The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Hey, what are you guys doing sneaking around my doorstep?"

Ye Yao looked at the three people in front of him with a wary expression, the hoe in his hand seemingly ready to be swung at any moment.

One of the boys, who had been staring intently at his family's cow, quickly spoke up upon seeing Ye Yao's reaction:

"Hey, young man, don't be impulsive. We're not bad people."

"Hmph, bad people always claim they're not bad."

But the next moment, the boy next to him, who looked like he had a blank expression, raised his hand and waved it, causing the hoe in Ye Yao's hand to fall to the ground uncontrollably.

"If we really are bad people, what can you do about it?"

Upon seeing this, Ye Yao was taken aback. He looked down at the hoe that had fallen to the ground, then looked up at the three of them again. His face showed no fear, but rather confusion, and even a hint of excitement in his words.

"Could you be mountain spirits? What kind of animal were you transformed from?"

At this moment, the man who had been silent suddenly spoke, but what he said was quite inconsistent with his aloof demeanor.

"Ahem, actually we are gods from heaven."

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Ye Yao's enthusiasm and curiosity immediately diminished by half.

"Oh. Can you leave now? You've disturbed my work in the fields."

Three people:......

Fortunately, Si Ming finally returned to the scene and looked at Ye Yao, and the conversation finally became serious.

“We learned from your eldest brother that your parents passed away half a month ago, and all your brothers are married, leaving you to live alone.”

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

As Ye Yao spoke, his eyes became wary again.

“You wouldn’t be like the other villagers, trying to steal my cow just because I’m alone, would you? Let me tell you, it’s impossible, no matter what kind of deity you are.”

"My God, a stranger said he was a god, and he actually believed it. What an innocent junior brother."

"He's not our junior brother yet."

The two disciples behind him were whispering to each other, but Si Ming was not disturbed by them. Instead, he focused on talking with Ye Yao.

“We don’t want any cows, I just want to ask if you are willing to take me as your apprentice.”

"A deity wants to take me as his disciple?"

Ye Yao was surprised that the other party would bring up such a big matter as taking on a disciple right away, and couldn't help but show his doubts.

"You're not some fake deity, are you?"

"Whether you are a god or not is not important. I just heard that you have nothing to worry about now and your life is not too good, so I came to ask about your wishes."

Ye Yao's family was not very wealthy. His parents had him late in life, and he was the youngest son in the family.

When he was born, his elder brothers were all married, and some of his nephews were even older than him.

A few days ago, his parents, knowing that their time was coming to an end, left him this thatched hut and an old ox used for plowing.

Ye Yao's elder brother also treated him very well, and would often bring him food. In particular, his elder brother would have taken him home to take care of him if Ye Yao hadn't wanted to trouble his brother.

To be honest, Ye Yao felt that he was living a much more comfortable life than most people in the village.

But probably because he was only ten years old, some of the guys in the village were always eyeing his things covetously.

"I can become your disciple."

Ye Yao agreed very readily, or rather, his quick agreement surprised all three of them.

"Wow, junior brother, you agreed so easily? Aren't you afraid we're human traffickers?"

"Are you human traffickers?"

"No, I mean if, if..."

"No, that works too."

Compared to Lin Yu's stunned silence, Fu Yan gave his evaluation directly.

"He's probably an idiot."

"However, before I go with you, I need to say goodbye to my parents and my brothers."

Si Ming naturally agreed to this request.

"As it should be."

Upon learning that Ye Yao was going to leave with a guy of unknown origin, his brothers immediately erupted in anger.

"Young man, how can you leave with a stranger so easily?"

"That's right. If something happens to you, how can we face our parents?"

"No, my brother doesn't agree."

Faced with his brothers' doubts, Ye Yao remained remarkably calm.

“Brothers, there’s no need to worry. They are celestial beings; there will be no problem for them.”

Brothers: ...Doesn't this sound like an even bigger problem?

Ye Yao's intuition has been very accurate since childhood; he can easily tell whether the other party has good intentions or bad intentions.

Although Si Ming and the other two spoke very abruptly and sometimes acted very strangely, Ye Yao was certain that they were not bad people.

Over the years, he had tried his best not to cause trouble for his brothers, but he had still caused them trouble in the end. That's why he wanted to leave his brothers' protection and go out to see the world.

