Yu-Gi-Oh! Fourseasons

On Long Dou's side.

What he faced was similar to what You Dong faced—a typical home for a shut-in.

A chubby boy is playing a game at the computer desk.

"Um, who are you?" Long Dou asked, completely bewildered.

The chubby boy answered simply, "Lazy."

Long Dou's lips twitched—this person truly lived up to his name!

"Shall we duel?" Long Dou suddenly felt he could find an opening.

Laziness still decided to be 24: "No need, just go ahead. I'll open the door for you after I finish this game. Have a seat first."

Dragon Fight: ...

Suddenly, Sloth stood up from his chair and unfolded the Duel Disk.

Long Dou was confused again: "Didn't we say we didn't want to duel?"

Lazy looked helpless: "I want to slack off too, but my husband doesn't seem to allow it."

Long Dou: "Then why don't you just end the duel quickly in the top left corner later?"

Lazy: "I want to too, but my heartless boss won't let me."

Dragon Fight: ...

"Duel!" x2

Laziness: "Give me the first strike, I'll try to finish this quickly. My turn."

"I set a monster face-down, then set a card face-down, and end my turn."

Long Dou: "Dude, you're way too lazy!"

Laziness yawned: "I was originally planning to have the stadium empty."

Dragon Fight: ...

2 Lazy Hands, 1 Front Row, 1 Back Row, 8000 Life Points, 0 Graveyard, 0 Banished.

Long Dou: "My turn, draw a card!"

"I set the [Earth Lizard] to the pendulum scale."

"I activate the effect of [Earth Lizard] to Special Summon [Forest Lizard] from my Deck."

"I activate the Spell Card [Pendulum Draw] from my hand, destroy one card in my Pendulum Zone, and draw two cards. I destroy [Earth Lizard] and draw two cards."

"I set the pendulum scale for [Card Draw Gecko] at scale 2 and [Magic Rabbit] at scale 8!"

Pendulum Summon!

"[Dragon Armor Beast Earth Lizard]!"

"[Dragon Armor Beast - King Dragon]!"

"[Dragon Armor Beast Silver Armor Wolf]!"

"When you control three or more [Dragon Beast] monsters, you can Special Summon [Sword King Dragon] from your Deck."

"I've set up Link Arrows on the [Sword King Dragon], [Forest Lizard], and [Earth Lizard] on the field! Come forth! The circuit to the pinnacle! The summoning condition is two or more Dragon-type [Dragon Armor Beast] monsters!"

"O divine sword that absorbs souls in the underworld, grant power to the dragon! Link Summon! Link 3! [Dragon Beast Sword King Dragon Corpse]!"

"I've set up a link between [Ghoul] and [Silver Wolf]! Come forth! Circuit to the pinnacle! Summoning conditions: two or more [Dragon Beast] monsters, including the link monster!"

"Wild winds, transform into sharp blades and cut through the obstacles before you! Link Summon! Link 5! [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Plasma Wind Blade]!"

"I activate the effect of [Draw Gecko], destroy [Magic Rabbit] in the Pendulum Zone, and draw one card."

"I activate the Spell Card [Pendulum Fusion] from my hand, select a face-up Pendulum Monster from my Extra Deck and return it to the bottom of the Deck to perform a Fusion Summon!"

"I'm returning [Sword King Dragon], [Magic Rabbit], and [Forest Lizard] to the bottom of the deck!"

"O eternally burning crimson flame, burn the meteorite iron from outer space and forge a holy sword! Fusion Summon! [Dragon Beast Sword King Dragon Sword Forging]!"

"I usually summon [Machine Lion]."

"I'm adjusting the star rating of the level 1 [Machine Lion] and the level 9 [Sword Forger]!"

"O dragon slumbering in the abyss, draw your demonic sword and sever the causality! Synchro Summon! Level 10! [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Seven Star Dragon Abyss]!"

