Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Looking at the massive crowd surging in before him, Li Zhengjun was completely dumbfounded.

There are at least five hundred people here!

He quickly called Qin Yu, who was walking at the front, aside and whispered a reprimand:

"Don't go too far, kid. If I treat this many people to dinner, I'll go bankrupt. Get them back now!"

"Oh."

Qin Yu nodded, then took out a megaphone and spoke to the group that had joined in halfway:

"Guess what day it is today?"

Upon hearing this, everyone looked bewildered. Wasn't today just an ordinary Monday?

"Today is sixty days until April Fool's Day. To let everyone get a taste of the April Fool's Day atmosphere in advance, I just played a joke on you. Please don't take it seriously. Everyone should hurry back to where they came from."

Everyone:? ? ?

Holy crap, how could someone actually do something like that?!

"Qin Yu, you're just a parasite..."

A boy pointed at Qin Yu's nose and started cursing, but before he could finish his sentence, Qin Yu's gaze swept over him, his eyes carrying a threatening look.

"Huh? What are you trying to say?"

The boy instantly jolted awake, only then remembering that Qin Yu was a local bully in Jiangnan. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he stammered:

"I... I meant to say, you, you're a... a parasite!"

Everyone: "..."

You managed to make that sound plausible, you're a real genius!

Afterwards, everyone left, cursing and swearing, leaving only the students from the special training class and Class 5 of Senior Three behind.

"Old Li, you can surely afford to hire him now, right?"

Qin Yu looked at Li Zhengjun beside him and said.

Li Zhengjun nodded reluctantly.

Although the number of people was twice as many as previously estimated, with a budget of 500 yuan, it was still possible to treat these 50 or so people to a decent meal.

Then, about fifty people took their seats, each holding a glass of red wine filled with red iced tea, and began to chat and laugh.

They looked every bit the business elite attending a high-end cocktail party.

"have you eaten?"

"I've eaten, what about you?"

"Oh, what a coincidence, I ate it too."

"I'm eating instant noodles with pickled cabbage flavor, what are you eating?"

“I eat the same thing as you, but a bit more upscale, with an extra braised egg and a sausage.”

"..."

Just as everyone was exchanging pleasantries, Qin Yu suddenly stood up, coughed twice, and said loudly:

"Um, let me say a few words."

Upon hearing this, everyone turned their gaze towards him.

"First of all, I want to thank everyone for coming. Secondly, your presence is a favor to me, Qin. Then, the favor I have is given by everyone here. Finally, I still want to thank you all for giving me, Qin, this face."

Everyone:? ? ?

Good grief, what are you doing here?

This guy hasn't even become a leader yet, but he's already mastered all the nonsense about leadership.

Li Zhengjun shook his head, somewhat speechless:

"Qin Yu, hurry up and get to the point."

Qin Yu nodded, then grinned and said:

"In short, my admission to Peking University was entirely due to my own efforts, and it has nothing to do with you guys. But I still want to treat you to a meal, not for any other reason than to show off a little. Have a good meal and drinks, everyone!"

Everyone: "..."

Good grief, this is even worse than nonsensical literature.

At least that one doesn't hurt my feelings...

Everyone shook their heads, deciding not to make a fuss since the young man had treated them to dinner.

Then, Li Zhengjun clapped his hands, signaling to the cafeteria manager that the food could be served.

"okay."

The cafeteria manager ran over with a big smile and said:

"Today, we have prepared a 'full head' feast for you all!"

"A full-course meal!?"

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this, and a look of interest appeared in their eyes.

They had often heard of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast.

But this is the first time I've ever heard of a full-course banquet.

They wanted to see what tricks they had up their sleeves.

Then, five minutes later,

Everyone stared in silence at the plates of large steamed buns laid out on the table…

The cafeteria manager explained with a smile:

"These dishes are: steamed buns, braised buns, sweet and sour buns, cumin buns, and spicy buns..."

As everyone listened to the cafeteria manager's incessant introduction, their lips twitched involuntarily.

Good grief, so what you mean by "a feast for the head" is actually steamed buns!

At this moment, everyone's eyes turned to Qin Yu, their expressions filled with resentment.

It's one thing if they treat us to a meal at the school cafeteria

Offering me steamed buns is such a rip-off...

Seeing this, Qin Yu was also somewhat bewildered, and quickly distanced himself, spreading his hands and saying:

"It has nothing to do with me; it was all handled by Lao Li."

Upon hearing this, Li Zhengjun's lips twitched involuntarily, and he quickly distanced himself, shaking his head and saying:

"It has nothing to do with me; I left everything to the cafeteria manager."

Upon hearing this, the cafeteria manager was startled and quickly spread his hands, saying:

"It has nothing to do with me; I left everything to the head chef."

Upon hearing this, the head chef quickly shook his head and said:

"It has nothing to do with me; I leave everything to the sous chef."

Upon hearing this, the sous chef immediately shook his head vigorously, saying:

"It has nothing to do with me; I left everything to my apprentice."

Upon hearing this, the apprentice quickly shook his head.

"It's none of my business, I leave it all to... hmm? It seems to be just me..."

"Ah this..."

The apprentice was immediately taken to Bengbu.

Seeing the judgmental looks directed at him by everyone, the apprentice looked like he was about to cry and said:

"You can't blame me for this. They only gave me 50 yuan, which is only enough to buy some steamed buns!"

"50!?"

Upon hearing this, Li Zhengjun immediately stood up, his face filled with rage:

"Bullshit! I clearly gave you five hundred!"

Upon hearing this, the apprentice shook his head, looking completely bewildered.

"I don't know, our sous chef only gave me 50."

Upon hearing this, the sous chef quickly shook his head and said:

"Our head chef only gave me 150."

Upon hearing this, the head chef quickly shook his head and said:

"Our cafeteria manager only gave me 300 yuan."

Upon hearing this, the cafeteria manager turned pale and quickly tried to explain:

"You can't blame me for this. It was Teacher Li who said that his students are like wild boars that can't eat fine food and can't make do with anything."

"Um!?"

Instantly, all the students turned their gazes to Li Zhengjun.

Qin Yu, standing to the side, couldn't help but shake his head and sigh softly:

"So it was you, Lao Li, all along."

"Old Li, you're a ruthless guy! You've been hiding your true colors better than anyone else!"

Li Zhengjun's eyes widened in disbelief; he was completely dumbfounded.

Nima!

How did things get so convoluted, only to end up back on my head?!