Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Inside a ward at the Jiangnan City military base,

More than a dozen officers, all wrapped in white bandages, lay on hospital beds, leaving the doctors and nurses dumbfounded. They even thought their base had been attacked by the enemy.

At that moment, a dozen officers lay on hospital beds, looking at each other with embarrassed expressions.

"Were you injured by Chen Yi?"

"Yes, I am, and so are you?"

"What a coincidence, so am I."

Although everyone was defeated by Qin Yu.

But at this moment, they all told the same lie in unison, saying to the outside world that they were beaten by Chen Yi.

The reason is also very simple.

They can't be the only ones to take this beating!

……

On the training field,

At this moment, the special training teams from the three high schools were sitting together in twos and threes, chatting listlessly, completely at a loss for what to do.

After all, every instructor they brought was taken down by Qin Yu, so no instructor was willing to take over anymore.

At this moment, Qin Yu stood proudly in front of everyone, hands in his pockets, enjoying their admiring gazes, oblivious to the existence of any opponent.

Meanwhile, Chen Yi sat slumped on the ground, looking utterly hopeless, his face bruised and swollen from the beating.

He didn't know who he had offended. Every time an instructor came over, they would say they wanted to fight him, and then they would beat him up.

Zhang Xiaomeng from Jiangnan No. 2 Middle School looked at Qin Yu not far away with an extremely complicated expression.

She believed herself to be exceptionally talented and making rapid progress.

But compared to the one in front of him,

It's like the difference between a firefly and the bright moon.

With this in mind, she went to Qin Yu's side and asked with great curiosity:

"Qin Yu, how exactly did you cultivate to become so strong?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu smiled easily and said:

"It's very simple, all you need to do is sing the 'oh-um' tune."

"Oh, um?" Zhang Xiaomeng was taken aback.

What is this stuff?

"What? You can't even do this? That's boring."

Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively, then continued:

"Watch closely, I'll only demonstrate once."

Zhang Xiaomeng's eyes widened instantly, staring intently at Qin Yu, not wanting to miss a single detail from the analysis.

Qin Yu snapped his fingers:

"Da Mao, play some background music."

Liu Damao nodded, and then a peculiar background music suddenly rang out.

"Oh, mmm tune~ mmm oh, mmm tune~ oh, mmm tune~~~"

As the strange and catchy background music started playing, Qin Yu started dancing a flamboyant dance that completely dazzled everyone.

"..."

Zhang Xiaomeng's lips twitched violently, and she ran away with a face full of black lines.

What the hell is she expecting?!

Lin Qingxue, who was standing to the side, couldn't bear to watch Qin Yu's ridiculous dance and quietly moved away from him, pretending that she didn't know him at all.

"all together!"

Qin Yu got really into it, waving his arms back and forth, inviting everyone to join in.

Upon hearing this, everyone shook their heads vigorously, except for Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke, who ran over excitedly and started dancing with Qin Yu.

"Oh, mmm~ mmm, mmm~~~"

Don't tell me, really don't tell me,

The catchy background music paired with the three of them's synchronized and flamboyant dance...

There is indeed a kind of beauty in the absence of a brainstem.

But it has to be said, they really got hooked on it.

It's the kind of thing that makes you feel ashamed to watch, but you also feel it's a pity not to watch.

Just as Qin Yu and his two companions were jumping around with great enthusiasm, a dignified man with a square face strode towards them from afar.

It was Song Kang, the commander-in-chief of the Jiangnan City military base.

He came here specifically to see what kind of monster this student was who could beat more than a dozen instructors into the hospital.

Then, he saw Qin Yu and the other two performing a synchronized, flamboyant dance in front of him.

Song Kang: "..."

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and even wondered if he had gone to the wrong place.

What the hell are these three doing with performance art?!

"Hmph! What a fool!"

Song Kang's face darkened, and he angrily rebuked:

"You three, stop right there!"

The voice contained a trace of his spiritual energy, making it extremely oppressive and instantly waking everyone who was immersed in the bewitching music and dance.

Song Kang glared at everyone present, his expression extremely stern.

They actually danced such a vulgar and disgusting dance here! What do they take this place for?

KTV?

He took a deep breath, calmed himself down a bit, and then said coldly:

"Which of you is Chen Yi?"

Upon hearing these words, Chen Yi, who was in the queue, instinctively trembled and started shaking.

Damn it, am I going to get beaten up again?!

He raised his hand tremblingly, looking fearful, and said:

"Instructor, I am Chen Yi."

Looking at Chen Yi, whose face was bruised and swollen, Song Kang became even more certain that it was this kid who had taken down the instructor.

"Fight me, let me see your strength."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yi's face turned deathly pale, and he shook his head vigorously.

Song Kang's eyes widened immediately: "Just do it when I tell you to! Don't dawdle like a woman!"

After being glared at fiercely by Song Kang, Chen Yi dared not argue any further and stood up shakily, his legs trembling.

Song Kang said calmly:

"I will suppress my cultivation level to the Martial Artist realm, so you can go all out."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yi nodded with a look of utter despair.

What the hell did I do to deserve this? 〒▽〒.

Then, both of them were ready, and the battle broke out instantly.

Whoosh!

With a whooshing sound, Song Kang shot out instantly, knocking Chen Yi to the ground with a single punch before Chen Yi could react.

"Pfft!"

Chen Yi coughed up another mouthful of blood from that punch, his face turning deathly pale.

Song Kang's brows furrowed suddenly:

"Huh? How can it be so weak?"

He simply couldn't believe that such a weakling had actually taken down more than a dozen instructors from their base.

Isn't this nonsense?

As Chen Yi coughed up blood, he shakily reached out his hand and asked in a hoarse voice:

"Instructor, I have a question. Why do you all have to spar with me first after you arrive?"

Song Kang was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, then replied quite matter-of-factly:

"Because you're the one who took down our base's instructors, of course I had to come and see what you're capable of."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yi's expression froze, and he pointed at Qin Yu with a look of grief and indignation, saying:

"What the hell?! I took him down?! No, it was him, Qin Yu!!!"

"What!?"

Song Kang's eyes widened instantly, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Qin Yu in the direction Chen Yi was pointing:

"Was it you who took down our base's instructors?"

Qin Yu's face immediately lit up with a sunny, cheerful boyish smile, and he scratched his head shyly:

"Hmm~ Oh, hmm, tune."

Song Kang: ? ? ?