"[Sword Forging] effect activated, this card is placed in the Pendulum Zone. Simultaneously, Special Summon this monster from the Extra Deck—"

"Eternally burning heavenly fire, cling to the blade, and be drawn for your beloved! Heavenly fire, unsheath! [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Heavenly Fire Judgment]!"

"[Seven Star Dragon Abyss] effect activated, equip this card with [Magic Rabbit] and [Gun King Dragon] from the Extra Deck."

"[Seven Star Dragon Abyss]'s attack power has increased to 4100."

"I activate the effect of [Heavenly Judgment], equipping two [White Winged Dragons] from my Deck to this monster. This monster's ATK increases to 5600!"

"Advance to the combat tier!"

"[Plasma Wind Blade] Attack the monster it covers!"

A cryptic smile appeared on his lazy, obese face, and then he waved his hand: "Bow down before the sublime power of the Seven Deadly Sins!"

"Trap Card [Divine Shield - Mirror Force] activated!"

A strong white light spread out, and despite the three sword-wielding dragons' desperate attempts to escape, they were still swallowed up by the white light!

Long Dou: "Hey! Didn't we agree to just coast along and do nothing?"

Lazy: "Yeah. But there's no reason not to use a card that's already been stamped."

Dragon Fight: ...

"Well, I was too naive. I'll set a card face down, and end my turn."

Dragon Fighting hand 0, front row 0, back row 3, life points 8000, graveyard 3, banished 0.

2 Lazy Hands, 1 Front Row, 0 Back Row, 8000 Life Points, 1 Graveyard, 0 Banished.

Lazy: "My turn, draw a card."

"I will reverse the monster I've covered."

The card is flipped over; it is [The Seven Deadly Sins: The Debtor].

[Seven Deadly Sins: The Debtor], Attribute: Dark, Level 4, Effect Monster, Spectral: Fiend, Attack: 1300, Defense: 0.

"I activate the effect of [Seven Deadly Sins - The Wrongdoer] in my hand, and Tribute 1 face-up monster on my field. Special Summon this monster from my hand. I Tribute [The Debtor]."

[Seven Deadly Sins - The One Who Failed], Attribute: Dark, Level 5, Effect Monster, Fiend-Type, Attack 1700, Defense 0.

"[The Mistake] can be used as two monsters when they are released."

"I Tribute the two [Faulty Ones] on the field to Special Summon this monster from my hand—"

"Humans are not plants or trees; since they have feelings, they are guilty! Let the shadow of sloth devour all things! Level 10! [Seven Deadly Sins Dragon - Sloth Dragon]!"

[Seven Deadly Sins Dragon - Sloth Dragon], Attribute: DARK, Level 10, Effect/Special Summon, Fiend, ATK 4000, DEF 0.

"I activate the effect of [Sloth Dragon] once per turn: banish one [Seven Deadly Sins] monster from my Graveyard and inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's Level x 800! I banish [The Mistake] and inflict 4000 damage to you!"

The [Lazy Dragon] flapped its wings, and a black current surged out, sweeping across the dragon's body and leaving several marks of corrosion!

Seeing this, Long Dou quickly took off his coat and threw it away!

Laziness: "Alright, it's time to end this duel. I need to hurry back to my game; today is the Abyss settlement day."

"Advance to the combat tier!"

"[Sloth Dragon] Attack directly!"

Long Dou opens his face-down card: "I open my face-down card - Trap Card [The Thirteenth Sword of the Fire Dragon]. When the opponent launches a direct attack, I pay half of my Life Points to negate that attack, and then add one [Dragon Beast Sword King Dragon Savior Sword] to my hand."

[Dragonite Sword King Dragon Savior Sword], Attribute: Light, Level 12, Effect/Special Summon/Pendulum Monster, Dragon-Type, Scale 13, ATK: 0, DEF: 0.

Laziness: "What a hassle. My turn is over."

Dragon Fighting hand 1, front row 0, back row 2, life points 2000, graveyard 4, banished 0.

1 Lazy Hands, 1 Front Row, 0 Back Row, 8000 Life Points, 1 Graveyard, 1 Banished.

“Hey, I’m telling you,” Long Dou suddenly laughed, “that crappy game you play is so grindy and pay-to-win, it’s impossible for it to bring you any joy.”

