Everyone took off their shoes and stepped onto the acupressure mat, grimacing in pain, providing plenty of material for the parody video section.

With a whistle, the three blindfolded men began to move.

The person closest to Gu Yan was Wen Yao. Whenever she moved, the squeaky chicken on her calf would squeak and make a racket.

Lu Anbo, who was not far away, gloated.

Teacher Wen is going to get beaten up~ Poor thing~~~

Gu Yan's ears twitched, and he swung a foam stick at it!

At the critical moment, Wen Yao endured the pain and did a forward roll, leaving only Lu Anbo in the empty space.

Lu Amber: ?

His eyes widened, but before he could run away, Gu Yan swung his stick and knocked him to the ground!

"Ah!" he screamed, crawling forward on all fours, but the pain only intensified as he touched the acupressure mat. "Aaaaaah!"

This attracted the attention of two other blindfolded individuals, who gathered around and gave Lu Anbo a good beating!

Wen Yao was extremely anxious, not because she was worried about Lu Anbo, but because she was worried that her team would lose!

She gestured to Fu Wanzhou for help.

Fu Wanzhou understood immediately and deliberately stomped heavily on the ground, using the sound of a screaming chicken to attract the attention of the three blindfolded men.

As the blindfolded man approached Fu Wanzhou, Wen Yao quickly made a noise, successfully drawing him away.

"Thanks." Wen Yao mouthed.

Fu Wanzhou smiled, her gaze following Wen Yao's figure.

The girl moved with light and agile movements, quickly avoiding the area where the blindfolded person was active and moving to a corner.

It just so happens that it was right next to Fu Wanzhou.

He raised his hand and gently patted the girl's shoulder.

Wen Yao reacted instinctively and almost threw him over her shoulder.

"What? You scared me!" Wen Yao said in a low voice.

Fu Wanzhou said seriously, "You can step on my feet."

"Huh?" Wen Yao was completely bewildered. Her feet were already hurting enough from the pressure point mat; adding another person's weight would only make it worse. "Are you out of your mind?"

Fu Wanzhou's Adam's apple bobbed: "Yao-mei, I'm not afraid of pain."

I'm not afraid of pain!

[Zhouzi, you're quite something, aren't you?]

[Zhouzi, wake up! This is your aunt!]

[With Uncle away, wouldn't it be even more exciting to flirt with Aunt? /doge/doge]

What did the puppy do wrong?! The puppy just didn't want to be separated from its owner!!

...

Wen Yao had no interest in talking to him because Lu Anbo was surrounded again!

"My luck is so bad, how did I end up in the same group as him!"

Wen Yao tried every means to save Lu Anbo, and Fu Wanzhou's eyes suddenly darkened behind her.

Like a wounded big dog, it didn't even dare to question its owner.

Lu Anbo brought this upon himself.

He was just trying to drag the person next to him into this mess.

But he overlooked the fact that the person beside him... was none other than the European Emperor Yunyue.

The attempt to frame him backfired, and he ended up falling flat on his face: "Ah—"

Yun Yue, on the other hand, stood still and did not move. As a result, the three blindfolded men attacked from three directions, but they ignored her and went straight for Lu Anbo.

Lu Amber: ? ? ?

Alas! Why am I always the one who gets hurt?!

Although the weapons are just foam sticks, who are these three blindfolded people?

Joshua, a suit-wearing thug, a wild freestyle fighter!

Lin Xinwei, the Thunder and Lightning Queen, is ruthless even when beating people up without weapons!

Needless to say, Gu Yan was even more adept at selling swords than the monkeys of Mount Emei…

Lu Anbo never knew in his life that hitting someone with a foam stick could hurt so much!

He couldn't stand it anymore and crawled out like a magpie.

"Lu Amber is out of bounds! OUT!"

Wen Yao gave him the middle finger: "You just wait!"

Not only will you be eliminated if you go out of bounds, but you'll also lose points for the entire group!

Lu Anbo shuddered, feeling that Wen Yao would probably beat him even harder than the blindfolded man...

No one wanted to be hit, but Sheng Pianran's eyes flickered.

She deliberately "accidentally" fell to the ground when the blindfolded Gu Yan approached.

The screaming chicken strapped to its calf immediately made a sound.

Without hesitation, Gu Yan swung a vertical slash!

It hit Sheng Pianran's calf squarely.

Sheng Pianran remained silent, tears welling up in her eyes.

Now the fans couldn't hold back any longer and all rushed out!

[That damned Gu scumbag, how dare you hit our Pianran!]

It's incredibly rude of a grown man to hit a woman!

Is winning really that important to you? If so, you're destined to only win the game but lose Pianran!

Who decided to create this CP (couple pairing)? Who deliberately spread sweet moments to mislead fans? Who became a top star by stepping on Pianran but didn't even dare to reciprocate her crush? If you can't handle the game, then don't play! You don't deserve to trample on a girl's sincerity!!

...

Sheng's fans were filled with righteous indignation and launched a frenzied attack on Gu Yan.

Sheng Pianran's teammate Fu Wanzhou came to her rescue, but she pushed Fu Wanzhou away and said with tears welling up in her eyes:

"If he wants to fight, let him fight. I'll grant his wish."

Fu Wanzhou looked confused: ? ? ?

Girl, this isn't a prime-time melodrama!

Upon hearing her voice, Gu Yan immediately stopped.

He's not stupid; once he recognized his teammate, he definitely wouldn't continue fighting.

Sheng Pianran suddenly raised her voice and said, "Go ahead and hit me! Why aren't you hitting me? Are you feeling guilty, or... do you not want to face me?"

Guest: ?

Production team: ?

audience:?

What is she doing? This was the same thought in everyone's mind.

Gu Yan's hand veins bulged, and he wanted to speak several times, but held back.

"The game isn't over yet," he said coldly. "Let's stop here."

It is a reminder and a warning.

Gu Yan continued searching for traces of the others, but Sheng Pianran stubbornly stood still and refused to leave, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"Do you always have to decide who wins and who loses in everything...?"

The fans also burst into tears.

【Pianran, don't cry! It breaks my heart!】

[Why aren't the Trisolarans here yet? I'm going to detonate Earth right now for Pianran's sake!]

[Gu Yan, all you care about is winning and losing, but in Pianran's heart, there's only you! You owe her, how will you repay her?]

...

The guests looked at each other, but since it involved matters of the heart, no one dared to say anything.

Wen Yao spoke calmly: "Who exactly is the one who can't take a game?"

Sheng Pianran was stunned, and looked at Wen Yao with teary eyes:

“I understand. He’s your brother, so it’s only natural for you to protect him…”

He looked like a victim.

Wen Yao simply smiled and didn't pursue the topic further, instead continuing to actively participate in the game.

But a single sentence jolted him awake!

The audience suddenly understood.

This is a variety show! It's just playing games!

Why does Sheng Pianran have to bring up romantic relationships?

Her fans keep saying Gu Yan can't take a joke, but they think it's Sheng Pianran who can't take a joke...

If you're not playing games to win, is there any point in watching this variety show?

For a moment, everyone thought that Sheng Pianran was a woman...

That's fucking ridiculous!

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