Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Zhao Guolong: "..."

"Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm."

Upon hearing this, the young nurse smiled and waved her hand.

"Commander Zhao, you're too kind. Treating patients' psychological trauma is also our duty."

Zhao Guolong's lips twitched violently, and he closed his eyes in utter despair.

Just then, a commotion suddenly broke out outside the door.

Then, the ward door was pushed open, and another patient covered in white bandages was carried in.

Zhao Guolong was stunned when he saw the appearance of the person in front of him:

"Old Hong!? What are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to be taking over my shift and training those kids?"

Upon hearing this, Hong Jun sighed with a sorrowful expression:

"You say you are not alone."

Zhao Guolong frowned slightly: "Speak like a human being."

"Just like you, I also got beaten down by that little brat."

Zhao Guolong: (⊙o⊙)

Zhao Guolong's expression immediately changed from surprise to a hint of smug delight as he asked:

"You also suppressed your cultivation level to the Martial Apprentice realm and then got killed?"

Hong Jun shook his head, utterly dejected.

"I have suppressed myself to the Martial Artist realm."

"A martial artist!?" Zhao Guolong was overjoyed upon hearing this.

"Old Hong, Old Hong, it's understandable that I failed when I was suppressed to the Martial Apprentice Realm, but you still failed at the Martial Warrior Realm? You're too weak, hahaha!"

Seeing Hong Jun's miserable state, Zhao Guolong's melancholy mood vanished instantly, replaced by a look of schadenfreude.

Hong Jun's lips twitched violently. Too much pain to argue, he could only silently give the old bastard the middle finger, then scratched his head in bewilderment and said:

"That doesn't make sense, how can this little brat be so strong?"

Zhao Guolong, however, waved his hand dismissively and said:

"Don't even think about it. His grandfather is the Great Xia Inspector. It's not unusual for him to have such outrageous skills that we don't know about. We can only say that we were both careless."

"Indeed, we were both careless."

Hong Jun nodded in deep agreement.

Just then, a burst of laughter and chatter came from outside the door. Several burly military officers pushed open the door and walked in. Seeing Zhao Guolong and Hong Jun lying on the hospital bed, they immediately revealed a gloating expression and mocked:

"No way, Lao Zhao, Lao Hong, you two are too weak. How could you let a high school student beat you up like this?"

“啧啧啧，‘猎兽狂人’赵国龙，‘巨象神将’洪军，这称号起得倒是一个比一个威武，但怎么连个高中生都收拾不了啊?0?7(?2?9?0?0?0?7?5?3?0?9?0?6?2?9)。”

"My assessment is that you two should just retire from the military as soon as possible and go home to raise pigs, hahaha."

Everyone burst into laughter, and the ward was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Zhao Guolong's face turned ashen as he said:

"If you can do it, then go ahead; if you can't, then shut up!"

"Fine, let's go for it! Who's afraid of who!"

One of the burly officers, with a buzz cut, patted his chest confidently and said with a smile:

"Old Zhao, Old Hong, which student beat you up like this? I'll take care of him for you."

Hong Jun was about to say it was Qin Yu when Zhao Guolong suddenly smiled and said:

"It was a kid named Chen Yi. This kid is a one-star martial artist, and he's got some skills. I suppressed myself to the Martial Apprentice realm at the time, and I accidentally messed up."

Hong Jun was slightly taken aback upon hearing this, but then immediately understood Zhao Guolong's intention.

Goodness, that's insidious, but he likes it.

Thinking of this, he also echoed with indignation:

"I was also suppressed to the Martial Apprentice Realm, but this kid Chen Yi beat me down."

Upon hearing this, the burly officers laughed even louder.

"No way, how come you two are so weak? After suppressing yourselves to the Martial Apprentice Realm, you can't even handle a high school student who is a one-star martial artist? You've had too much of that stuff, are you? Hahaha!"

The officer with the buzz cut laughed especially loudly, then strode confidently out of the ward:

"You two bastards, watch closely as I teach these little brats a lesson."

ten minutes later……

The short-haired officer, his body wrapped in bandages, was carried into the ward.

The officers: ? ? ?

"Old Chen, you got taken down too?"

Upon hearing this, the short-haired officer was instantly enraged, glaring angrily at Hong Jun and Zhao Guolong, who were lying on the hospital bed beside him, gloating.

He now knows perfectly well that those two bastards were just completely fooling him!

"Old Chen, what's wrong? Why aren't you saying anything?"

The other officers all asked with curious expressions.

Upon hearing this, the crew-cut officer took a deep breath.

With the spirit of "better to drag all my fellow Daoists to their deaths than one to die alone," he said with a sullen expression:

"I was also suppressed to the Martial Apprentice Realm, but I was taken down by that kid named Chen Yi."

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, all the officers were taken aback: "This kid named Chen Yi is quite capable."

"Hmph, you three are useless, watch me!"

Another officer with stubble snorted and strode out.

Then, ten minutes later, he too was carried in, his body wrapped in white bandages.

Officers: ? ? ?

The stubble-faced officer looked at Zhao Guolong and his two companions lying on the hospital bed with smug expressions, and he knew perfectly well that he had been tricked.

He secretly made a grudge in his heart, and then waved his hand with a frustrated expression.

"I was also suppressed to the Martial Apprentice Realm and was defeated by that kid named Chen Yi, but I could have completely crushed him. I was just careless."

"Ah this..."

The remaining surviving officers looked at each other, curious and eager to try.

They wanted to see just who this Chen Yi was.

……

after an hour,

Inside a spacious office at a military base.

Song Kang, the commander-in-chief of the Jiangnan City military base, was handling official business.

Just then, a soldier rushed in, knocking frantically on the door.

"Commander Song, a major problem has arisen!"

Song Kang was slightly taken aback upon hearing this: "What's wrong?"

"The special training teams from the three major high schools in Jiangnan City are undergoing a week of intensive training at our base, but more than a dozen instructors are already lying in hospital beds."

"What!?"

Song Kang's eyes widened instantly, and he was so shocked that he fell off his seat.

……

……

P.S.: This is the fifth Pokémon I caught today in the wilderness, Pichuchu. Isn't it cute? Hehe.