Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The group boarded an off-road vehicle and drove all the way to the city gate of Jiangnan City.

Dozens of heavily armed soldiers were guarding the city gate, their faces serious and vigilant, and the air seemed to be filled with a chilling atmosphere.

After carefully inspecting every inch of the vehicle's interior and confirming everyone's identity, they were allowed to leave.

"My goodness, is it really this strict to leave the city now?"

Qin Yu said with a look of surprise, "I remember I used to just wander in and out whenever I wanted."

Sitting next to him, Liu Dapao explained with a smile:

"It's all because of the alien attack case a few days ago. Now the whole city is in turmoil and everyone is on edge."

“I have a friend in the Night Patrol who said they’ve been working non-stop these past few days, and haven’t slept for three days straight just to investigate this matter.”

"cannon!"

Sitting in the passenger seat, Yang Kang turned around and glared at Liu Dapao, signaling him to shut up.

After all, discussing such matters during this period could easily cause them unnecessary trouble.

Liu Dapao chuckled and scratched his head:

"Hey, I was just thinking that everyone in the car was one of my own."

However, despite saying that, Liu Dapao didn't continue the conversation on that matter. Instead, he changed the subject:

"By the way, kid, you really know how to cure illnesses?"

Qin Yu smiled slightly and said, "What I awakened is the A-level support talent, the Reviving Wood. It's no exaggeration to say that if you master it, it can even have the miraculous effect of bringing the dead back to life!"

"So awesome?"

Liu Dapao's eyes lit up, and he quickly shook Lao Mao's arm beside him:

"Old Mao, that's great! Your Kunkun is saved!"

Mao's face suddenly darkened, and he was so angry that he kicked Liu Dapao.

"Get out of here!"

Qin Yu, standing to the side, looked at Lao Mao with a curious expression:

"Uncle Mao, is there a problem with you?"

"Why don't you take off your pants and let me see? Maybe I can really cure it."

Mao Zedong: "(╬￣皿￣)"

Upon hearing this, the people standing nearby burst into laughter.

Qin Yu scratched his head with a puzzled look:

"What are you laughing at?"

"This thing is very important for men. If there's a problem, you have to get it treated right away."

Upon hearing this, everyone laughed even louder.

Liu Dapao laughed so hard tears almost streamed down his face. He patted Mao Zedong on the shoulder with a smug look on his face and said:

"Old Mao, did you hear that? This is an illness, and it needs treatment."

"Hurry up and take off your pants so Xiao Qin can see them."

"QNMD!"

Mao was so angry his head was practically steaming. He looked at Qin Yu speechlessly and said:

"I'm not sick! Don't be fooled by them."

Qin Yu nodded in deep agreement:

"I know."

Mao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, before he could calm down, Qin Yu leaned close to his ear and whispered:

“I know that it’s a difficult thing for a man to talk about having problems in that area.”

"Don't worry, when you stay at the hotel tonight, you can sneak into my room and I'll treat you secretly. I absolutely won't tell anyone."

"Pfft!!!"

Mao was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted in his seat.

"Hahaha!!!"

The carriage was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

He hummed a little tune and sang a song all the way.

About four hours later, the group arrived in Longgang City.

After driving for more than two hours in the city, the group finally arrived at the foot of Longtan Mountain, their destination.

"It's getting late today, so let's stay at the hotel at the foot of Longtan Mountain for the night and go up the mountain tomorrow morning."

Yang Kang addressed the crowd, and then proceeded to check into a hotel called 'Hanma'.

"Hello, please give us three twin rooms."

The receptionist glanced at the group and, noticing they were all men, kindly reminded them:

"The only twin rooms available now are the 'Couples' themed rooms. Are you sure you want to book them?"

Upon hearing this, everyone's expression twitched violently.

What's the deal with a bunch of grown men staying in a couples' room?

Qin Yu asked with a curious expression:

"If you don't understand, why is the couple's room a twin room?"

The receptionist glanced at him, then said indifferently:

"You've dirtied the bed, shouldn't you get a clean one to sleep on?"

"Then why did you get the bed dirty?" Qin Yu asked again, still looking like a curious child.

Yang Kang's lips twitched suddenly, and he quickly covered Qin Yu's mouth.

If we let him keep asking, it would really be inappropriate for children.

And for some reason, I always felt that this kid was asking a question he already knew the answer to...

Yang Kang shook his head helplessly.

Although he wanted to save money, there was no need to save this money.

Are there any other room types?

"We still have deluxe king rooms available."

How much is a room?

"820."

"Cough cough!"

Yang Kang had just taken a sip of water when he was choked by those words and spat it out.

A twin room is only 420 yuan a night, that's double the price!

Thinking of this, Yang Kang turned to look at the crowd behind him and said somewhat embarrassedly:

"Well, as everyone knows, our team has limited funds, so how about we... make do tonight?"

Everyone: "..."

Goodness, six tough guys sharing a couple's room.

If someone with ulterior motives were to film this as a short video, it would definitely be trending on social media tomorrow.

“I can, but I have to live with Xiao Qin.”

Liu Dapao spoke up.

It's better to share a couple's room with a handsome young man than with a bunch of burly men with body odor.

"Bullshit! Why should Xiao Qin live with a rough guy like you with smelly feet? If anyone's going to live with someone, it'll be me!"

Mao Zedong, who was standing to the side, immediately retorted.

"Everyone, stop arguing. I recruited Xiao Qin, so he should be mine."

Huang Qiang stepped forward and spoke directly.

Clearly, everyone preferred sleeping with a young, handsome guy to sleeping with a bunch of sweaty, smelly old men, and they were all vying to share a room with Qin Yu.

Qin Yu:? ? ?

For some reason, he suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body and a chill ran down his spine, as if a plump little lamb had accidentally wandered into a wolf's den.

The staff at the front desk looked at the scene before them with a strange expression.

Yang Kang also noticed the change in the staff member's expression and quickly stepped forward to interrupt:

"Everyone, stop arguing and let Xiao Qin decide for himself."

"Xiao Qin, who do you want to live with?"

Qin Yu asked, speechless, "Can I live here by myself?"

"You know our team has limited funds, so how about I pay for the twin room and you cover the rest yourself?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu immediately shook his head in rejection.

What a joke.

Having to pay for a group tour yourself is like taking off your pants to fart – what's the difference?

"If you're feeling spicy, then I'll stay with my Uncle Leng."

Qin Yu shook his head helplessly.

Uncle Leng seems quiet and reserved; he should be a fairly honest person. I doubt he'd try anything at night.

Everyone looked disappointed when they saw Qin Yu make his decision.

Soon, everyone had booked their rooms, and Qin Yu followed Leng Feng to their room.

Looking at the soft pink decorative lights and the rose petals scattered on the bed, Leng Feng's expression remained unchanged.

"Uncle Leng, you don't snore, do you?" Qin Yu suddenly asked.

Leng Feng shook his head: "No fighting."

"That's fine, because I snore, and if you snore too, I won't be able to sleep."

Leng Feng: "..."