This was not a decision made on a whim, but a path that Ye Yao had long planned. One day, he would leave this village and go to see places he had never seen before. It was just that that day had come a little earlier than expected.

It was quite simple to dispel the doubts of Ye Yao's brothers. When they saw Lin Yu flying in the air on his sword and Fu Yan's teleportation array, their jaws dropped.

"Are the three of you truly immortals?"

"You flatter me, you flatter me. My master is indeed a deity. My junior brother and I are just ordinary cultivators, and our current cultivation level is not high."

The group couldn't understand any of that talk about realms or levels; all they knew was that the three people in front of them were indeed quite skilled, and their younger brother insisted on leaving with them.

After a heated discussion, they finally agreed to the other party's request.

Before you leave, don't forget to visit your parents.

"Ok, I know."

After bidding farewell to his elder brother and sweeping the graves of his parents, Ye Yao truly left with Si Ming and the other two.

“Master, I learned swordsmanship and formations just like my senior brothers…”

"Once we return to the immortal sect, I will teach you everything. You can decide for yourself after you have read it."

"Yes."

After Ye Yao finished speaking, he turned to Lin Yu and asked, "Senior Brother, which disciple am I, Master?"

Upon hearing the title "Senior Brother," Lin Yu felt completely at ease.

After all, there was only Fu Yan before. Although people called him senior brother, they never respected his authority as senior brother. This time, Master has finally accepted a sensible junior brother.

“Besides you, Master has only accepted me and your second senior brother so far, so you should be considered the third disciple.”

"No, it should be the fourth disciple."

Although Si Ming's voice remained unchanged, his tone was as if he had become a completely different person.

"Don't forget, when Wu Chan brought Ling Yao here before, we reserved a seat for her. So Ye Yao, you should be the fourth disciple."

"Ah, yes, yes, senior sister is right."

"What senior sister? Call her master's wife."

Seeing this bizarre scene, Ye Yao could only turn to look at the only normal person at present—Fu Yan.

The other person seemed to be used to this kind of daily occurrence, and he gave Ye Yao a look, indicating that the other person did not need to worry.

"It's okay, you'll get used to it. The people around here are all a bit abnormal."

Ye Yao: ...Why did he suddenly feel a little regretful after hearing what the other person said?

But once they returned to the Immortal Sect, that joyful atmosphere vanished.

"These two people..."

At the gate of the Immortal Sect, a girl who looked two years older than him was covered in blood, holding a five- or six-year-old girl and leaning against the gatepost.

The other person's face was full of exhaustion. When she saw the leader, Si Ming, she originally wanted to reach out and lift the little girl in her arms and hand her to her. However, her hand trembled and the little girl fell back into her arms. She leaned to one side and looked like she was about to fall down completely.

If they hadn't caught her in time, the girl would have definitely had a close encounter with the ground.

“Master, she is Ling Yao, the girl who is with Uncle Wu Chan.”

As for the one Ling Yao was holding in her arms, and the reason why Wu Chan was not there, they had no idea.

"Take them back first."

While the God of Fate carefully examined the two people's physical condition, the three who did not know medicine could only stay outside and not cause any trouble.

"Those two are..."

"The older one is the third disciple we mentioned earlier. Her adoptive parents are friends with her master. They wanted her to become their disciple, but she refused. Now that she's appearing in the immortal sect in this state, I'm afraid..."

Lin Yu didn't finish his sentence, but the three of them knew it wouldn't be a good thing.

"That senior sister should be alright."

As soon as Ye Yao said this, the other two looked up at him.

"Junior brother, how did you find out?"

"Although my brothers forbade it, I often went hunting in the deep mountains behind the village, and the smell of various bloods became slightly different to me. Although the two women were covered in blood, the smell was not like that of girls their age; it was more like the blood of an old woman. They didn't seem to be seriously injured."

Upon hearing this, the two first showed joy, then sighed softly. The old man's blood, if nothing unexpected happened, then perhaps…

Seeing the two of them like this, Ye Yao swallowed the rest of his words. In fact, what he didn't say was that the two of them smelled a bit strange, especially the little girl, who smelled like she wasn't even alive.

Just as Ye Yao said, neither of them had any serious injuries. Ling Yao fainted simply because she was too tired and exhausted.

The other girl became their junior sister.

"Greetings, fellow senior brothers. My name is Ling Qi, given to me by my elder sister."

