My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Qiao Yi bent down slightly to look at Hua Ran's small face.

Hua Ran turned her head away and said, "I'm sorry..."

"Oh, no need to apologize, you did the right thing."

“But a man shouldn’t lose his temper with his wife. My tone was harsh… and I even pressed her face hard, making it turn red. Since ancient times, this has been considered a great disrespect… A woman is a man’s heaven, and a man must listen to his wife no matter what…”

Hua Ran's voice grew softer and softer.

Qiao Yi quickly cupped Hua Ran's little face in her hands.

“But he must have had an ulterior motive. It’s suspicious that he suddenly said he wanted to switch sides. We absolutely cannot let him seduce me, so Hana-ran, you did a great job.”

Hua Ran sighed; her voice was already quite nasal.

This made her voice sound even more aggrieved.

"You're indulging me like this...it only makes me feel more guilty...My wife, come on, let me rub it for you and blow on it..."

Hua Ran looked at Qiao Yi's face with a finger mark, and her charming eyes softened unconsciously.

"You didn't see anything just now, did you?"

"I didn't see it, don't worry."

Joey thought to herself, "It's all holy light, how could I possibly see anything?"

"Speaking of which... your expression is quite unique. It's the first time I've seen you with such a cold and serious expression; it's pretty cool~"

The system slammed into a wall in Joey's consciousness space.

"I misspoke...I misspoke! Ahhhhhh!"

Joey was still a little confused because she was still imagining Hua Ran trying to pierce the male ghost's chest with her tail.

But the next moment, Joey suddenly realized.

She let it slip!

Hua Ran narrowed her eyes slightly, switching from a gentle expression to one filled with anger.

"My wife..."

"Hua Ran, let me explain. There are some reasons, and I only looked at you, not him!"

Hua Ran crossed her arms.

Suddenly, someone asked, "What was that expression on his face just now?"

Joey was suddenly stunned.

Then the system said, "Let me review this. That man was speaking with a provocative expression! Baozi, give him the same provocative expression back."

Joey nodded, feeling confident.

"A provocative expression!"

Hua Ran immediately became petulant upon hearing this.

The fox's alluring eyes glistened with moisture, and her tender red lips were pressed together until they turned white.

He stomped his foot and waved his hands forward incessantly.

"Oh my! You really did... you really saw him! You lied to me, you're so mean!"

"You're not my sweetheart anymore!"

This was the first time in Joey's life that she had answered such a question.

She slapped her forehead.

Using my consciousness to reply to the system, I should say, "I should say I don't know! You've misled me!"

The system sighed, "Damn it, you've made me straight too. I'm an AI, yet I've lost because of the twists and turns of love."

Qiao Yi swore to Hua Ran that she only saw the man's face at first, and didn't look at anything below his neck.

With tears welling in her eyes, Hua asked again, "Is his body more attractive, or mine?"

"I don't know! I've never even seen his body, how can I compare?"

Hopefully, Hanazono won't misunderstand this time.

Hua Ran buried her head in Qiao Yi's arms, whimpering and gently patting Qiao Yi.

Its big, fluffy tail was wagging wildly.

"Why don't you just say my body is the best?! You actually want to compare other people's bodies to mine! Shouldn't it be that no matter what the other person is like, only mine is the best?!"

"..."

Joey suddenly felt as if she had fallen into some kind of profound wisdom question.

The system then...

Sigh, why should I argue with a vixen or play brain teasers with her?

But the next moment, Hua Ran felt dizzy.

This discomfort came on suddenly and fiercely, giving Hana-ran no chance to adapt.

He swayed slightly.

Joey sensed something was wrong.

"Floral dyeing?!"

"me……"

Hua Ran raised her head, revealing her small head. She glanced at Qiao Yi, her wet, foxy eyes blinking seductively. Before she could even finish speaking, she lost consciousness.

She collapsed into Joey's arms, her body going limp.

"Flower dyeing!"

This time, Joey had absolutely no idea why he was acting this way.

He scooped Hua Ran up in his arms, completely flustered, unsure of what to do next.

Just then, the young lady who was staying at their house came over.

"What's going on here?"

"I...I don't know either. I probably caught a cold. These past few days it's been hot during the day and cold at night. Even I have sores in my mouth and nose, let alone a man."

Joey said this so that people wouldn't suspect anything and it would be best to leave quickly.

Then she laid the flower dye flat and examined it.

Unexpectedly, the young lady used a handkerchief as a barrier and took Hua Ran's pulse herself.

"that……"

"Shh, little girl, let's not talk yet. I used to be a traveling doctor in the village, so I know a little bit of medical skills."

Joey's face remained expressionless, but her mind was racing.

You're just a free-range chicken, what can you possibly diagnose about a soul? Should I use the system to check...?

However, she hadn't even finished processing her thoughts.

The young woman then said, "Kid, you've had sores around your mouth and nose lately, it's not because you're overheated."

She took Joey's pulse again, and even grabbed Joey's little finger to show it to her.

"Look, you didn't even notice, but you've developed a rash here. You and your husband... are pregnant!"

"..."

Joey thought to herself, "You really are a free-range chicken!"

Where did this child's soul come from?!

But the young woman firmly said, "You two are pregnant, really, there's no mistake. I've seen many couples in the village before."

At this moment, the system said, "Baby, let's not rush to refute."

It said that Joy had previously asked it to retrieve information about how men and women reproduce in this world.

They actually found it a few days ago.

However, I've been kept away by so many strange things.

"This world begins with a bud the size of a broad bean growing on the little finger of both men and women, signifying the arrival of the baby's seed."

"The man occupies the yin position in yin and yang. For example, he provides the yin in the harmony of yin and yang, which is the 'Y' in XY. The woman provides the yang in the harmony of yin and yang, which is the 'X'. You get the general idea. Then, they dig them up, plant them in the soil, and the two broad beans form a gestational sac. Finally, after ten months, the gestational sac gives birth to a baby."

"How fantastical..."

The system told Joey not to sigh yet.

In terms of symptoms, men may experience catching a cold, dizziness, and general weakness, while women may experience sores in the mouth and nose, and rashes on the fingers.

"Putting aside the fact that the flower dye is a soul, your symptoms are completely consistent."

but……

Joey can't let go of the flower dye, it's her soul.

She told the older girl, "His health is special, it's impossible for him to..."

At that moment, Inugami arrived.

First, interrupt Joey.

"Don't jump to conclusions yet. Observe the night sky, predict the new star, and use the Tao to understand nature. You should know all of these, right? Just cast a divination for yourself, and you'll understand."

Although Joey knew how to do it, she had never told her own fortune.

There's a saying about this; it's not good to have your fortune told.

But at this moment, she still counted on her fingers.

Then he was stunned.

"A child is really coming..."