My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Chapter 99 You dare to take off your clothes in front of my wife?!

The next morning, Hua Ran woke up with a very nasal voice.

Joey thought he had just caught a full-blown cold.

She deliberately pulled his shirt, which had slipped off his shoulder, back up.

"From now on, you should wear proper clothes and pants. Stop showing your shoulders and calves. It's autumn, and the weather is getting cooler. If you keep showing your skin, you're bound to catch a cold."

Hua Ran pouted, thinking to herself that even if she wasn't a soul, she wouldn't catch a cold.

Damn it, what's going on?!

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Seeing that Hua Ran was dressed neatly, Qiao Yi went to open the door.

The first thing that catches the eye is the man with a butterfly birthmark on his face.

!!!

Come over here first?

Joey knew there was no way he wouldn't recognize her, but the fact that he came over directly was rather dramatic.

The man squeezed through the door, carrying a tray with a simple farm breakfast.

"Miss Qiao, you must be hungry after a nap, come and have something to eat."

The man even placed the food on the small wooden table and gave Joey a flirtatious wink.

"The steamed egg custard this morning was delicious! It was made with free-range chicken eggs. Come on, have a taste!"

He deliberately pulled up his sleeves to reveal his fair wrists, scooped up a spoonful of smooth egg custard with a white porcelain spoon, and brought it to Qiao Yi's lips.

Immediately, Joey's entire body began to resist.

The resistance is even more irritating.

She took a step back.

"Please behave."

Hua Ran couldn't hold back when she heard this voice.

With a cry of "Ouch," she walked over and bumped the man with her buttocks, sending him flying to the side.

Then he took the steamed egg custard himself and sniffed it.

Only after confirming that everything was alright did he put it to Joey's lips.

"My lady~ Ah~ This fine steamed egg custard, of course, should be fed by me personally~"

She naturally accepted Hua Ran's advances.

Moreover, after eating that steamed egg custard, Qiao Yi felt that it was more fragrant than anything else.

The system couldn't help but issue a reminder.

"Baby, wake up. Who came? It's just a bowl of steamed egg custard."

"No, this is the best steamed egg custard I've ever eaten!"

"..."

But in reality, Joey's face showed no expression.

Just let Hua Ran eat it too.

The man bit his lower lip, straightened up, and said, "Miss Qiao, there are also excellent hot springs here. Why don't you take a soak and relax?"

He came over and took all the bowls and chopsticks out of the tray. As he turned around, he casually reached out to touch Joey's face.

It's very suggestive.

Joey dodged for a moment.

"Please respect yourself!"

But the man went too far, almost leaning his whole body against Joey.

Seeing this, Joey's face grew even colder, and she grabbed his wrist directly.

Unexpectedly, the man had a backup plan. With a "rip," his sleeve tore off from the shoulder, revealing a large area of his fair arm.

Hua Ran quickly covered Qiao Yi's face, her eyes blazing with anger.

"You seduced my wife right in front of me... Are you prepared to be utterly destroyed?!"

The man was so frightened that he jumped back.

Hua Ran wanted to reach out and grab his collar as a warning.

As soon as his hand touched the seemingly sturdy fabric, his clothes tore apart from his neck to his legs, becoming pieces of fabric.

He was completely naked in front of Hua Ran and Qiao Yi.

Fortunately, Hua Ran reacted quickly and covered Qiao Yi's eyes tightly.

But Qiao Yi felt that Hua Ran's hands were trembling.

"Floral dyeing?"

"Don't move! Don't open your eyes! If you dare to open them, I... I'll never speak to you again!"

Hua Ran's voice was filled with anxiety.

Of course, Joey wouldn't open her eyes. To be honest, her eyelids hurt so much that she didn't dare to open them or move them at all.

The system replied, "Want me to switch your perspective? As long as you're conscious and not unconscious, the system can project your image onto our big screen from every angle!"

"Hmm... I actually have a pretty good idea of what happened, because I heard the sound of fabric tearing."

But I wanted to see Hana's expression.

Joey decided to let the system project her screen.

"Remember to apply Holy Light!"

"Understood~"

Then, a man appeared on the screen, his entire body bathed in holy light, with only his head showing.

And Hua Ran, who looked like she wanted to kill someone.

"My god, your Holy Light is really... amazing."

Joey thought it was just about covering up three points.

The system rubbed its little nose. "Of course, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. In this world, men's thighs are considered blasphemous, so they're bathed in holy light!"

In reality, the air is already filled with a very sinister and malevolent aura.

Hanazona's tail behind her had grown so large that it almost filled the entire room.

And it had already wrapped around the man with the butterfly birthmark on his face at a distance.

The tip of its tail suddenly turned sharp, and there were signs that it was turning into spikes.

It's likely that if a man makes even the slightest movement, the sharp spikes will pierce his chest, causing him to lose his soul.

"Wow~ Hanazono's expression is one of rare anger..."

The system clicked its tongue twice and looked up.

"Honey, do you want me to take a screenshot and save it as your screensaver?"

Joey's consciousness pinched her chin, carefully watching Hua Ran on the screen.

He didn't speak, his expression was very serious.

The system wondered, "Could it be that Baozi isn't as carefree as I thought... is she really thinking about something?"

As a result, Joey opened her mouth, and drool dripped down her chin.

The system raised an eyebrow and silently took a screenshot.

The man outside remained unfazed, merely smiling and saying, "Brother, you have such a strong grip, you tore my clothes off! Are you looking for a servant for Miss Qiao? Well then, brother, do you think my figure is good enough for your mistress?"

With that, the man took a step forward.

Her fair legs were deliberately straightened to show them off.

Just as the large, reddish-brown, furry tail was about to pierce the man's chest, the man said again, "Brother, have you thought this through? I know a lot of things, and I intend to submit to Miss Qiao. If you kill me, you will lose a lot..."

"Do you threaten me?"

The man chuckled, "Brother, don't be so blunt. Maybe in the future we'll be serving our mistress together!"

It was at this moment that the dog god and the girl entered.

As soon as the curtain was lifted, the girl screamed.

"Ahhh! A man, a man isn't wearing any clothes!"

Inugami quickly covered the girl's eyes.

"What's going on? What are you doing?!"

The man had already picked up his clothes and hastily put them on.

Anyway, it covered up the important parts.

He glanced at Hua Ran provocatively, made a gesture that indicated his determination to win over Qiao Yi, and then looked at Quan Shen with disdain.

That's when they disappeared.

The dog god hurriedly asked the girl, "Did you see anything?"