Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Xiao Qin, how are you?"

Seeing Qin Yu and the Monkey King suddenly chatting happily again, Yang Kang and his group asked with curiosity.

Qin Yu smiled slightly and said:

"Go ahead and do it! One bag of snacks for one jar of monkey wine."

"What the hell!?"

The members of the Rice Squad were completely stunned upon hearing this.

They must have heard right, a bag of snacks for a jar of monkey wine!?

It's worth noting that the wholesale cost of these snacks is less than five yuan per pack, while a jar of monkey wine currently sells for no less than 5000 yuan on the market.

This profit margin is absolutely unbeatable!

"Holy crap! I can't take it anymore, I feel like my heart is about to jump out of my chest, I need to smoke a cigarette to calm down!"

Yang Kang quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, forcing himself to calm down from his explosive excitement.

"Whoo~~~"

Yang Kang gently exhaled a large smoke ring, his expression conveying only one word: "no."

Cool!

Seeing the cigarette dangling from Yang Kang's mouth and the blissful expression on his face, the Monkey King couldn't help but look at Qin Yu with curiosity and ask:

"Chirp chirp chirp?"

(Hey bro, what's that delicious food he's holding in his mouth? It looks really tasty!)

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu smiled and explained:

"That's called a cigarette. It's not for eating, it's for smoking."

"Jiji?"

(By inhaling?)

The Monkey King scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

Just then, Qin Yu suddenly remembered a news article he had seen on Douyin about a monkey in a zoo that was addicted to smoking. His eyes lit up and a bold idea popped into his head.

No matter how delicious this snack is, can it be more intoxicating to a monkey than nicotine?

Thinking of this, his eyes darted around, and he smiled enticingly at the Monkey King, saying:

"Hey bro, wanna have one too?"

Upon hearing this, the Great Monkey King nodded without hesitation.

"Jiji!"

(Okay, okay!)

Immediately, Qin Yu took a cigarette from Yang Kang's cigarette case and handed it to the Monkey King.

The Monkey King, mimicking Yang Kang's smoking manner, lit a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and took a puff.

*Pfft!*

In an instant, the massive body of the Great Monkey King trembled violently, as if it were electrified, and an unprecedented feeling of blissful ecstasy rushed straight to the top of his head!

It's an indescribable feeling, like it's floating lightly on the clouds, almost like it's about to become an immortal. It's so delicious!

The Great Monkey King took several more deep breaths, and the feeling of euphoria became even stronger.

"Chichi!!!"

(Holy crap! This is so awesome!!!)

The Monkey King immediately slumped on his throne, crossed his legs, held a cigarette between two fingers, and kept puffing out smoke. His face looked as if he were living a life of debauchery and was extremely happy!

In short,

It's addictive!

A devilish smile immediately appeared on Qin Yu's face as he spoke seductively:

"Brother Monkey, would you trade one cigarette for ten jars of Monkey Wine?"

"Jiji!"

(Change it! It absolutely has to be changed!)

The Monkey King's face was filled with a look of pure bliss, and he agreed to Qin Yu's conditions without any hesitation.

Seeing their king's blissful, godlike expression, the monkey underlings around him were also tempted and wanted to try the so-called cigarette.

Seeing this, Qin Yu's eyes darted around, and he immediately shouted again in monkey language:

"Today, I'd like to invite all you monkeys to try this cigarette for free!"

As he spoke, he took out more than a dozen packs of cigarettes from his spatial ring and distributed them all.

Upon seeing this, the surrounding monkey underlings swarmed forward and scrambled to grab it, then eagerly took a puff.

moment,

The entire cave was filled with smoke, and all the monkeys looked intoxicated, happy, and relaxed, completely captivated by the nicotine in the cigarettes.

Seeing the scene before him, Qin Yu immediately revealed a wicked smile and said to Yang Kang and his group:

"With the help of nicotine, these silly monkeys will never escape our control again, (?2?7w?2?7)hiahiahia."

The members of the Rice Squad were so shocked by Qin Yu's actions that they were speechless and filled with admiration.

"Little Qin, you're truly despicable and shameless, oh no, I mean, incredibly resourceful!"

Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, saying:

"Otherwise, how do you think I got the nickname 'Sleeping Dragon'?"

However, at that moment, a large macaque suddenly rushed in in a panic.

"Chirp chirp chirp!!!"

(Your Majesty! Something terrible has happened! A dozen or so humans have suddenly broken in, killed many of our brothers, and are now stealing our brewed wine!!!)

Upon hearing this, the Monkey King suddenly awoke, instantly put down his cigarette, and his expression turned furious.

Qin Yu, who was standing to the side, was also taken aback upon hearing this.

Besides them, there were other adventurer teams eyeing the monkey wine?

Without saying a word, the Monkey King immediately led his hundreds of followers from the cave straight to the scene of the incident.

Qin Yu explained the situation to the members of the Rice Squad, and they all rushed over to see what was going on.

Qin Yu and the others arrived at the entrance of the cave, leaped through the waterfall in front of them, and once again arrived on the stone platform that was dozens of meters high.

Looking down, they saw a team of over a dozen fully armed adventurers battling hundreds of giant macaques on the plains below.

Despite the large difference in numbers, this group of adventurers was clearly extremely powerful. They showed no panic in the face of the siege of hundreds of giant macaques, but instead appeared to be handling the situation with ease.

Especially the scarred-faced guy who looks like their captain, judging from the spiritual energy he's radiating right now, is actually a nine-star Grand Martial Master, on par with the Monkey King!

Seeing his underlings being slaughtered on the plain below, the Great Monkey King was instantly enraged. He kicked off the stone platform with both legs and leaped down, heading straight for the scarred leader!

Scarface suddenly became alert and, without saying a word, leaped backward to dodge the Monkey King's attack.

Looking at the giant monkey king radiating overwhelming killing intent and terrifying aura before him, Scarface's expression turned solemn. He coldly addressed his team members:

"I'll hold it off, you guys quickly find the location of the other warehouses where these big monkeys store their monkey wine!"

"it is good!"

The other team members nodded in agreement, continuing to fight the ever-attacking troop of macaques while searching for the location where they stored their monkey wine.

"Damn it! Uncle Yang, these bastards are here to steal our monkey wine, we're not going to let them get away with it!"

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu immediately began to curse.

He finally managed to negotiate a partnership with these stupid monkeys. If they take everything from him, all his efforts will have been for nothing.

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang's expression suddenly darkened, and he said coldly:

"Dry!"

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P.S.: I'll be very apprehensive if there's a hiatus in updates, but I'll definitely make up for any missing images!