Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Qin Yu, what did you just say?"

Li Zhengjun walked over, patted Qin Yu on the shoulder, and a hint of murderous intent lurked in his smiling eyes.

Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly laughed and said:

"Teacher Li, what I mean is, we're sure we can beat our opponents with our clever minds!"

"hehe."

Li Zhengjun sneered:

"Qin Yu, you're usually a bully in class, picking on your classmates and such, and I've just turned a blind eye to it."

"But now is the time for you to step forward and defend the school's honor. If you dare to lose, you'll be playing that game of being good at internal conflicts but bad at external ones..."

Li Zhengjun didn't say anything more, but instead cracked his knuckles and shook his neck, his joints making a popping sound.

The implications are self-evident.

Qin Yu, his forehead beaded with cold sweat, quickly forced a smile and said:

"Teacher Li, don't worry, I'll take on as many of those little bastards as they come!"

"Upholding the glory of Jiangnan No.1 High School is our inescapable duty!"

"It's good to know."

Li Zhengjun snorted coldly and left.

Then, Qin Yu couldn't help but turn to look at Li Xiaoke beside him and asked in a low voice:

"Hey kid with thick eyebrows, your dad's got a serious violent streak. Does he often abuse you at home?"

"Don't worry, if he really abuses you, just tell me, and I'll call the Night Patrol Division right away to give him a good talking to."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoke's eyes lit up.

"Really!? The Night Patrol Division handles this kind of thing?"

To train his defensive abilities, his father would often hit him hard, leaving him bruised and swollen every time.

Thinking of this, he directly addressed Li Zhengjun with righteous indignation:

"Dad, you're not allowed to hit me anymore. Qin Yu already told me that if you dare to hit me again, he'll report it to the Night Patrol Division!"

Qin Yu: (⊙﹏⊙)

Upon hearing this, Li Zhengjun raised an eyebrow, his eyes turning somewhat dangerous.

"Really?"

He couldn't help but turn back to look at Qin Yu behind him, a cruel smile spreading across his lips:

"Class, let's skip physical training today. I'm going to demonstrate one hundred ways to beat someone up without killing them."

"Qin Yu, step forward!"

Qin Yu's pupils dilated instantly, his face filled with horror:

"No, no!"

"Don't come here!!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!! Holy crap!!!"

……

The afternoon's practical combat class has ended.

Li Zhengjun gave everyone a three-day holiday so they could rest and prepare for the upcoming match against Longgang No.1 Middle School.

Qin Yu lay sprawled on the ground, his face ashen, his nose and cheeks bruised and swollen, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams.

Liu Damao walked over silently and patted him on the shoulder:

"Old Qin, listen to me, from now on we should keep our mouths shut."

Li Xiaoke also walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly:

"Qin Yu, you're too naive. You're still too inexperienced and no match for my dad."

Qin Yu looked at Li Xiaoke with a face full of grief and indignation.

I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm terrified of teammates who are even dumber than pigs!

……

Back home, Qin Yu collapsed onto the bed and rested for a while before finally recovering enough to sit up.

He sang four times.

Sooner or later, he'll beat him up just like Teacher Li beat him!

This is a vow made in accordance with the will of Heaven; if it is not fulfilled in a day, he will not eat KFC for a day!

From this moment on, I will work hard to improve myself and strive to surpass Teacher Li as soon as possible!

With this in mind, Qin Yu decisively opened the Kangaroo delivery app and ordered McDonald's for dinner.

Then, he took out a few mid-grade spirit stones and a triple cultivation speed experience card and began to cultivate.

Soon, he felt a certain constraint within his body begin to loosen, and a primordial power was about to erupt.

"Holy crap! Am I going to advance to a two-star martial artist so soon?"

Qin Yu's mind trembled slightly.

Then the next moment,

He immediately got up and ran to the toilet!

"Damn it! I have an upset stomach!"

Pfft, pfft pfft~~~

"Ah~ that feels so good~~~"

Qin Yu sat on the toilet seat, feeling completely refreshed, as if a cool breeze was gently blowing into his anus.