The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

In front of the main hall of the Immortal Sect, the peak masters of the Immortal Sect sat at the head of the table, observing the young men and women who had gathered from all over the world below.

"Brother Lin, do you see any promising talents among the students from each cohort?"

"They've spotted some promising talents, but they're all looking around aimlessly, like they're just strolling down the street."

"They are all teenagers, their minds are not mature yet, and they have just entered the immortal sect. It is natural that they are curious. Senior brother, you have too high expectations."

"Yes, after all, I had such an outstanding disciple back then. Even though a hundred years have passed, my standards for choosing disciples are still high."

"Of course, after all, how many people in this world can compare to my Mengmeng? But now that she's gone, I'm a little lonely. This time I'll take a little one back with me to play with. Since my senior brother doesn't think much of these people, he probably won't compete with me for them."

“Ling Qi, taking on disciples is not something you can play around with. You’re hundreds of years old. When will you be as composed as Ling Yao?”

"Oh, I know, senior brother. Look, that's my sister's Red Jade Lotus. She's finally here. I've been waiting for her for so long."

……

Contrary to the expectations of the other peak masters, the Red Jade Lotus did not land on the palace platform, but instead landed on the training ground in front of the palace.

"Alright, we've arrived. You can get off now."

"Oh, okay, thank you, Peak Master Ling."

Yu Xianxian, who had been taking advantage of Ling Yao the whole way, reluctantly let go of her arms around Ling Yao's waist. "Goodbye, beautiful sister's slender waist."

The red jade lotus, originally the size of a square table, gradually shrank until it disappeared. At this moment, a man dressed in a blue robe came to the two of them and bowed to Ling Yao, saying, "Greetings, Peak Master Ling."

The man's face wasn't exactly outrageously handsome, but by today's standards, he'd be considered a heartthrob, making the infatuated Yu Xianxian stare wide-eyed. But when he uttered that rough voice, Yu Xianxian inwardly exclaimed how absurd it was.

Brother, if I didn't see your face, I, Yu Xianxian, would definitely mistake you for one of the heroes of Liangshan.

"No need for that, I'm not used to being polite. Are you the disciple in charge of this recruitment ceremony?"

"Yes, my name is Lin Xiao, and I am the eldest disciple of Lingjian Peak."

"Ah."

Ling Yao pulled Yu Xianxian in front of her and said coldly, "Where did this little girl come from? No one even knew she fell off the spirit boat and landed on my Spirit Medicine Peak. If I hadn't appeared in time, this little girl would probably have been swallowed by the man-eating grass."

Yu Xianxian, already twenty-five, was being called "little girl" by a beautiful older woman for the first time in her life: ...Oh right, she'd forgotten that Ling Yao was practically her ancestor in terms of age. Waaaaah, now the beautiful older woman would have to call her great-grandmother. But it didn't matter, as long as she was pretty.

"Ah, is that so? This disciple has not heard of any spirit boat being short of people?"

Lin Xiao looked at Yu Xianxian and tried to make his rough voice sound gentle as he asked, "Little sister, which spirit boat did you come from?"

"Shenling Mountain".

Not wanting to give out fake place names, Yu Xianxian blurted out the first place that came to mind—Shenling Mountain, the hometown of her beloved female protagonist.

"You're also from Mirage Mountain, so do you recognize..."

Upon hearing this familiar place name, Ling Yao instinctively wanted to ask Yu Xianxian some questions, but she stopped abruptly halfway through.

"Forget it, it's been over a hundred years since then. What do you, a kid in your teens or twenties, know?"

A hint of sadness flashed in Ling Yao's eyes, but she quickly composed herself and said to Lin Xiao, "I'm leaving her in your care. Don't lose her again."

After speaking, Ling Yao flew up to the platform and took her seat. As soon as she sat down, curious people gathered around her.

"Hey, sister, who is that little girl? You actually let her ride your Red Jade Lotus. Apart from Mengmeng, this is the first time I've ever seen anything like it."

"She's just a little girl who wandered into Spirit Medicine Peak by mistake. She must have fallen off the spirit boat. I just brought her here along the way."

"Oh, on the way? I didn't expect you to become so kind-hearted, sister."

"Stop being so glib. You should be more careful this year and choose your disciples properly. There aren't even any direct disciples left. You should really start thinking about this."

"Hmph, sister, why don't you talk about yourself? Besides Mengmeng, has your Spirit Medicine Peak ever had any other disciples? My Spirit Weapon Peak has at least several dozen disciples now. Besides, they wanted to take Mengmeng as their direct disciple back then."

“You know that Mengxi is not suitable for weapon crafting. Moreover, her spiritual root is a rare fire and wood attribute, making her the best seedling for alchemy. I have only encountered one like her in a hundred years, so naturally I must take her in.”

"It's precisely because I knew that I didn't force it; otherwise, I would have definitely kidnapped Mengmeng to become my disciple of the Spirit Weapon Peak."

"Alright, Ling Qi, stop complaining. You at least have several hundred people. Look at my Spirit Beast Peak, there are only a few dozen people, not much better than Spirit Medicine Peak."

"There's no other way. If we didn't make sure all the spirit beasts on your Spirit Beast Peak looked weird, most girls couldn't stand it after less than a month. Ye Yao, couldn't you find some cuter spirit beasts?"

"Please, the spirit beasts we tame on Spirit Beast Peak are for fighting and as mounts, not for keeping as pets. We don't want those cute and weak spirit beasts."

"Who says cute spirit beasts are weak? Think about Mengmeng's adorable bunny, doesn't it easily defeat your scoundrel snake?"

"What scoundrel snake? Mine is a Sky-Swallowing Python. Besides, do you think everyone is like Shen Mengxi, who can just pick up a rabbit that has lived for a thousand years?"

"Hmph, I think you're just jealous of my Mengmeng."

"Ling Qi, do you believe I'll bring my Devouring Python to your Spirit Weapon Peak as a 'guest' tonight?"

"Come on then, who's afraid of who? I'll just lock your shameless snake in the forging furnace and see what you can forge!"

"you……"

"Alright, you two, stop arguing. The younger generation is watching down there."

"That's right, Ye Yao, can't you be a little more mature like me? You're acting like a little kid, making a huge fuss."

Ye Yao: ...It's time to go back and talk to his family, Tuntian, about how to kill this guy.

While the two peak masters on stage were engaged in a heated debate, Yu Xianxian and Lin Xiao, who had been flipping through the list for a long time, were staring at each other in the audience.

"Little sister, all five people who came from Mirage Mountain this year have arrived! Are you...?"

Lin Xiao couldn't bring herself to say the words "I remembered it wrong." A normal person wouldn't be able to tell where they came from, would they?

If this person hadn't been brought by Ling Yao, he probably would have secretly sent someone to inform the other peak masters that there was a suspicious person here.

Yu Xianxian, who had been completely captivated by Ling Yao's slender waist and delicate fragrance, had long forgotten to prepare a countermeasure. All she could do now was offer an awkward but polite smile.

"Senior brother, I'm going to tell you a story."