Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu ran wildly and rushed into the train station.

There is no other reason,

The sausage vendor actually chased after them with a knife!

Fortunately, Qin Yu had bought his ticket in advance, and after swiping his ID card, he went directly into the waiting hall.

However, it kept the sausage vendor outside.

Looking at the boss who was hurling insults at me through the glass doors of the train station,

Qin Yu assumed he was being seen off and returned his warm smile and waved back.

The boss could only curse his bad luck under his breath, picked up the knife, and prepared to go back, grumbling all the while.

However, as soon as he turned around, he was instantly subdued and brought to the ground by two night patrolmen.

"Don't move! Night watchman!"

The boss was completely bewildered: "Comrade Night Patrolman, what did I do? I didn't do anything wrong!"

The night patrolman said sternly, "Enough nonsense! I saw you chasing and slashing people with a knife from a great distance!"

Upon hearing this, the boss immediately looked aggrieved and said:

"Comrade night patrolman, I'm truly innocent! Here's what happened..."

After the boss gave a long and persuasive explanation and paid a fine of 500 yuan, the night patrolman finally let him go.

"Fine, I paid the 500 yuan fine, and this day's work was for nothing."

The shop owner returned to his stall dejectedly, his hatred for Qin Yu only intensifying.

"That brat, I hope I never catch him again!"

"Otherwise, I'll hold him down and personally feed him sixty grilled sausages until he throws up!"

The owner sighed helplessly and prepared to continue grilling sausages.

However, as soon as he looked up, he was instantly dumbfounded.

"Huh!? Holy crap!? Where's my intestines???"

All the sausages on his stall were gone!

It was obviously stolen.

The boss's pent-up frustration reached its peak at this moment, and he finally couldn't hold back anymore and exploded.

The tall, strong man, standing at 1.8 meters, was now like a young wife who had suffered all kinds of mistreatment from her mother-in-law, sitting on the ground and bursting into tears.

"Damn thief!"

"You even steal starch sausages that cost 5 cents a pound?"

"Are you even human?!" 〒▽〒!!

……

Qin Yu sat in the waiting hall, his right hand supporting his chin, his brows furrowed, deep in thought.

Don't assume he felt guilty because he flirted with the sausage vendor.

He simply couldn't understand it.

Why are these people already standing in line waiting to have their tickets checked when there are still more than half an hour until the train departs?

What, you can get a free small prize if you go in early?

He didn't understand.

I don't understand at all!

For him, if he can sit, he will never stand; if he can lie down, he will never sit.

Then, he found a comfortable spot, lay down, and started scrolling through Douyin (TikTok).

"Huanhuan, I'm feeling emotional..."

Qin Yu shook his head, uninterested. Next.

"I removed most of the fishy smell from the sausage, but I kept some..."

Was it an accident, or was it intentional?

"on purpose."

"You bastard! You dare to give me a dissertation?!"

Looking at that food critic on Douyin with that murderous expression,

Qin Yu couldn't hold back any longer. He clutched his stomach and burst into laughter, laughing so hard that snot bubbles were almost running down his nose, attracting the attention of other people in the waiting hall.

"Mom, isn't that my good-for-nothing brother?"

A little girl tugged at her mother's hand and said with a look of surprise.

The little girl's mother was taken aback when she heard this, and then she immediately recalled the scene from a few months ago when two boys rode electric scooters that were slower than tortoises on the street.

The little girl's mother immediately covered her eyes and shook her head, saying:

“Niu Niu, Mom was wrong. I shouldn’t have called him a piece of trash before.”

The little girl blinked curiously: "Mommy, what should that be?"

"Child, that's brain entanglement."

"Oh."

……

"Ticket checking for train G1384 to Jiangnan City has begun. Passengers are requested to check in and board the train as soon as possible."

As an announcement played in the waiting hall, Qin Yu put away his phone and headed to the ticket gate.