The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

Ling Qi was taken away from home by her parents when she was very young.

"Dad, where are we going?"

The man didn't say anything, but simply led her into a dark room. After exchanging a few words with the people inside, he left her there.

"You stay right here and don't go anywhere."

"it is good."

Despite being terrified, Ling Qi sat there obediently. More than the dark room, she was afraid her father would hit her.

But her father never hit her again, because she never saw her family again after that.

Later, Ling Qi realized that she had been sold by her father.

In fact, she knew that her family couldn't afford to support so many people, and she also knew that her parents didn't like her at all and had long wanted to get rid of her.

It's strange. She clearly knows all of this, but why does she still cry when she thinks about it?

At this moment, Ling Qi's body had been disemboweled, with only her head remaining intact.

After being sold by her father, she was treated like a commodity, changing hands several times before ending up in the hands of a handsome man.

Not only her, but the other party also bought many other children, but now she is the only one still alive.

What was utterly incongruous with the other person's appearance was their twisted heart.

Sometimes he would dismember a living person's body piece by piece and then sew on the corpses of other animals; other times he would cut open a person's body and stuff metal objects into it.

For example, he treats himself the same way he does now.

In this man's eyes, they were not human beings, but merely materials that could be discarded at any time.

Perhaps she should be thankful that she is a useful "material".

"It's incredible that such a young child could actually survive."

After the man in front of her sewed her body back together, seeing that she was still breathing, he laughed maniacally.

"Is this all you do every day, doing such boring things?"

"Who?"

Ling Qi's memory ended there. Due to the strangeness in her body, she was plunged into darkness, and there was no sound in her ears. This state continued until she felt a warmth.

Ling Qi opened her eyes and saw an old monk holding her. The warmth in his arms was one she had never experienced before.

Was this a deity coming to take her away?

She thought this before her consciousness slipped into a deep sleep.

When she woke up again, she was already on a warm bed in the immortal realm, and sitting beside her was a beautiful and gentle older sister.

"You're awake, how are you feeling?"

"I……"

Ling Qi wanted to speak, but her voice sounded very hoarse.

"Her body has been transformed into half of a magical artifact, and it is still unstable. Let's not rush to speak now."

The speaker was a man with a cool and aloof demeanor. He was as handsome as the man who had cut her body apart, and she instinctively felt afraid.

Although Ling Qi realized afterward that the other party was not a bad person.

"Your body probably can't be restored to its original state, and the mechanical structure inside your body probably can't sustain your life for long."

"Master, is there no other way?"

Upon hearing Si Ming's words, Ling Yao immediately became anxious. How could she just watch someone die after Wu Chan had risked his life to save them?

"Don't panic. As long as she cultivates diligently, she can use spiritual energy to sustain her life."

And so she became the last disciple of Si Ming.

At first, Ling Qi was very shy and only dared to hide behind Ling Yao. But as time went by and she became familiar with her senior brothers, she gradually became the way she is now.

After all, she now has a place to belong again.

"By the way, do you have a name?"

When Ling Yao asked her, she could only shake her head. Her parents had not named her, so Ling Yao gave her the name she has now—Ling Qi.

Since arriving at the Immortal Sect, this was the first time Ling Qi felt like she had stepped out of that dark room and into the sunlight.

Even though her fellow students later learned that her body was different from ordinary people, they did not show any unusual reaction to her; all they did was show concern for her.

"Junior Sister, you actually... are you alright now?"

"You can draw that beast's face, and I'll keep an eye out for him in the future."

"See, I told you, my senior brothers wouldn't care."

Everything about the Immortal Sect seemed unreal to her, and on the day Si Ming disappeared, that dreamlike bubble seemed to begin to burst.

"Senior brother, did you already know something?"

"Don't ask anything. Our current task is to revitalize the Immortal Sect."

"You two, stop right now."

"With our master gone, what reason is there for the immortal sect to exist?"

"Phew, this is Master's order."

"Heh, I've never seen you listen to your master's advice to abstain from alcohol before. Why are you being so obedient this time?"

"Since it was Master's order, why did you sneak back, Senior Brother? Did you think we wouldn't find out?"

"I……"

"I don't care, I have to find my master."

"I don't believe my master would die like this either."

"None of you are allowed to go! We are no match for that guy. Even if I break your legs today, I won't let you leave even a step."