Lazy replied, "I think so too. Playing games is just a way to kill time."

Long Dou: "It's exactly what I guessed. I played that game too. I meant the first half of that, but the second half—"

"That's a lie."

"I'm so tired, I need to shake!"

"I activate the effect of [Draw Gecko], destroy [Sword Forging] in the Pendulum Zone, and draw one card."

"I activate the effect of [The Thirteenth Sword of the Fire-Chasing Dragon] in my Graveyard, pay half of my Life Points, banish this card from my Graveyard, discard all cards in my hand, and Special Summon 1 [Savior's Sword] from my hand as a Pendulum Summon. [Savior's Sword] summoned by this effect gains ATK and DEF equal to the number of cards discarded x 100!"

"Brahma and all beasts, bestow this sword, karmic demons plunge into the abyss, save the world—draw the sword! Pendulum Summon! Level 12! [Dragon Beast Sword King Dragon Savior Sword]!"

"When the effect of [Savior Sword] is activated, if this monster is successfully Pendulum Summoned, pay half of your Life Points and equip this card with as many face-up [Sword King Dragon] cards as possible from your Extra Deck!"

"The first one, [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon]!"

"The second one, [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Plasma Wind Blade]!"

"The third one, [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Seven Star Dragon Abyss]!"

"The fourth one, [Dragon Armor Beast Sword King Dragon Heavenly Fire Judgment]!"

"[Savior's Sword]'s effect activates once per turn: Place Fire Counters on this card equal to the Level, Rank, and Arrow count of the monster equipped to this monster. That is, place forty Fire Counters on [Savior's Sword]!"

"For every thirteen Fire Chasing Markers the [Savior Sword] has, its attack power increases by 1000! That means the [Savior Sword]'s attack power increases by 5000!"

Laziness: "Looks like this is going to be another long battle."

Long Dou smiled and said, "Don't worry! I'll resolve this as soon as possible so you can go back to playing games in peace!"

"Advance to the combat tier!"

"[Savior Sword] Attack [Sloth Dragon]!"

"[Savior Sword]'s effect activates: Remove all thirteen Fire Chaser Counters from this card, then attack once more!"

"[Savior Sword] Attack directly!"

"A sword that will save the world!"

Laziness: "That's it? Sigh! I'll pass with an empty field next round, so hurry up."

Long Dou: "I won't trouble you. The effect of [Savior Sword] can only be used once per turn."

"Remove the thirteen fire-chasing indicators, [Savior Sword] attacks directly!"

"A sword that will save the world!"

Laziness basically wipes out your points to zero!

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Original Card Encyclopedia.

[Seven Sins Dragon - Sloth Dragon], Attribute: DARK, Level 10, Effect/Special Summon, Fiend-Type, Effect: This monster cannot be Normal Summoned. 1. Tribute two Level 5 or higher monsters on the field to Special Summon this monster from your hand. 2. When this monster is Special Summoned, destroy all monsters your opponent controls with lower ATK than this monster. 3. Once per turn, banish one [Seven Sins] monster from your Graveyard; inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's Level x 800. ATK: 4000, DEF: 0.

[Dragon Beast Sword King Dragon Savior Sword], Attribute: LIGHT, Level 12, Effect/Special Summon/Pendulum Monster, Dragon-Type, Scale 13, Effect: This monster cannot be Normal Summoned. 1. When this monster is Pendulum Summoned, pay half your Life Points to equip this card with as many face-up [Sword King Dragon] monsters as possible from your Extra Deck. 2. Once per turn, place Fire Counters on this card equal to the Level, Rank, and Arrow count of the monsters equipped to this monster. 3. This card gains 1000 ATK for every thirteen Fire Counters on it. 4. Remove thirteen Fire Counters from this card; this monster can attack once more. 5. At the end of this turn, remove all Fire Counters from this card. ATK: 0, DEF: 0.

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