Slayer of Gods: I lied; I became the agent of the Nine Gods.

The three boys carrying shopping bags had already entered the kitchen, where each of them had a clear division of labor, washing the vegetables and arranging them on plates.

Shan Xue followed Lu Yu into the house, where there were still quite a few people chatting in the living room.

The young man with a golden mark on his forehead, dressed in a golden ancient robe, gave a casual glance that made one want to kneel down.

Ten tiny, golden birds were perched beside him, curled up in their nest, their eyes glued to the cartoon playing on the television.

The icy beauty, who had been as pure and aloof as a mountain snow, softened upon seeing the young girl, a slight smile curving her lips: "You're back..."

"Teacher Taiyi, you brought the Tenth Prince for a walk again? I'm telling you... they're too young to watch too much TV... be careful they don't become cross-eyed!"

Taiyi's eyes widened slightly, and he actually believed it: "Then let's turn off the TV..."

Having succeeded in his wicked scheme, Lu Yu glanced at the chicks who dared not speak out against their anger.

Live it!

Last time, she poked a hole in the fallen angel feather robe that she had painstakingly made for Zhou Ping, which forced her to ask Tongtian to catch Lucifer and pluck his feathers again...

Now that you're restricted from revealing your true form in the human world, then you might as well be a little chick and let me bully you!

Ten Princes: Uncle! Can't you see through this swindler's true colors?! You can't just blindly follow the crowd when you're playing the Golden Crow!

"Hey! Little Deer, I've taken good care of the 'newborn' you left with me before... I just happened to bring it over for you this time..."

When Tongtian, who was sitting opposite Taiyi, saw Luyu return, he turned his back and fumbled around for a while, and then, in full view of everyone, he pulled out a long sword.

Shan Xue instinctively stepped back: "!!!"

Wait a minute! How did they pull that out?!

This is wrong!

Then, she truly noticed the young saint who had handed her the snow-white longsword, and the ethereal fairy Yunxiao following behind him—

Shan Xue froze on the spot, feeling like her brain's CPU was about to burn out.

Holy crap! What kind of paradise is this for people who are obsessed with good looks?

At this very moment, the number of comments also increased exponentially:

"Mom! I think I've seen my ideal world!"

Get out of my way! That's mine!

[Forget everything else! Family! I need all the information about the guy with the sword! And the guy with the gold collar and double ponytails! They're both my long-lost husbands!]

[Get out of my way! That's clearly my husband, and I have a child with him!]

[Calm down, everyone! These two don't look like adults! This is illegal! Ladies, pull your underwear back in!]

[I'm not arguing with you guys, my little sister likes her brother and wants the contact information of that handsome guy next to him!!! What an adorable little thing! He's surrounded by all sorts of fluffy things! Look! Handsome guy and cute creatures together, it's so cute!!!]

[The middle-aged man in white sitting next to that young man holding the sword is also quite handsome, isn't he? He looks like the composed, mature type!!!]

[It exudes a sense of composure! Isn't that great?]

Am I the only one who noticed the handsome guy in black squatting by the sofa? Doesn't he look good too? I'm taking him away, and none of you can take him!

[Family members, am I the only one who's taken a liking to the older sister standing behind the handsome guy? Sister! Give me a harem membership!]

Putting everything else aside, today I'm genuinely envious of Shan Xue.

[Envy +1]

[Envy +2]

【Envy+】

[Envy + Phone Number]

……

Shan Xue was also envious of herself. Had she stepped in dog poop today? Otherwise, how could she have encountered such an amazing dinner party?

At that moment, the boy with the tuft of hair on his head stared in a certain direction: "Bai Ze!!! You're already here! Why are you still hiding?"

Before Shan Xue could react, she looked in the direction the boy was pointing—

A young man wearing a white fluffy coat sat on the edge of the second-floor railing with his legs up, looking as if he was about to jump down at any moment.

"I was invited by Little Deer, so I can go wherever I want! Besides... if you want me to come down, you have to promise me first! You don't mind me telling your master about you sneaking food at night last time!"

Nezha gritted his teeth. This Bai Ze!

It’s really annoying!

"Lu Yu, why did you invite him! Last time he reported me, he reported you too!"

Lu Yu: "..."

oops……

Can we please not argue with mythical beasts?

They're not even human, but at least you, Xiao Zha Zha, are human, right...?

Ou Ba, the true tyrant, snorted, but was ultimately forced back into his seat by Lu Yu.

Lu Yu took the "new life" handed to him by Tongtian, fiddled with it for a moment, and suddenly a question mark appeared on his mind:

Why is there an extra gold thread?

Even Tongtian glared and snorted:

"It's all because of those two bastards in the West! They said the water-repelling pearl was a little damaged, so they soaked it in their pool for a while, and then they washed it all over again! This is clearly the weapon I gave you! Now it just looks disgusting!"

Lu Yu sighed, "Oh dear... don't be upset, those two from the West have already suffered enough... they even went to India to spread their faith..."

Upon reflection, Tongtian realized that this was indeed the case.

The Western Church has been extremely busy with its missionary work lately, so it naturally couldn't participate in this event. Thinking of this, he was immediately delighted.

At this time, Shan Xue was still outwitting the live stream audience. Because there were enough people, the game was decided to be the most widely played "Truth or Dare".

Everyone sat around the hot pot, enjoying the spicy food, when Shan Xue pulled out a bamboo tube.

"Ta-da! This is our game for today: Truth or Dare!"

This bamboo tube contains two sticks with patterns on the bottom; the rest are ordinary sticks. The white pattern represents truth, and the black pattern represents dare.

The person who draws the truth question must answer the question posed by the person who draws the dare question.

The person who draws "Truth" must fulfill the request made by the person who drew "Truth."

One by one, everyone drew their own lot, and after they had everything in hand...

Seeing Shen Qingzhu and Nezha holding white and black slips respectively, Shan Xue couldn't wait to find out what the two handsome men were thinking.

Shen Qingzhu looked at the young immortal who had appeared randomly in the training camp and didn't know what to say for a moment.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally decided to let Nezha ask the question first.

Nezha, who was happily munching on a shrimp paste, quickly swallowed his food upon hearing the request, looked up at Shen Qingzhu, and spoke without the slightest hesitation:

"Want to know what your first meeting with Lu Yu was like?"

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Nezha: Can't I be the only one who mistook Lu Yu for a tiger and wanted to take her home to raise when I first saw her?

No way, no way!

There will definitely be others who embarrass themselves!! (Confident)