Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

Nezha's idea is very simple.

When she first met Lu Yu, she treated him like a pet, and it even escalated to the point where she wanted to steal him...

Although it was a big misunderstanding, Nezha was also very glad that he had made such a friend.

So, Xiao Zha Zha, who was really brain-dead, really wanted to know if anyone else had been as embarrassed as him.

At the same time, he was also quite curious about how this boy, whom Lu Yu said was very similar to him, knew her.

Shen Qingzhu: Damn it, this wave is coming for me!

He calmed himself down and inadvertently glanced at one of the main characters in the conversation, who was trying hard to suppress his laughter. He immediately felt calmer.

Shen Qingzhu snorted: "The first time I met her, she was covering her eyes... At that time, I thought she was blind and in trouble, and I wanted to help an innocent girl. Who would have thought..."

Who knew that at first he thought Lu Yu was a pitiful little girl, and he tried his best to be gentle in front of her, afraid of scaring the little girl!

So this is what they really are like!

Shen Qingzhu gritted her teeth and glared at the slightly guilty little brat.

"It's all an act! She's not blind at all!"

Everyone looked over, their faces full of mockery.

Lu Yu whistled, his eyes darting around: "Whoa~~"

Have no idea……

Who says arrogant guys earn the most points from empty boasting?

"Ahem... It seems the handsome young man and Lu Yu, the dispatcher, had an interesting first meeting..."

Shan Xue came out laughing, looking somewhat helplessly at Nezha, who was already gloating incessantly to the side.

"Alright, alright, shall we begin the dare?"

Shen Qingzhu nodded with a stern face:

"My dare is... to wear women's clothing..."

Nezha, who was still chuckling, was left bewildered: "???"

What the hell?

Upon hearing this, Lu Yu couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Pfft, hahahaha..."

Little Zha Zha, you've finally met your match!

Hahahaha...

The comments section was filled with laughter at this moment:

[Hahaha... The handsome young man was saying "Hehe" one second, and then "No more hehe" the next.]

[Does it feel like they're hurting each other? Why do I feel like even speaking the truth is considered showing mercy?]

However, I don't think it would look strange at all if this handsome young man with long hair wore women's clothing...

Wow... Sister in front, now that you mention it, it actually looks pretty good in my mind...

"...Wait, I haven't finished yet..."

Shen Qingzhu looked at Lu Yuxiao and smiled back:

"...Wear women's clothes and dance with Lu Yu."

Lu Yu's face went blank, and she looked up in a daze: "Huh? Me?"

I was just eating some melon seeds, wasn't I?

How did the fire end up on me?

[Because you were too gloating.]

The speaker sounded somewhat helpless.

[You should at least tone down your smile in front of everyone...]

You've broadcasted this live to a nationwide audience...

Why does it seem like the little girl became even sillier after she became a god?

Lu Yu complained, "I really didn't do anything..."

Nezha was no longer angry. Realizing that he wasn't the only one suffering, and that his mischievous friend was going to suffer too, he felt refreshed: "Alright, Lu Yu! Let me go change my clothes!"

It was as easy as going to get a glass of water, without the slightest bit of effort.

Lu Yu: Waaaaah... Please love me again! Don't treat me like this...

No one cared about her sadness; only Nuwa patted the little girl's shoulder with a sense of relief and sighed, "The little deer has grown up too..."

As Shan Xue listened to Nuwa's reflections, she was unknowingly touched.

and many more!

its not right!

Shan Xue came to her senses and looked at Nuwa with a puzzled expression.

Why did she feel an irresistible urge to go up and call out a certain pronoun?

Nuwa seemed to have noticed her gaze as well, and looked over. The red mark at the corner of her eye seemed like a mark, reflecting a strange tenderness in Shan Xue's eyes.

"what happened?"

Hearing Nuwa's concerned voice, Shan Xue finally came to her senses and shook her head:

"I just feel that you're very approachable, miss..."

I really want to call you Mom...

Nuwa smiled but remained silent.

Nezha came out not long after changing his clothes.

For a traitor who spends all his time fighting in a lotus-patterned outfit, wearing a skirt is no big deal; he can just treat it like a pair of pants without slits.

But when the boy, still a little shy, came before them, Nezha's mischievous friends couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Among them, Gojo Satoru laughed the most happily, even taking photos with his phone without any attempt to hide it.

"...Little Zha Zha...we're just saying...is there a possibility...you're wearing them backwards?"

Lu Yu held back her tears of laughter and poked at Nezha's skirt.

Nezha raised an eyebrow: "Upside down? This skirt has a front and a back?"

