Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Wang Hao, don't be angry, we really didn't mean it."

Wang Hao's eyes welled up with tears, and he said with a wronged expression:

"It's okay, I'm not important, I understand."

Qin Yu patted Wang Hao on the shoulder and sighed softly:

"Haozi, I admit I was wrong, but it's also your fault."

Wang Hao was taken aback: "Blame me? Blame me for what?"

Qin Yu spread his hands, looking completely matter-of-fact, and said:

"You're so unremarkable!"

Wang Hao: ? ? ?

Qin Yu shook his head, looking at him with a disappointed expression, and said:

“Look at Li Jun. Although he’s not very strong, he’ll come and provoke me to make himself look good and enhance everyone’s impression of him.”

"And look at you, you never say a word, you just stand there like you're invisible. Your presence is even less noticeable than that passerby A and passerby B."

Wang Hao & Li Jun: "..."

Thank you, I was also offended.

Qin Yu, looking every bit the life guru, stood with his hands behind his back, shaking his head and continuing:

"Haozi, remember this: a person can lack strength, but he cannot lack the ability to live."

"If you don't have any work, your presence will be minimal. If your presence is minimal, people won't remember you. If people don't remember you, no one will even hold a funeral for you when you die. Isn't that terrifying?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Hao's pupils widened suddenly, his face filled with utter bewilderment:

"Is it that serious?"

"Of course, so, as a person, you have to have something to do."

"Think about it, what do you have that will make people remember you?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Hao stroked his chin and pondered for a moment:

"Does being able to eat a whole pig in thirty bites count?"

“That’s fine,” Qin Yu nodded, “but thirty is still too many. We’ll try to make it three pigs a day from now on.”

Lin Qingxue couldn't stand it anymore, so she picked up a piece of fatty beef and shoved it into Qin Yu's mouth, silencing him.

"Alright, our great Professor Qin, stop trying to instill those fallacies in you. Let's eat first."

Qin Yu initially refused, but the beef did smell really good, so he obediently shut his mouth and began to eat heartily.

Seeing Lin Qingxue feeding Qin Yu, Li Jun, who was standing to the side, was so envious that he almost ground his back teeth to powder.

That kid really deserves to die... Wait a minute!

A brilliant idea suddenly popped into Li Jun's mind.

He is currently seriously injured, which is a perfect excuse for him to pretend that he can't lift his arm and let Goddess Qingxue feed him!

Upon thinking of this, Li Jun's eyes lit up, and his expression became extremely excited.

Having the Goddess Qingxue feed him was something he had always dreamed of.

However, he is currently three people away from Goddess Qingxue. What should he do?

Li Jun thought for a moment, then looked at Li Xiaoke sitting next to him and said in a low voice:

"Hey bro, wanna switch seats with me?"

Li Xiaoke glanced at him, then calmly held up the number 'five'.

Li Jun was taken aback: "What does this mean?"

"Give me fifty," Li Xiaoke said expressionlessly.

"What!?" Li Jun's pupils widened suddenly, his face filled with disbelief.

"I just wanted to switch seats with you, and you're asking me for 50? Are you out of your mind?!"

Li Xiaoke glanced at him and scoffed:

"You just want to sit closer to Lin Qingxue, don't you?"

Li Jun: "..."

Having his secret thoughts exposed, Li Jun looked slightly embarrassed.

But since things had come to this, in order to taste the food fed by the goddess herself, he decided to take a gamble.

Beat a fight, bike change bike!

Having thought of this, he nodded directly and decided:

"Okay! 50 it is!"

As he spoke, he secretly took out 50 yuan in cash from his pocket and handed it to Li Xiaoke.

Li Xiaoke took the banknotes, a smile immediately spreading across his face, and switched seats with Li Jun.

Sitting down in Li Xiaoke's original seat, Li Jun looked at Liu Damao beside him again and whispered:

"Hey bro, could you switch seats with me?"

Liu Damao glanced at him, then held up a five with his finger as well.

Li Jun's lips twitched slightly, but he still took out another 50 yuan in cash from his pocket and handed it to Liu Damao.

However, Liu Damao shook his head and said:

"It's not 50, it's 500."

Nima! ?

Li Jun was completely dumbfounded.

He immediately looked at Liu Damao with an angry expression and questioned him in a low voice:

"Li Xiaoke only wants 50, but you're asking for 500! You're a complete black marketeer!"

Liu Damao shook his head calmly and said:

"You can't say that. As the saying goes, the closer to the city center, the more expensive the property. My location is closer to Lin Qingxue than Li Xiaoke's, so it's reasonable for me to charge you a little more."

"What the hell!"

Li Jun's lips twitched violently. He barely suppressed the urge to slap him hard, and finally gritted his teeth and nodded, saying:

"Okay, 500 it is!"

Afterwards, Liu Damao switched seats with Li Jun again.

Now, the only thing separating Li Jun from his beloved goddess Qingxue is Qin Yu.

But this last one is the toughest boss to crack.

Given this kid's cunning nature, he'll probably ask for an exorbitant price, like 5000!

After much deliberation, Li Jun still felt that spending 5000 yuan to have the goddess feed him was a very worthwhile deal, and so he decided to continue doing it.

Thinking of this, he looked at Qin Yu beside him again and whispered:

"Brother Qin, can I ask you something? Can I switch seats with you?"

Qin Yu glanced at him, then held up a five with his finger as well.

Li Jun's lips twitched slightly.

Damn, you three must have conspired together, right? Your movements are exactly the same, without any variation.

"Brother Qin, you want 5000, right? Okay, I'll give it to you."

After much hesitation, Li Jun finally gritted his teeth and prepared to pay.

But to everyone's surprise, Qin Yu shook his head and said:

"Who said it was five thousand? I said fifty thousand."

Li Jun: ? ? ?

……

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P.S.: Family, does anyone know what's inside this bag that says "Confidential"? It looks so scary!