Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Oh, so it's Dean Li. I've heard so much about you."

Upon hearing this, Li Zheng raised an eyebrow slightly, and then said with great interest:

"Oh? Do you know me?"

"I do not know."

The young boy said matter-of-factly, "I was just being polite, okay? You're supposed to be the dean, yet you don't even understand this basic social etiquette. It's truly speechless."

Li Zheng's lips twitched suddenly, and he gave a dry laugh, saying:

"Zhang is really humorous."

"Dean Li, just say what you need to say, I was just about to watch some erotic films."

"Exciting, erotic short films!?"

Li Zheng's expression suddenly froze, and he said in disbelief, "You watch this kind of stuff!?"

"What's wrong with looking at this?"

Zhang Xiaoming spread his hands, looking completely bewildered, and said:

"Dean Li, haven't you seen it?"

"puff!"

Li Zheng was so choked by those words that he spat out a mouthful of tea.

Nima!

Are Gen Z kids these days already talking this wildly?!

"Ahem, I did accidentally see it a few times when I was a kid."

Li Zheng spoke somewhat awkwardly, but he wasn't lying; he was telling the truth.

He knew that at times like this, he had to put aside his airs and connect with the locals to have a better chance of winning the kid's favor.

"However, Zhang, it's best to only watch this kind of thing occasionally. Don't get too addicted, or it will harm your health."

Li Zheng offered his earnest advice from the perspective of someone who had been through it all.

Zhang Xiaoming, however, smiled and waved his hand dismissively, saying:

"It's just watching Animal World, what's so addictive about it?"

"Animations, Animal World?" Li Zheng was completely dumbfounded.

"So the 'erotic short films' you're talking about are Animal World!?"

"Yes, what else did you think it was?"

"I……"

Li Zheng's expression suddenly froze, and he immediately stopped in Bengbu.

"I also imagined it to be the animal world."

Li Zheng chuckled awkwardly, then quickly changed the subject:

"Alright, let's not talk about that anymore. Zhang Xiaoming, since you've awakened a support-type talent, you should definitely join our support-type academy, right?"

"Not always."

Zhang Xiaoming decisively shook his head, then pushed up his round-framed glasses, a slightly sinister smile spreading across his face.

"Which college I ultimately choose to attend depends on which of the two colleges offers the higher price."

"bid!?"

Li Zheng was dumbfounded: "Didn't we already give you the highest-level SSS treatment?!"

Zhang Xiaoming smiled and shook his head:

"One thing at a time, that's a different price."

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoming rubbed his little hands together excitedly and said:

"So, Dean Li, how much money are you prepared to offer?"

"Don't worry, I don't ask for much. Just give me a hundred or two billion."

Upon hearing this, Li Zheng's lips twitched violently, and without saying a word, he hung up the phone.

Come on, this is getting more and more outrageous!

A hundred or eight billion? This kid is asking for the moon! He's asking for an outrageous price!

After all, he was the dean of a department at Imperial University.

How could one beg a student in such a lowly manner? That would be utterly disgraceful!

Li Zheng shook his head, then looked at the second list.

This is a little girl, she looks petite and cute, she shouldn't be as outrageous as the first brat.

Then he made a phone call.

"Hello, is this Jiang Xiaoling?"

Li Zheng smiled warmly once again.

"Yes, I am. Who are you?"

A cute and playful loli voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I am Li Zheng, the Dean of the Auxiliary Department at Imperial University. I cordially invite you to join our department. I wonder... Boom!!!"

However, before he could finish speaking, a deafening explosion came from the other end of the phone, followed by a string of curses.

"Damn it, this damn bird is really alert, we still couldn't hit it!"

“Fu*k! I f*** your mother's cunt, you damn big idiot ***&%￥@…”

Li Zheng: "..."

After a full half-minute of profanity, the Cybertronian language on the other end of the phone finally stopped, and the voice switched back to a cute and playful loli voice:

"Excuse me, Dean Li, I accidentally lost my composure just now. What were you about to say?"

Li Zheng's lips twitched slightly. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said somewhat awkwardly:

"What I meant was, would you be interested in joining our Support Department?"

"Don't worry, although you awakened a combat-type talent, our support-type academy has many talented individuals, and we guarantee it will be better for us than if you stayed in the combat-type academy!"

"Oh, well..."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiaoling stroked her chin and fell into deep thought.

Just then, the large bird that had flown away returned, its eyes seemingly filled with contempt and disdain, as if it were challenging her.

江小灵：(?6?5?2?6?2?6)

Jiang Xiaoling, with her fiery temper, couldn't hold back any longer and burst into a tirade.

"You fucking idiot, you dare to provoke me, huh?!"

A white halo suddenly appeared around Jiang Xiaoling's right fist, and then she threw a punch at the large bird circling overhead.

Click!

A crisp, resounding sound, like shattering glass, rang out. Fine cracks suddenly spread outwards from Jiang Xiaoling's fist, as if shattering space itself. A terrifying, destructive aura immediately followed!

Instantly, an incredibly violent shockwave shot out towards the large bird circling overhead.

Sensing the suffocating aura of destruction, the large bird cried out in fright and hurriedly flapped its wings, trying to escape.

However, the area of ​​damage this time covered almost the entire sky within a radius of several kilometers. The large bird hadn't even flapped its wings a few times before it was shattered into nothingness.

However, at the same time, due to excessive force, the surrounding ground began to tremble violently, and cracks spread out like a spider web, triggering a series of butterfly effects.

Trees snapped, rocks tumbled down, and all the beasts cried out in despair!

Some adventurer teams that were originally traversing the forest were also caught up in the chaos, and they were all shocked and exclaimed:

"Damn it! Another earthquake?!"

Jiang Xiaoling was startled by what she saw:

"Holy crap! I used too much force and caused trouble again!"

"Alright, old man, I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm going to run away now, we'll talk later!"

After hastily saying those words, Jiang Xiaoling hung up the phone and ran away.

Li Zheng: "..."

……

……

PS：这是我养的百兽之王—大老虎，大家看看威不威风(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)？