Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

at dusk,

After everyone put their luggage away, they went to a nearby restaurant for a meal.

Yang Kang waved his hand and said with a hearty expression:

"Order whatever you like, it's on me!"

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up, and they exclaimed excitedly, "Captain, you're so generous!"

I want a roasted suckling pig!

I want East Lake Vinegar Fish!

I want black truffle Wenchang chicken!

"..."

Everyone chimed in, listing the dishes they wanted.

Upon hearing this, the shop owner standing nearby couldn't stop laughing.

After all, these people were ordering high-quality vegetables, the kind that would make them a fortune.

Seeing that Qin Yu remained silent, Huang Qiang asked with concern:

"Xiao Qin, why aren't you ordering anything?"

Qin Yu scratched his head shyly upon hearing this, "I'm a little embarrassed to say that."

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang, who was standing nearby, smiled and patted him on the shoulder:

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Come here as if you're at home. Don't stand on ceremony with me."

"Like coming back to my home?"

Qin Yu's eyes lit up: "You should have said so earlier! You made me so reserved."

As he spoke, Qin Yu took off his shoes, put his feet on the dining table, leaned back in his chair, and said with a comfortable expression:

"Waiter, bring me two bottles of 1982 Lafite and a genuine Fico steak."

"By the way, give me a 0.1% cooked one, preferably with some blood still sticking out, otherwise it'll get stuck in my teeth."

Everyone: "..."

Good grief, they said they'd make you feel like you're back home, but they didn't actually make you feel like you're coming home!

And it's an 0.1 Lafite, cooked to medium-rare?!

Why not just bring a live cow over and let you chase after it and gnaw on its back?

The boss also thought the kid's words were too outrageous, so he didn't take them seriously at all.

"Alright, one roasted suckling pig, one fish in vinegar sauce, one Wenchang chicken with black truffle, and..."

The owner repeated the dishes everyone had ordered, confirming, "These are the dishes you ordered, right?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Kang looked at the boss with a puzzled expression:

"Who told you we were going to order these dishes?"

The boss looked surprised, somewhat puzzled.

Yang Kang waved his hand and said:

"We don't want any of the dishes they ordered earlier. Just give us some pickled vegetables and six bowls of rice."

Everyone:? ? ?

Everyone was instantly dumbfounded.

"Captain, didn't you say you were inviting us?"

"Yes, I am inviting you," Yang Kang said, spreading his hands. "But I didn't specify what I'm inviting you for. Inviting you to eat some pickled vegetables is still an invitation."

"But……"

"No buts, just tell me whether you invited me or not?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

They said their stingy captain couldn't possibly be that generous; it was really disappointing.

In the end, everyone split the cost and ordered a few simple home-style stir-fries.

Just then, another group of people walked in.

"Young Master Chen, don't let the less-than-ideal environment fool you, the taste is absolutely authentic and delicious, no doubt about it."

The bald, burly man who looked extremely fierce spoke respectfully to a handsome young man beside him.

The handsome young man looked around the restaurant with a look of disdain, then nodded somewhat reluctantly.

"Well, although I usually frequent high-end restaurants, since I'm here to gain experience, I might as well try to be more down-to-earth."

"But this is a one-time thing. To put it bluntly, even my dog ​​would shake his head at such a low-class restaurant."

"Um!?"

At that moment, all the customers eating in the restaurant looked up and glared angrily at the rude teenager.

The restaurant owner, in particular, was so angry that his nose was crooked.

Saying that even dogs would shake their heads at their restaurant is no different from calling it a members-only restaurant!

How to offend everyone in a restaurant with just one sentence.

He did it!

However, even with such anger,

But the boss managed to resist the urge to give that arrogant young man two big slaps.