Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"The captain is treating."

"Then I'll reluctantly give Uncle Yang face, but this won't happen again."

Everyone: "..."

Half an hour later, in the interrogation room of the Seventh Branch of the Longgang City Night Patrol Division.

Yang Kang and his group stood in a row against the wall with their hands behind their heads and their heads bowed.

"Is this what you mean by going to the old place to have some fun?"

Qin Yu looked at the crowd in front of him with a completely bewildered expression.

Yang Kang scratched his head with a helpless smile:

"We didn't expect that even though it's almost Chinese New Year, these night patrolmen would still be working so diligently overtime..."

Just then, a uniformed night patrolman walked over, carrying a thermos, and snorted coldly:

"Turn around, everyone, and tell me what happened."

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang quickly turned around, feigning an innocent and aggrieved expression, and said:

"Comrade night watchman, listen to our excuses, ah, bah, explain yourselves."

"Those women said their husbands were abusing them, and that they also had elderly mothers at home who were seriously ill and in urgent need of medical treatment."

"We gave them some money out of pity, but who would have thought they would offer themselves to us in return?!"

Old Chen, the night patrolman, sat calmly in his chair, took a sip of goji berry tea from his thermos, and casually picked at his ear.

"Keep making things up, keep making things up."

"I'm not trying to be mean, but can't you guys be a little more creative? I've heard this version of the story so many times I'm sick of it."

Huang Qiang quickly stepped forward, smiling obsequiously, and said:

"Comrade Night Patrolman, don't listen to his nonsense. It's actually very simple. Those women wanted to sell us baby diaper covers."

Upon hearing this, Old Chen, the night patrolman, couldn't help but sneer:

"A diaper changer costs 800 yuan, and you're offering it up like burning newspapers at a grave? Are you trying to fool the ghosts?"

"Really!" Huang Qiang slapped his thigh, looking somewhat anxious.

"Those women described the baby diaper cover to the skies, convincing us that we ended up spending a huge sum of money to buy it."

"Now that I think about it, I was completely fooled by them! We were actually victims too, Comrade Night Watchman."

Huang Qiang wiped away his snot and tears.

"Heh," Old Chen, the night patrolman, chuckled dismissively.

"Then why did you all take your pants off when we came in?"

"This..." Huang Qiang's expression froze upon hearing this:

"Well, that's because we didn't know how to use it, so they were demonstrating how to use it to me."

Old Chen, the night patrolman, couldn't help but chuckle:

"The story you wrote is good, quite creative, but the plot is a bit exaggerated. You can improve it next time."

Upon hearing this, Huang Qiang could only helplessly admit defeat.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu immediately became anxious and quickly stepped forward, feigning grievance and protesting his innocence:

"Uncle Night Watchman, I'm so innocent! I was completely fooled by them!"

"They said they'd take me to eat some steamed buns and walk along some trails. I thought they were going to take me to some restaurant to eat steamed buns, and then we'd take a walk in the park or something. Who would have thought they'd take me to a place like that?!"

"I'm just an innocent eighteen-year-old kid who's only just come of age. If I had known they were taking me to a place like that, I would never have gone!"

"Uncle Night Watchman, I'm innocent!"

Everyone: "..."

Qin Yu was seen lying on the ground, wailing and rolling around, banging his head against the wall, looking exactly like an innocent victim who had suffered a great injustice.

If it weren't for the fact that this kid was the fastest at taking off his pants in the store, Yang Kang and the others might have actually been fooled by him.

As a seasoned veteran of many years, Old Chen, the night patrolman, was naturally not going to be fooled by Qin Yu's childish acting skills and shut him up directly!

"Alright, we're all old foxes, so stop talking nonsense with me."

"To tell you the truth, it's almost Chinese New Year, and we're too lazy to detain you over such a small matter."

"Pay 50,000 yuan in bail, and then get out of here!"

"okay!"

Yang Kang and his group didn't dare to say a word, quickly paid 50,000 bail, and left in a hurry.

After this incident, the group dared not be happy anymore, so they obediently found a restaurant, had a big meal, and then parted ways.

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Huang, Uncle Liu, Uncle Mao, Uncle Leng, we'll meet again someday."

Qin Yu clasped his hands in a fist salute to the crowd and waved goodbye.

He hailed a taxi on the roadside and headed straight for the Longgang City train station, preparing to return to Jiangnan City.

Arriving at Longgang City Railway Station, Qin Yu was about to go inside when he saw a vendor selling grilled sausages by the roadside. He went over and asked:

"Boss, how much are your grilled sausages?"

The shop owner, wrapped in a dark green military overcoat, was shivering and had a runny nose as he grilled sausages with his bright red hands, hissing as he spoke:

"Three yuan for one, five yuan for two."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu asked with some curiosity:

"Does that mean 25 sticks cost 63 yuan?"

"Hmm? 63...?" Upon hearing this, the boss fell into deep thought.

"Um... one times seven equals seven, two times seven equals eighteen, March 8th is Women's Day, May Day... um... oh right, right, it's 63 yuan."

"How many pieces are there for 138 yuan?"

Upon hearing this, the boss's eyes widened instantly, and he began frantically calculating with both hands and feet.

"Um... 138... um, um... 138 is..."

At this moment, even the boss's CPU was about to overheat, and he still couldn't figure it out.

Qin Yu interjected at the opportune moment, "138 yuan should be enough to buy 55 sticks, right?"

Upon hearing this, the shopkeeper's eyes lit up immediately: "Ah, right, right, that's 55 sticks."

"Alright, bro, since you bought so many, I'll give you five more for free, making it a round 60!"

Qin Yu shook his head: "Forget it, I'm not a pig, how could I eat so many?"

The shop owner was taken aback: "How many do you want?"

"I don't want to, I was just asking."

After saying that, Qin Yu immediately took off running and disappeared in an instant.

boss:???

"Where's my knife? Where's my knife?"

……

P.S.: "Have you done your winter break homework?"

"I didn't write it. Did you write it?"

"I didn't do it. Who does winter break homework anyway?"

"Can someone who does winter break homework be a decent person?"

"Of course, despicable."