing there bewildered, staring at his outstretched hand and muttering, "Bye-bye? Does that mean goodbye? Is that a dialect from Mirage Mountain?"

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Yu Xianxian, on the other side, didn't care how many questions she had left Lin Xiao with. At this moment, she was looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, already contemplating her tragic future.

Without a plot, without any powerful backers, this helpless and pitiful author can only live in constant fear in this dangerous world, never knowing when she might be suddenly murdered. Waaah, how tragic!

Yu Xianxian wiped away her crocodile tears and then made a crucial decision. She couldn't continue like this; she had to take action. A respected author couldn't possibly die in her own novel.

The first thing to do is find a brick and hit yourself with it (dangerous action, please do not imitate), you might just knock yourself back into the real world.

What? You're asking what would happen if she didn't go back? Yu Xianxian said that by then she would have already been reincarnated, so she wouldn't care about such things anymore.

Okay, let's get right to it and see where there are bricks.

Oh, to make it easier for disciples to practice flying, the buildings in the immortal sect are all made of special building materials, the kind that won't hurt a person if they fall from the tenth floor, they won't kill them.

Okay, that's all.

Yu Xianxian, whose plan had already failed before it even started, hid in a corner and drew circles in frustration. How could there be a place where not even a brick could be found?

"Hey, you, the one squatting by the wall, are you also from Mirage Mountain? I don't think I've ever seen you before?"

A woman dressed in gorgeous clothes walked up behind Yu Xianxian. She had a pretty face, but her domineering demeanor diminished her beauty.

Liu Yuanyuan looked down at Yu Xianxian with an air of arrogance: "Hey, I'm asking you a question! Don't you know any manners? And what kind of place is that clothing of yours? We don't have such ugly clothes around Shenling Mountain. Tell me, are you trying to impersonate someone from Shenling Mountain and use the name of our Immortal Master Shen to get the Peak Master to think more highly of you?"

Back when the demons invaded, everyone in the world knew that Shen Mengxi led the immortal sects to repel the demons and ascended to immortality. Mirage Mountain also benefited greatly from this.

Many people even travel from afar to Mirage Mountain, hoping to gain some advantage from its fame after reaching the summit. Although most outsiders fail due to the strange weather of Mirage Mountain, a few succeed. Liu Yuanyuan naturally assumed that those who had never met Yu Xianxian were outsiders trying to take advantage of the situation.

Completely absorbed in her own world, she was completely unaware that the other person was calling her Yu Xianxian: emo, do not disturb.