Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

At that moment, most of the prisoners in the canteen surrounded Qin Yu and his companions menacingly, their expressions extremely fierce.

Especially Wang Tianba and Li Tianlong, who were looking at Qin Yu with such hatred that they wanted to devour him alive!

They will never forget the humiliation of being forced to kneel down and call themselves "shameful dogs" yesterday!

Faced with this situation, Qin Yu, the person involved, calmly ate the fried dough stick in his hand.

Seeing Qin Yu's arrogant attitude of completely disregarding them, Wang Tianba was so angry that he laughed and slapped the fried dough stick in Qin Yu's hand to the ground.

"Damn it! Since you like eating so much, then lie down on the ground and eat it, hahaha!"

Upon hearing this, the surrounding prisoners burst into laughter.

Qin Yu sighed softly, somewhat helplessly, and turned to look at Wang Tianba, asking with some curiosity:

"I find this strange. Didn't I scold you enough yesterday? How dare you come here and court death?"

"Hehe, I'm going to the Gobi Desert now."

Wang Tianba seemed to have heard something extremely funny, and couldn't help but sneer:

"If I hadn't been wary of the gun you had yesterday, do you think I, a grown man, would have been afraid of a weakling like you?"

"Now that your gun has been confiscated, tell me, what do you have left?"

"What are you anyway?"

As he spoke, Wang Tianba rolled up his sleeves, ready to give this little brat a good beating to avenge yesterday's humiliation.

Jiang Xiaoling and Zhang Xiaoming, who were standing nearby, exchanged a glance and prepared to seize the opportunity to launch a sneak attack, but Qin Yu stopped them.

Qin Yu elegantly picked up a tissue, wiped his mouth, and slowly stood up.

"You're right, but what makes you think I don't have any other guns?"

Before the words had even finished,

Qin Yu pulled a pistol from his pocket and pressed it against Wang Tianba's forehead.

"..."

Wang Tianba's smile froze instantly, and his outstretched hand stopped in mid-air.

The surrounding prisoners were also shocked and dumbfounded upon seeing this.

Wasn't all the guns in this kid's hand confiscated?

Why is there still one?!

Li Tianlong's lips twitched, but he forced himself to remain calm and coldly shouted:

"Don't panic, everyone. It's just a small pistol with only a few bullets. There are so many of us, why should we be afraid of it!"

"Damn it, Li Tianlong, of course you're not afraid, because it's not you who's being pointed at with a gun!" Wang Tianba cursed, his forehead creased with anger.

Immediately, he looked at Qin Yu with a fawning smile:

"Big brother, I was actually acting with you just now. I played a reckless, extremely stupid, and treacherous character. How was it, big brother? My acting was pretty good, right?"

"Oh, you're acting."

Qin Yu raised an eyebrow slightly, and patted the other person's cheek with a smile:

"Then how about you act like a little piglet, lie on the ground and eat that fried dough stick on the ground for me?"

"Okay, okay!"

Wang Tianba nodded hurriedly, then obediently lay down on the ground, grunted like a pig, and began to eat the fried dough stick that had fallen to the ground.

At this moment, the surrounding prisoners fell silent once again.

Does this mean they'll really have to obediently submit to these few thugs?

"Hmph! Wang Tianba may be afraid of you, but I'm not!"

Just then, Li Tianlong suddenly snorted coldly:

"You just have a beat-up pistol, do you really think you're invincible?"

Before he could finish speaking, Qin Yu silently pulled a small rocket launcher out of his pocket.

Everyone:? ? ?

Damn, are you Doraemon?

How the hell can you pull anything out of your pocket?!

Li Tianlong was completely dumbfounded and stood frozen in place.

As for the pistol, he could try to dodge it using the superior physical abilities granted by his Martial Marquis Realm cultivation.

So, rocket launcher,

He truly had no chance to resist at all...

Li Tianlong slowly clenched his fists, his eyes turning extremely cold, and he growled in a low voice:

"You forced me to do this!"

The next moment, he took a deep breath and suddenly shouted:

"Sir, where is the sir?! Someone here is illegally carrying weapons of mass destruction, come and deal with this immediately!"

Li Tianlong unleashed his final, deadly move.

Tell tales!

"..."

Soon, several prison guards ran over with serious expressions.

Who is carrying weapons of mass destruction?

"it's him!"

Li Tianlong pointed decisively at Qin Yu, his face showing a hint of grievance.

In prison, everyone's fighting hand-to-hand, and you're the one pulling out a gun, even a rocket launcher!

Is this reasonable?

This is unreasonable!

Upon hearing this, the prison guard also noticed the rocket launcher in Qin Yu's hand. His brows furrowed immediately, and he was about to issue a stern reprimand when...

But the next moment,

Suddenly, the voice of Warden Wang Hai came through the earpiece.

"Ignore it, just pretend you didn't see it."

Upon hearing the voice coming through the headset, the prison guard initially thought he was hallucinating.

Uh huh huh? ? ?

This kid's holding a rocket launcher, and you're telling me to ignore him?!

This is even more outrageous than a security guard watching a deliveryman rush into a residential compound!

The prison guard stood there stunned for a good ten seconds before finally snapping out of it and shaking his head in bewilderment.

He then warned everyone not to cause trouble, and then prepared to turn around and leave.

Li Tianlong was stunned when he saw this, and quickly grabbed the prison guard:

"No, sir, you haven't confiscated the rocket launcher from his hand yet."

"Rocket launcher? Where's the rocket launcher? I don't see it." The prison guard looked around and asked with a puzzled expression.

"???"

Li Tianlong's pupils widened instantly, and he froze for a moment.

That kid was carrying such a huge rocket launcher on his shoulder, and you're saying you didn't see it?!

Is it your left eye that's wrong, or your right eye?!

How can you lie through your teeth like that?

"No, sir, the rocket launcher is on that kid's shoulder, can't you see it?"

Li Tianlong pointed anxiously at the rocket launcher on Qin Yu's shoulder, almost crying with worry.

However, the prison guard just grinned widely, shook his head, and said:

"did not see it."

Li Tianlong: "..."

"Alright, if you keep messing around like this, I'll lock you in a dark room so you can reflect on your actions!"

The prison guard gave Li Tianlong a stern reprimand, then strode away.

All that was left were a group of prisoners who were completely bewildered.

By now, they understood perfectly well that the young man in front of them had made some kind of dirty, secret deal with the prison guards.

Thinking this, the prisoners no longer hesitated. They all knelt down with a thud, clasped their hands in front of them, and said in unison:

"Brother, please calm down. We were all forced into this by those treacherous Wang Tianba and Li Tianlong. Only you are our good brother!"

Li Tianlong & Wang Tianba: "..."

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