"You all need to calm down."

Seeing her senior brother and sister start arguing, Ling Qi wanted to say something, but perhaps due to the overwhelming emotional turmoil, her body began to collapse uncontrollably.

When she opened her eyes again, several people were gathered around her bedside.

"Qi'er, how are you feeling?"

"elder sister……"

Ling Qi looked around. The other three people looked over when they saw that she had woken up, but they were very far apart, as if they were each other's enemies.

"Sister, is the Immortal Sect going to disband?"

Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, but Ling Yao was the first to speak.

"What nonsense are you talking about? As long as we are here, the Immortal Sect will still exist."

"Ling Qi, are you still half asleep? Why are you talking in your sleep as soon as you wake up?"

"But, my fellow disciples..."

"What's wrong, senior brothers? We're fine, junior sister."

Lin Yu grabbed Fu Yan and, as usual, placed his hand on her shoulder. Fu Yan, though reluctant, did not push him away.

"So, will you still leave?"

"Of course not, when did we say we were leaving?"

"Looking back now, I should have been the one to leave."

Ling Qi sighed, which prompted the person sitting next to her to slap her on the head.

"What nonsense are you spouting?"

"Am I the bastard or are you the bastard, Ye Yao? Do you know how strong you are? You just hit people like that."

Unfortunately, the other party clearly showed no remorse whatsoever.

"This is called the encouragement and motivation from my senior brother."

"Pah, pah, pah, that's disgusting."

Ling Yao spat twice in disgust, but her voice quickly dropped again.

"Did I say something wrong? If it weren't for me, why would Senior Brother have become like me, neither human nor ghost?"

Although Ling Qi was controlled by Luo Jia at the time, some things were recorded in her eyes, so she was not completely unaware of them.

It was she who personally attacked the senior brother, destroying his spiritual root and causing him to lose all his cultivation.

Although she later crafted a magical artifact to replace her senior brother's spiritual root according to her own physical structure, allowing him to cultivate again, it was ultimately not enough to repay the debt.

"If escaping could solve problems, then the Immortal Sect would never have existed in the first place. Alright, alright, what you want has come up. If you don't take the picture now, it'll be gone."

The two were currently in a private room within the Senluo Palace. Although this place was the territory of the demon race, it was indeed rich in rare and precious materials. Ling Qi had come here specifically for a rare material, which she would use to refine a better magical artifact for Lin Yu to replace his spiritual root.

"By the way, what are you doing here? I didn't call you."

"I'm willing, so what? Besides, without me around, who knows what kind of trouble you might cause?"

"Heh, I think you're the one who's causing trouble."

Fortunately, neither of them caused any trouble this time, but some trouble did come knocking on their door.

The Senluo Palace has its own currency for auctioning goods. Ling Qi had previously sold some magical artifacts to obtain a lot of chips, and thought that she was sure to win this time.

As a result, the guy in the next private room seemed to be competing with her, and every time he called out a price that was just a little higher than hers.

"Ten thousand!"

"Ten thousand and one!"

"Twenty thousand!"

"Twenty thousand and one!"

……

"Damn it, is this guy a shill?"

After several rounds, Ling Qi's temper flared up. The other customers had long since stopped bidding, but the guy next door was still arguing with her to the death.

Hey, today she's determined to see if the other person is a god or a ghost.

"Ling Qi, calm down."

"If you stop me, I'll bring all your spirit beasts here and sell them tomorrow."

Ye Yao: ...

"The other side is really awful. Come on, I'll go take a look with you."

Meanwhile, the same scene was unfolding in the next private room.

"Bai Ge, don't stop me. I rarely come to this place, and I wanted to take this rare treasure back to my master to make her happy. But that idiot next door keeps going against me, so I have to have a go with him."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. At worst, you can steal some more of Lingqi Peak Master's magic artifacts to sell and buy something else. Hey, Yunmeng, stop watching and help me persuade her."

"Nothing else will do, it has to be this. Master has been talking about it for days, it has to be this."

"So, that's why you brat stole your master's magic weapon."

Upon hearing this sound, Shangguan Heng, who had been baring his teeth and brandishing his claws, suddenly froze. Yes, he was terrified.

He looked up and saw that it was none other than Ling Qi standing at the door. Next to her stood a waiter with an apologetic expression.

