Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Chirp chirp chirp!! Chirp chirp chirp!!!"

At this moment, all the giant monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave were excitedly shouting and pounding their chests.

They only regretted not having tasted this delicacy among monkeys sooner!

Seeing the immense joy on the faces of the countless monkeys before them, Yang Kang and his group also smiled.

Barring any unforeseen circumstances, the collaboration is practically a done deal.

Qin Yu then smiled and said to the Great Monkey King:

"Brother Monkey, can we talk about cooperation now?"

Upon hearing this, the Great Monkey King nodded with a strange smile, then waved his hand and said:

"Men, listen to my command! Take these humans down!"

Qin Yu was stunned upon hearing this, and looked at the Monkey King with a blank expression:

"Brother Monkey, what's going on?"

The Great Monkey King sneered contemptuously and said:

"Do you think I'm stupid? I could have just taken everything from you, why would I trade monkey wine for it?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu was both amused and annoyed:

"What I'm saying is, is it possible that if you rob us now, it's a one-off deal, and once you've eaten these snacks, they're gone? But if you cooperate with us, you'll have a continuous supply of snacks?"

The Great Monkey King was taken aback upon hearing this, and scratched his head in confusion:

"Huh? What you said makes a lot of sense?"

"Ugh! My head is so itchy, I feel like my brain is growing out!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu couldn't help but rub his forehead and sigh softly.

No wonder we've all evolved into humans, and you're still a monkey.

With your IQ, it's no wonder you're being treated this way!

The Great Monkey King was in a terrible dilemma, but his monkey underlings didn't care about that.

Since their king has ordered the capture of these people, they will certainly obey.

Suddenly, hundreds of large macaques inside the Water Curtain Cave attacked Yang Kang and his group.

Upon seeing this, Yang Kang and his group were startled and looked at Qin Yu with blank expressions.

"Xiao Qin, what's going on?"

Qin Yu shook his head speechlessly and said:

"This big monkey has no brains; it wants to rob us all."

"What!?"

The members of the Rice Squad were stunned upon hearing this.

"What an idiot! Doesn't it understand the principle of slow and steady wins the race?"

Qin Yu spread his hands with a helpless expression:

"This silly monkey probably can't even do addition and subtraction within ten, how can you expect it to understand this?"

Rumble!

In an instant, the members of the Rice Team were struck dumb, their faces turned deathly pale, and they were filled with remorse.

They actually dared to dream of doing business with a bunch of monkeys.

Now think about it,

Isn't that pure nonsense?!

Yang Kang's expression suddenly turned cold, and he shouted sharply:

"Everyone, form a circle and prepare to break out!"

However, Qin Yu, standing to the side, waved his hand with a cold smile and said:

"Don't panic, everyone. Since these monkey-killers won't listen to soft tactics, I'll give them a hard one."

As soon as he finished speaking, a small flame suddenly appeared in Qin Yu's palm.

Upon seeing that small flame, the members of the Rice Squad instinctively trembled, feeling a chill run down their spines!

"Holy crap!? Xiao Qin, no way! It can't be that bad!"

Although their chances of breaking through are slim, at least they still have a sliver of hope of survival.

But if this kid were to release the nuclear bomb in such a narrow cave, they would have to wait countless years for archaeologists to dig it out again.

"My mind is made up, and you should not try to persuade me otherwise."

Qin Yu shook his head, his face resolute.

As he spoke, the flames in his palm grew stronger and stronger, emitting a terrifyingly hot aura that made people's hearts tremble, and the temperature in the entire cave instantly rose by more than ten degrees!

At this moment, all the giant monkeys stopped in their tracks, staring in terror at the terrifying lotus flame in Qin Yu's hand, their bodies trembling involuntarily.

The Great Monkey King, in particular, was so frightened by the terrifying energy contained in the ball of flame in Qin Yu's hand that it sprang off its throne and its fur stood on end.

"Chirp chirp chirp!!!"

(Bro, calm down! Let's talk this out!)

Qin Yu looked up at the Great Monkey King, a cold smile on his face:

"Do we know each other that well? Why are you calling me brother?"

Upon hearing this, the Monkey King immediately changed his tune without saying a word:

"Jiji!"

(Big brother!)

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu gave another cold laugh:

"Is this cooperation still negotiable?"

The Monkey King nodded quickly:

"Chirp! Chirp chirp!"

(They're very good at negotiating!)

Qin Yu continued:

"A bag of snacks for a jar of monkey wine, that's not an unreasonable offer, is it?"

Upon hearing this, the Great Monkey King was stunned and could hardly believe his ears.

"Chirp! Chirp chirp?"

(What did you say?! You're only trading a bag of snacks for a jar of our monkey wine?)

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's brows furrowed abruptly:

"You're not satisfied."

The Great Monkey King shook his head vigorously, his face beaming with surprise and excitement:

"Chi chi chi chi!"

(No, no, no! I'm extremely satisfied!)

It had initially assumed that such delicious food would be exchanged for at least a bag of snacks in exchange for hundreds of jars of monkey wine from these humans.

But to my utter surprise, it was just one package for one jar?!

They've made a killing!

The poor Great Monkey King had no idea,

What it considers a delicious snack among monkeys only costs three or four yuan a pack in the human world.

However, a single jar of monkey wine here can sell for several thousand yuan.

This perfectly illustrates the old saying: a monkey can never earn money beyond its own understanding.

At this moment, the Monkey King was overjoyed.

But it's not stupid; it knows it can't let the other party think it's making a huge profit, otherwise the other party might just raise the price on the spot, which would be troublesome.

So, the Monkey King instantly transformed into a master actor, his expression showing both conflict and hesitation, but ultimately he gritted his teeth and said:

"Chichichichi!!"

(Sigh, alright then, for your sake, brother, I'll take the loss and exchange one packet for one jar!)

Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this.

Ok?

This silly monkey is actually so easy to talk to?

He thought that the silly monkey would definitely disagree with the ridiculous exchange conditions he had proposed.

After all, his original idea was that it would be quite good if a hundred packs of snacks could be exchanged for a jar of monkey wine, but he never expected that it would be one pack for one jar.

This is an absolute steal!

Thinking of this, Qin Yu immediately said with a smug look on his face:

"Then it's settled, okay? Whoever goes back on their word will have a baby without a skinny swallow."

The Monkey King, beaming, patted his chest and assured him:

"Chi chi chi chi!"

(Don't worry, big brother, if I go back on my word, I'll write the name "Sun Wukong" backwards!)

Qin Yu was slightly taken aback upon hearing this:

"Xun Wukong? Is your surname Xun or Sun?"

"Brother, my surname is Xun, the Xun of Xun monkey," the Great Monkey King said with a smile.

Qin Yu: "..."

Goodness, I didn't expect this silly monkey to have a bit of a Minnan accent.