Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

In the end, Li Zhengjun reluctantly spent an extra two thousand yuan to have the canteen prepare more than a dozen more hearty dishes, which barely managed to quell the matter.

"Hey, Lao Li, you're really stingy."

Qin Yu sighed softly, then slipped a ten-yuan bill to the cafeteria manager and said:

"Bring us another plate of peanuts."

Li Zhengjun's lips twitched slightly.

What's wrong? Did your mouth and hands have a fight and separate?

You're really not ashamed at all to say that!

Afterwards, once all the dishes were served, everyone began to enjoy their meal.

Seeing the students enjoying themselves so much, Li Zhengjun couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion.

I never imagined that I would be teaching these students for almost half a year.

Before he came to teach, he never imagined that he would encounter a 'genius' student like Qin Yu.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but pat Qin Yu on the shoulder, and said with a sigh:

"Qin Yu, although I've always found you annoying, I'm actually a little sad to see you leave now."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was slightly taken aback, and immediately felt a surge of emotion:

"Old Li, I didn't expect you to be so reluctant to part with me. How about I stay with you at school for another six months?"

"It's not necessary!"

Li Zhengjun decisively shook his head and refused.

He might miss him, but if this kid tormented him for another six months, he absolutely couldn't take it.

Qin Yu curled his lip: "Hypocritical."

Then, he stood up again and addressed the crowd in a loud voice:

"Ahem, well, let me say a couple more things."

Upon hearing this, everyone tacitly put down their chopsticks.

It's not because of anything else, it's mainly because we ran out of food...

Qin Yu stood with his hands behind his back, looking quite triumphant, and said:

"Forty years ago, if you had funded a man named Ma Huateng, you would now be a shareholder of the Daxia Penguin Group, with a net worth easily exceeding 100 billion!"

"Thirty years ago, if you bought a house in Beijing, its value would be at least ten times higher now!"

"If you had been born into a better family twenty years ago, your grandfather would be the Great Xia Inspector now!"

Everyone listened to Qin Yu's eloquent speech with puzzled expressions, completely baffled as to what he was trying to say.

Qin Yu continued speaking at length:

"I'm saying all this just to tell you that in your lives you will encounter countless great opportunities that can change your destiny, but 99.999% of people will not be able to seize any of them!"

"But now, I'm going to tell you about a fantastic opportunity that can absolutely change your fate!"

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that can defy fate!?

Upon hearing this, everyone's spirits lifted instantly, and they all perked up their ears.

Qin Yu spoke with an arrogant expression:

"This great opportunity is... to invest in me!"

"Invest in you!?"

Upon hearing this, everyone was completely dumbfounded.

"That's right!"

Qin Yu smiled and nodded:

"Think about it, everyone. With my extraordinary talent and powerful background, my future is bright, and I will surely grow into a powerful figure who commands respect in the region!"

"I'm no longer just a potential stock, I'm a solid high-quality stock!"

"Invest 10 in me now, and when I achieve great success in the future, I will repay you tenfold or even a hundredfold. Just think about it, this is an investment that is guaranteed to make a fortune!"

While speaking passionately, Qin Yu suddenly pulled out a QR code for receiving payments.

"Anyone who wants to defy fate, scan the code and transfer 10 yuan to me now!"

"In this day and age, 10 yuan can't even buy a toilet in a fourth-tier city."

"But if you invest in me, ten years from now, I will return to you a luxurious 500-square-meter villa in the capital, as well as the connections of a rising general of the Great Xia Dynasty!"

"Understand the applause!"

Everyone: "..."

Goodness, no wonder this guy was so generous in treating them to dinner today.

So they're just trying to fleece them?!

Everyone stood up and silently left their seats.

"Hey, don't go! If 100,000 isn't enough, 50,000 will do!"

Qin Yu quickly stopped everyone and said:

"This is a golden opportunity for you to change your fate. If you don't seize it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!"

However, nobody paid any attention to him.

Soon, everyone in the cafeteria had left, leaving only a chubby boy still sitting in the same spot.

Seeing this, Qin Yu felt a sense of finding a kindred spirit, and couldn't help but pat the chubby boy on the shoulder, saying with a look of satisfaction:

"Zhang Xiaopang, I never thought that in the end, you were the one with the best judgment!"

"Don't worry, your decision to invest in me will be the best decision you've ever made!"

Zhang Xiaopang shook his head, scratched his head with a silly look on his face, and said:

"Brother Qin, you've misunderstood. My legs just went numb and I can't stand up."

Qin Yu: "..."

……

Qin Yu returned home looking dejected, plopped down on the living room sofa, and began to question the meaning of life.

I thought I could make a killing today by taking advantage of my guaranteed admission to Teikyo University.

But to my utter surprise, not a single leek came off!

"That doesn't make sense. Those self-help gurus can fool so many idiots, so why can't they fool a single one of me?"

Qin Yu pondered to himself, feeling that something had gone wrong.

Just then, my parents came out of the bedroom.

"Son's home! How did your exam go today?"

Qin Yu sighed softly and shook his head:

"Not ideal."

Qin's parents were taken aback upon hearing this, but immediately offered words of encouragement and comfort:

"It's okay, son. It's nothing to fail this exam. We still have the college entrance exam."

"Yes, son, back when your dad scored less than 300 points on the college entrance exam, your grandpa was so angry that he called me a 'good-for-nothing' for half a year. But so what? I'm still living a great life now, aren't I?"

Father Qin Xiaotian chuckled and patted Qin Yu on the shoulder:

"Son, don't worry. A real man can't handle this kind of thing."

"By the way, tell us how many points you got on the test, so we can have a good laugh."

Qin Yu glanced at him and said indifferently:

"That is, two and a half 'bucks'."

"Two and a half 'bastards'?"

The parents were stunned when they heard this, and they both started counting on their fingers to figure out how many points the two and a half "good-for-nothings" actually had.

The result was astonishing!

"Holy shit! You actually got over 700 points on the test!???"

……

……

P.S.: If anyone can answer this question, I'll kneel down and call them daddy!

Question: Xiaoming had 35 yuan. He lost 16 yuan and found 8 yuan. How much money did Xiaoming have originally?