Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Li Jun had far underestimated Qin Yu's moral bottom line, but he never expected this.

This isn't just having no bottom line, this is having absolutely no morals!

Is it even human to offer 50,000 yuan for a seat?

In his mind, Li Jun had already cursed Qin Yu's ancestors for eighteen generations, but on the surface, he still pleaded with a fawning expression:

"Brother Qin, fifty thousand is too much, could you round it down to zero for me?"

Qin Yu shook his head, leaned close to Li Jun's ear, and whispered:

"Young man, those who aspire to great things must not be concerned with trifles."

"Is Xiaoxue'er only worth five thousand in your heart?"

"If that's really what you're thinking, then I suggest you spend five thousand to get a foot massage. You can not only see it, but also touch it. It's more cost-effective."

Li Jun's lips twitched suddenly. What kind of twisted logic is this?

The most outrageous thing is that he actually thinks it makes a lot of sense!

Li Jun counted on his fingers.

He gets 20,000 to 30,000 yuan a month in pocket money, so 50,000 yuan is only two months' worth of pocket money for him.

Spending this money to sit next to a goddess and even have her feed you seems like a good deal, huh?

After a fierce internal struggle, Li Jun finally gritted his teeth and nodded, saying:

"Okay! Fifty thousand it is!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu grinned and said:

"Good lad, he's got the makings of something great!"

Then, he happily took 50,000 yuan and switched seats with Li Jun.

And Li Jun finally sat next to the goddess he had always dreamed of.

"Ah~~~"

Feeling the faint fragrance emanating from the girl beside him, Li Jun couldn't help but let out a groan of pleasure, feeling as if every cell in his body was jumping with joy.

He had a crush on his crush for three years, but today was the first time he had ever sat so close to her.

I have to say, the feeling can be summed up in one word: [word name missing]

Ah, kimoji～～～

Lin Qingxue also noticed the commotion beside her and was taken aback when she saw that the person sitting next to her had changed to Li Jun.

"Hey? Why did you two suddenly switch seats?"

"Um... because I... um..."

Li Jun thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a reasonable reason.

Qin Yu stepped forward and, smiling, defused the situation:

"I felt that the feng shui of that spot was bad, so I switched seats with Xiaojun."

Although Qin Yu is a moral black hole, he still has the most basic qualities of doing things for money.

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingxue couldn't help but roll her eyes at Qin Yu:

"baffling."

Afterwards, everyone continued eating hot pot, and Li Jun was finally able to put his strategist plan into action.

Li Jun shakily picked up his chopsticks, but before he could move them more than a couple of times, they fell to the ground with a thud.

Seeing this, Lin Qingxue asked with some concern:

"Li Jun, what's wrong?"

Li Jun forced a smile and waved his hand, saying:

"It's okay. The injury I just sustained was too severe, and I can't put any weight on my arm right now, but I can overcome it."

As Li Jun said this, he was already fantasizing that the goddess Qingxue would look at him with concern the next moment:

"Then I'll feed you."

But ideals are beautiful, while reality is cruel.

Lin Qingxue simply nodded calmly, said "Oh, good luck then," and then turned away to continue eating her hotpot.

This completely shattered Li Jun's previous beautiful illusions!

Li Jun: "..."

At that moment, despite the steaming hot pot restaurant, Li Jun felt a bone-chilling cold all over his body, and his expression remained blank.

Just then, background music started playing in the hot pot restaurant.

"Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling..."

"Pfft!"

Qin Yu, Liu Damao, and Li Xiaoke couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Seeing this, Lin Qingxue looked at them with some curiosity:

"What are you laughing at?"

"nothing."

Qin Yu and the other two shook their heads, covering their mouths and chuckling:

"We just saw someone's red nose fall off."

Li Jun: (┯_┯)

At that moment, Li Jun even had the idea of ​​going to Hollywood across the ocean to act opposite Batman.