He was wearing a halter top, but the pattern on his skirt, which should have been facing forward, was turned away from them.

Helpless, Lu waited for Nezha to change back and come out, and the two looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Little Zha Zha! My sneaky big chicken!"

Lu Yu grabbed Nezha's hand and, with a practiced and professional dance move, his eyes filled with the bond between close friends, directly illuminating the deep friendship of a certain ninja village:

"You jump! I jump!"

Nezha: "???"

Which region's bird language is this?

Lin Qiye watched the two of them jumping around like chickens for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. He looked at the speaker who had appeared beside him at some unknown time:

"Lu Yu can't dance?"

The speaker awkwardly touched his nose:

"A little bit……"

"Ouch! Lu Yu! Did you step on my foot on purpose?!"

After Nezha's toes were stepped on by Lu Yu for the nth time, he couldn't take it anymore and chased after Lu Yu the very next second after Lu Yu ran away:

"You wait for me!"

The speaker: "..."

Okay, not even a little bit...

"She... knows martial arts."

The speaker silently tried to save face for the deer.

Lin Qiye: "Hehe."

So, you can practice martial arts, but you can't practice dancing...

...............

The game of Truth or Dare went very smoothly.

This includes not only the well-known performance artist Mr. Daji, who repeatedly harassed Lu Yu under the guise of truth-telling, but also the righteous punishment brought by the [Nightfall] team;

Lin Qiye was asked to sing, and he almost used Bragi's Divine Ruins. If Fuxi hadn't sealed his Divine Ruins with a Bagua Plate, otherwise...

A song called "The Fog" can fill the entire room with fog, and the live stream can seamlessly transition into a science program.

However, when Gojo Satoru and Shika both drew Truth or Dare, the fake father and daughter exchanged a glance.

We've seen each other's eyes; we're destined to sabotage each other.

Shiro directly read out the true words that Gojo Satoru wanted to say:

"Wu, are you the culprit who replaced Jie's hair gel with hair dye a few days ago?"

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

Xia Youjie smiled deathly: "...Oh? Wu, I didn't expect the real culprit to be right next to me..."

Using that special "hair gel" from Wutiao Wu, Xia Youjie successfully turned himself into a green-haired man.

"For the sake of my dead hair, Satoru, let's do it!"

Gojo Satoru leaped to the opposite side of Natsuyu Jie: "Lu-chan! You're so mean!!"

Lu Yu: "Hehe~~"

After playing around, Gojo Satoru covered his head, which was swollen with a bump, with tears welling up in his eyes.

"How could Deer-chan treat my dear old man like this..."

Lu Yu: "Because Wu is the strongest!"

Gojo Satoru was successfully comforted.

"So, what about my grand adventure?"

Seeing eyes that were exactly like his own, Gojo Satoru suddenly fell silent.

Lu Yu tilted his head: "Understood?"

"...Although I still selfishly want to have Lu-chan all to myself, I know...that's impossible...so please give each of us a most sincere hug, Lu-chan."

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment.

Embrace?

Everyone?

Looking around, the girl suddenly realized that more and more people were gathering around her.

Nuwa leaned against Fuxi, and the untainted god descended to the mortal realm for his wife;

Although Nezha said he was disgusted, he still honestly stroked the little Di Ting's fur several times.

Luo Hou was worried that Lu Yu would complain, so he barely managed to suppress his urge to cause trouble. As a result, he kept drinking water because the hot pot was so spicy.

Tongtian stole his elder brother's immortal fruit and brazenly ate it, which led to his crime being exposed. Laozi and Yuanshi then scolded him by the ear...

Lin Qiye and Shen Qingzhu were complaining to each other about just how absurd their first impressions of Lu Yu were, but then they suddenly fell silent...

After drinking a cup of celestial wine, Jialan's mind was a complete blank. She just stared blankly at the ceiling. If Jiang Er hadn't stopped her, she might have even tried to touch it...

An Qingyu sat there quietly, watching Fatty and Cao Yuan play rock-paper-scissors; the loser had to eat a bite of a small chili pepper...

...............

Everyone was around her.

This time, the girl's new beginning is no longer a solitary experience...

As the camera gradually focused on the girl's deep blue eyes, only a fleeting glimmer was seen.

Dinner was drawing to a close, and as Shan Xue began to bid farewell to the live broadcast—

Lu Yu gently hugged the person in front of her, her voice slightly choked with emotion:

"I am truly happy right now..."

so……

Mom and Dad...

And Grandpa, I'm still going to be happy...

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A new side story starts tomorrow, and the content might be a little different from what you're expecting~~ Hehe~~ OOC is the author's fault~~