Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

At six o'clock in the morning, in the underground prison area,

A piercing whistle instantly echoed throughout the entire prison area, jolting all the prisoners in their cells awake. Without a word, they hurriedly got out of bed, dressed, and folded their blankets.

They only had two and a half minutes to get up and get ready.

If you don't finish within the allotted time, you won't get any food for the rest of the day.

Having already lived in prison for more than half a month, Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling were already used to this routine and got up from bed quickly. Only Qin Yu covered his ears with both hands, buried his head in the quilt, and refused to get up.

"Qin Yu, get up quickly, there's not much time left."

Zhang Xiaoming reminded him.

However, Qin Yu ignored him and remained lying motionless on the bed.

I get up at six in the morning.

To him, what difference is there between this and killing him?

Seeing that Qin Yu still showed no signs of waking up, Zhang Xiaoming shook his head helplessly and said:

"Just a friendly reminder, if you don't get up within the designated time, you won't be allowed to eat for the rest of the day."

"What!?"

Qin Yu woke up instantly, sitting up abruptly in bed, his face full of disbelief.

"They don't let us eat for a whole day! This is worse than being a senior in high school!"

Qin Yu put his hands on his chin and sighed deeply, looking frustrated.

"I sleep at four and wake up at six. Even the King of Hell would praise my good health."

"You went to bed at four o'clock yesterday? Why?" Jiang Xiaoling, who had already made the bed, asked curiously after hearing Qin Yu's words.

"Just playing on my phone, what else can I do?" Qin Yu yawned lazily.

"Playing on your phone?!"

Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling were both taken aback: "Where did you get this phone, kid?"

Qin Yu pulled out his Huaxing Mate 600 Pro War Wolf Red flagship phone from his pocket, and said with a smug look on his face:

"I not only have a cell phone, I can also access the internet. Aren't you envious?"

Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling both couldn't help but twitch their lips: "Goodness, we're starting to suspect that you've got some kind of dirty, secret deal with Warden Wang Hai. How come you have everything?"

Just then, a prison guard walked slowly over from a distance and began to inspect each cell one by one.

"Oh no, the prison guards are coming soon. You haven't packed your things yet, you're not going to get any food today," Zhang Xiaoming said.

Qin Yu frowned immediately upon hearing this.

I'm already severely sleep-deprived, and if I don't eat anything today...

How can that be possible! ?

Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Zhang Jiahu, who was standing quietly beside his bed without saying a word. His eyes darted around, and he immediately smiled and said:

"Little fox."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiahu shuddered and quickly put on a fawning smile:

"Hey, Mr. Qin, what's up?"

"Hey, you ate all day yesterday, so aren't you hungry today?"

Zhang Jiahu: ? ? ?

Nima!

What do you mean by saying I'm not hungry today because I ate all day yesterday? What kind of absurd logic is that?

"Um... Mr. Qin, please just say what you have to say."

"Hey, it's nothing serious." Qin Yu grinned and waved his hand.

"I just wanted to discuss with you whether we could switch beds. You don't need to go to dinner today; I'll go for you. After all, I'm still an eighteen-year-old boy, and I'm still growing. If I don't eat for a day, my body won't be able to take it."

Zhang Jiahu's lips twitched suddenly.

Goodness, if you can't handle not eating for a day, then I can, right?

"Um, Qin Yu, then, can I refuse?"

"Of course, I'm just discussing it with you."

Qin Yu smiled kindly and said:

"But I'm the kind of person who gets irritable when I'm hungry, and when I'm irritable, I'm prone to hitting people, I..."

"Mr. Qin, stop talking! I agree!"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Jiahu nodded in agreement with a look of utter despair.

"Oh, how can this be so embarrassing."

Qin Yu scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly, then went to Zhang Jiahu's bedside without saying a word. Poor Zhang Jiahu could only obediently walk to Qin Yu's bedside.

Just then, a prison guard walked over and frowned upon seeing the extremely messy bed next to Zhang Jiahu.

Whose bed is this?

"Me, mine," Zhang Jiahu said, raising his hand with a look of utter despair.

The prison guard's face immediately turned cold, and he shouted:

"It's been so long, and you haven't even made your bed properly. This is outrageous! You're not eating today. Just stay here and reflect on your actions!"

Zhang Jiahu: "Okay 〒▽〒".

Soon, the prison guards finished checking all the cells and, after confirming that there were no abnormalities, blew their whistles again. Hundreds of prisoners then lined up in an orderly fashion and walked toward the canteen.

Both Wang Tianba and Li Tianlong turned around and glanced at Qin Yu, their eyes cold and filled with murderous intent.

The shame of yesterday will be avenged a hundredfold today!

Not only those two, but most of the other prisoners were also eager to teach these three little brats a lesson.

"Looks like we're in for a tough fight at breakfast later."

Feeling the malicious and cold gazes cast at the three of them by the surrounding prisoners, Zhang Xiaoming pushed up his glasses and his eyes narrowed suddenly.

With their guns confiscated, the prisoners naturally had no more scruples and were ready to attack them.

Jiang Xiaoling looked at Qin Yu beside her:

Do you have any other ideas now?

Qin Yu waved his hand calmly: "With a gun in hand, I'm not flustered."

"gun?"

Zhang Xiaoming and Jiang Xiaoling were both taken aback upon hearing this.

Weren't they all confiscated? Does this kid still have a gun?

……

Upon arriving at the cafeteria, Qin Yu and his group got their breakfast and then found an empty table to sit down.

During the meal, Qin Yu also told the two about his big plan for live-streaming e-commerce.

"I'm planning to do a live-streaming sales event in prison and I'd like to invite you two to join me. With our combined status as SSS-level guaranteed admission students from Teikyo University, plus the added hype of being locked up in prison, I guarantee the show will go viral and we'll make a killing."

"You two will each receive 5% of the revenue from each live-streaming sales session. How about it, are you two interested?"

Jiang Xiaoling and Zhang Xiaoming were both stunned upon hearing this.

Selling products via livestream from prison? Is that a solution any normal person would come up with?!

"Come on, that's ridiculous."

Jiang Xiaoling decisively waved her hand, and Zhang Xiaoming, who was standing to the side, also shook his head:

"Only a 5% return? That's not exciting."

"Well, I used to earn at least several hundred million yuan per live-streaming sales session. With the added hype of us guys in prison, I estimate I'll earn at least 10 billion yuan per session."

"..."

"What are you saying? We've already sworn brotherhood. You're our good elder brother, and your business is our business. Since you've asked, we have to help you!"

Jiang Xiaoling and Zhang Xiaoming clasped their hands in a fist salute at the same time and said in unison.

The three then began discussing the detailed script for their live-streaming sales event.

Just then, not far away, Wang Tianba and Li Tianlong suddenly led a large group of people to surround Qin Yu and his companions, their faces fierce as they said:

"Kid, shouldn't we settle the score for yesterday's grudge today?"