"I'm sorry, sir, we really couldn't stop this person."

When asked to stop someone during their tribulation period, the young man said he really couldn't do it.

"Master... Master... Hehe, Master, what are you doing here?"

"Because your teacher is that idiot next door."

Shangguan Heng: ...

"I knew it! Who could be so discerning as to want such a treasure? And... Oh dear, Master, don't slap me! I make a living off my face."

"You dare to insult your master and steal his magical artifact!"

The more "harmonious and loving" the master and apprentice were over there, the more peaceful and uncontested the atmosphere was over the other three.

"Master."

"Master Ye."

Ye Yao could no longer bear to look at the scene on the other side, so he could only chat with Yun Meng and his disciple.

"What brings you here?"

"Ah, Zifu said he came here to handle some business, so a few of us came to... cough cough, to support him."

Where is he?

"As soon as we entered the Senluo Palace, he and Jin'er went to the back with a servant, seemingly to see some important person. Do the two peak masters have anything to discuss here? If it is important, we will take our leave first."

"Oh, right, Master, you have important matters to attend to, so we, the few of us who are not here, will take our leave first."

Upon hearing Yunmeng's intervention, Shangguan Heng, who had been beaten, cleverly chimed in, attempting to escape, but unfortunately, he still had a teammate who was a liability.

“Master, Zifu and the others have been inside for quite some time. I have something on my mind. May I come with you to take a look?”

Before Ye Yao could answer Bai Ge's question, Ling Qi interrupted.

"Then let's go, just in case this brat runs away."

Shangguan Heng: ...My life is over.

But just as miserable Shangguan Heng is now, so too are Ling Qi and Ye Yao, who have returned to the Immortal Sect.

"Can you explain to me why, after just one trip to the Senluo Palace, they sent such a long bill to the Immortal Sect?"

Upon hearing Fu Yan's words, Ling Qi and Ye Yao both looked up at the sky, as if to say, "As long as I look up at the sky, my tears won't fall."

The truth is that Shangguan Heng and Bai Ge were stopped outside by the Senluo Palace, who refused to let them in.

Knowing Lin Zifu's background, they assumed the two who went in had met with misfortune, so they forced their way in, destroying many things.

But when they broke in, they were somewhat bewildered to find the two unharmed.

"you……"

Su Jin'er was somewhat bewildered when she saw the three of them barge in like this, with Ling Qi and Ye Yao following behind them.

In the end, it was the elders who had to speak.

"Ahem, has something happened to you?"

"Yeah, Zifu, do you have some kind of grudge against that palace master? He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

“My demon core is now shattered, so I am of no use to him. I have come here to take some of my mother’s belongings. From now on, we will have nothing to do with each other.”

As a result, Su Jin'er and Lin Zifu were actually unharmed, but they had inexplicably damaged a lot of the Senluo Palace's property.

Although Ling Qi and Ye Yao didn't directly make a move, their disciples did so in their presence, so there's no real difference between them and the former.

So the two of them simply took all the blame, since they would be punished no matter what. Moreover, if Fu Yan found out that it was their own disciple who caused the trouble, the punishment would probably be even more severe.

Now, Ling Qi felt that Ye Yao probably wanted to strangle her.

"Senior brother, sister, I reported Ye Yao for attempted escape. Can I get a reduced sentence?"

"Don't talk like you two are in jail. This is the punishment you deserve."

Compared to Ling Yao's gentleness, Lin Yu, the senior brother, saw through Ling Qi's little tricks.

"I'm afraid that Junior Sister also wanted to escape, but failed, so she had no choice but to report Fourth Brother."

"Senior Brother, wise ruler, it was all this girl who tricked me into running away. She should be punished more severely."

"So, you're admitting that you did indeed attempt to escape but failed."

Fu Yan's words were as incisive as ever, leaving Ye Yao speechless with just one sentence.

But Ling Qi couldn't be happy at this moment, because both she and Ye Yao's punishment periods had been extended.

"Waaah, sister, please help me persuade that cold-hearted second senior brother!"

Unfortunately, Ling Yao also said coldly and ruthlessly, "Qi'er, if you dare to cause trouble again next time, the punishment will not be so lenient."

"Waaah, my sister has become a bad person too."

Although Ling Qi said this, she had actually heard these words countless times over the past thousand years, and she would probably continue to hear them in the future.