The little girl looked innocent and carefree, just like someone her age should be, but Ye Yao still felt that there was something wrong with the scent on her.

Although Ling Yao's aura was also somewhat unusual, compared to Ling Qi, at least she smelled like a living being.

Life in the immortal sect was indeed more interesting than in the village. Not only did he witness the amusing stories between his senior brothers and sisters, but since Siming taught him the art of beast taming, he finally devoted himself to cultivation.

If there's anything wrong with it, it's probably that Ling Qi seems to have noticed his deliberate distancing. Although she doesn't usually show it, her resentment keeps building up and will eventually explode.

"Ye Yao, why are you all alone today?"

Since realizing his estrangement, Ling Qi has never called him Fourth Senior Brother again, but Ye Yao doesn't mind.

"They went down the mountain."

A small snake, about the size of a chopstick, was coiled in Ye Yao's hand. He had seen it on the road a few days ago, found it very appealing, and brought it back with him.

Just as he was having a great time playing with his little snake, a face suddenly came close.

"Could this be your pet? I can't sense any spiritual energy from it."

Ling Qi's sudden approach startled Ye Yao. He lost his grip and elbowed Ling Qi in the chin.

"hiss……"

Hearing the other person cry out in pain, Ye Yao realized something was wrong. He was the strongest of the five, and after cultivating for so long, he could easily lift a house. Now, he had been hit like this...

"You do not……"

Ye Yao was about to comfort the other person, but when he saw that part of the skin and flesh on the other person's neck had been torn off, revealing the metal structure inside, he couldn't help but freeze in place.

Ling Qi naturally noticed the change in the other person's eyes. Although she couldn't see the abnormality on the neck, she already understood the situation.

Before Ye Yao could react, Ling Qi ran away crying.

"you……"

Ye Yao reached out, unsure of what to do, when the little snake in his hand hissed a few times.

"Hurry up and chase after them, you idiot."

When Ye Yao found Ling Qi, she was sitting by the pond, looking at her reflection in the water and sobbing softly.

"Um, are you alright?"

"Did you hear something from Master that makes you hate me so much?"

"No, and I don't really dislike anything."

"Then dare you say you didn't do it on purpose?"

Hearing this, Ye Yao also felt somewhat wronged. Although he had overreacted today, he shouldn't be labeled with such a serious accusation.

"Nonsense, I didn't."

"Anyway, in your eyes, I'm very strange, right?"

"That's right..."

As soon as Ye Yao said this, the little snake in his hand immediately bit him, forcing him to change his mind.

"Master is a man who's sometimes serious and sometimes crazy, Eldest Brother seems to be missing a screw, Second Brother doesn't give anyone a friendly look and is full of bad intentions, as for Senior Sister..."

"Don't talk about your sister."

"Alright, then I'll bring a spirit beast with me every time I go down the mountain, so everyone will think I'm a circus performer. All the guys in our immortal sect are so strange, what do you have to worry about? Anyway, we're all in this together."

"What do you mean by 'a gang'? It's like we're some kind of bandits."

"Okay, okay, say it however you want, it's the same idea."

"Then you can't treat me differently from now on."

"Okay, then can you get up first? Otherwise, I'm really afraid you'll jump into the lake."

"Who said I would jump into the lake? If I were to jump, I'd have to push you in first."

"Hey, you bastard..."

Later, Ye Yao learned that Ling Qi was no longer a living person. She was like a half-machine, and although she still retained consciousness, her body was no longer a human structure.

Fortunately, the guy who caused her to become like this has been brought to justice.

"Hey, Ye Yao, how about we run away?"

"Ha, you want to get me scolded by the senior brothers and sisters again?"

"Oh dear, my senior brother and sister are both away. If we don't run now, when will we? As the leaders of a peak, wouldn't it be a disgrace to our master if we were forced to kneel before his grave?"

"Now you know you're ashamed? What were you doing before?"

"Tch, you were here too, and you didn't stop me."

In the end, the two hit it off and secretly slipped away.

"Ling Qi, you're not trying to trick me, are you?"

"How could that be? Am I such a shameless person?"

That's what they said, but just as Ye Yao took a few steps, a magic array suddenly lit up beneath their feet.

At the same time, Ye Yao heard Ling Qi shout, "Senior brother! Sister! Come quick! Ye Yao is trying to run away again."

"Ling Qi, you rascal..."

Master, take a look at the kind of disciples you've taken in!