Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Oh~~~"

Li Zheng put down his phone and let out a long sigh.

These two little guys who have awakened SSS-level talents seem more and more abnormal than the other.

Li Zheng shook his head, placing his hopes on the last list.

"Hopefully this kid can be normal."

Clinging to a last glimmer of hope, Li Zheng dialed the number.

"Woof woof?"

(Do you deserve it?)

Qin Yu was still standing on the street arguing with the lapdog when the phone in his pocket rang.

He picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, who is it?"

"Is this Qin Yu? Hello, I am Li Zheng, the dean of the Department of Auxiliary Sciences at Imperial University."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu raised an eyebrow slightly and shook his head, saying:

"I don't believe you unless you give me 50 V first and see your strength."

"???"

Li Zheng's pupils suddenly widened. What kind of outrageous thought process is this?!

At this moment, Li Zheng already had a bad feeling, but he still forced a smile and said:

"Qin Yu is really humorous."

"Getting back to the point, I called you today to invite you to join our Support Department academy. What do you think...?"

"Woof woof?" (Are you worthy?)

However, before Li Zheng could finish speaking, a dog barked from the other end of the phone.

Li Zheng was immediately dumbfounded.

Dog, is the dog barking?

Li Zheng asked incredulously:

"Qin Yu, what are you barking about like a dog?"

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, saying:

"Sorry, I'm arguing with a dog right now. It's okay, you can continue talking."

"Arguing with a dog!???"

Li Zheng was dumbfounded, feeling a buzzing pain in his head, as if his CPU was about to overheat.

"You can pull it down."

Without saying a word, Li Zheng hung up the phone.

He was afraid that if he continued fighting, he would suffer a heart attack.

One is insatiable, one is a violent maniac, and the last one can even do something as outrageous as arguing with a dog!

"What the hell is all this nonsense?!"

Li Zheng held his forehead and rubbed his temples.

These three seem increasingly abnormal.

Their Imperial University didn't just recruit three geniuses, they recruited three lunatics...

At the same time, Qin Yu heard the other party hang up and pursed his lips speechlessly.

That person is so rude.

I was called out of nowhere, and then hung up out of nowhere. I'm speechless.

Qin Yu shook his head, then put his phone back in his pocket and continued arguing with the lapdog.

"Wang Wang!"

"Do you deserve it?"

"Wang Wang!"

"..."

The man and his dog stood under the blazing sun and sprayed each other for over an hour, until finally the pug couldn't take it anymore and gave up.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

(Dude, you're awesome! I've never admired anyone in my life, but you're someone I truly respect!)

Qin Yu, now displaying the arrogance of a victor, smiled contemptuously and said:

"You little brat, you think you can out-talk me with this little bit of skill? Go back to the Zaun region and train for a few more years."

The pug clasped its hands in a gesture of respect, then barked again:

"Wang Wang!"

(Dude, I'm giving you a friendly reminder because you're such a coward. It's about to pour rain, so you'd better hurry home or you'll get soaked.)

"Ok?"

Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this, and looked up at the clear blue sky.

"It's a perfectly sunny day, not a single cloud in the sky, how could it possibly rain?"

"You're not trying to trick me into leaving so you can take back this shady spot, are you?"

Qin Yu looked down at the lapdog in front of him and sneered:

"Little Blackie, I guessed it, didn't I?"

The pug rolled its eyes at him, looking utterly speechless.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

(Are you stupid? Don't you understand the logic that if a dog is soaking in water, it's going to rain?)

The pug, hot and sticking out its tongue, said again:

"Wang Wang Wang!"

(Fine, believe it or not, your brother's going to find a pool to take a shower now.)

After saying this, the pug quickly ran away, its short but agile limbs moving with incredible speed.

Watching the pug's departing figure, Qin Yu felt a sense of confusion.