This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

“If you need it, I can help you publish a notice in the newspaper to sever ties with him,” Joshua said seriously.

Gu Yan's face turned green!

It was rare to see Gu Yan so embarrassed, and Wen Yao was having a hard time suppressing her laughter.

"What do you know! What is a fart? It's the stale air from the internal organs! Rounded up, it's just air!" Gu Yan spouted nonsense. "How can a person live without air? My sister says I'm a fart, which means she can't live without me!"

Wen Yao:?

Did she mean it?

Joshua was completely taken aback and began to doubt whether his Chinese was good enough.

The viewers in the live stream were practically dying of laughter!

[Inkstone, you're just talking nonsense.]

Of all the things about Yanzi, his mouth is the hardest.

Well, Yanzi's mouth can talk a lot, *beep beep beep*

My little sister's disgusted look is hilarious, I'm going to screenshot it and use it as a meme!

...

“Sister.” Joshua stared intently at Wen Yao with his deep blue eyes. “I also want to be your fart.”

This means that his sister can't live without him.

Wen Yao:? ? ?

"No...you've misunderstood..."

She racked her brains, trying to think of a way to explain.

Gu Yan laughed heartily to the side, even making a face: "Hehehe, do you think you can just be a fart whenever you want? I'm my sister's only fart!"

Wen Yao was speechless and punched him hard.

The world is finally peaceful again.

"Don't listen to his nonsense. I'm very happy to know that I have an older brother." Wen Yao said softly. "I thought you had ill intentions towards me before. I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, brother."

Joshua smiled gently: "Sister, no matter how badly you've done something to me, you never have to tell me it's okay."

Wen Yao's eyebrows curved into a smile.

This is the real brother the country owes her!

Gu Yan said sourly, "Oh my, are you two acting out an idol drama? Wen Yao, speak properly, look at how you're making a mess of your mouth..."

He roars like a shrew when he speaks to him, but speaks softly to Joshua.

Why don't you call him "brother" with a consonant?

It's not that he doesn't like to hear it.

Gu Yan never expected that participating in a variety show would not only make him jealous of his sister's ex-boyfriend and his sister's simp, but also make him jealous of his sister's other brother!

Wen Yao picked at her ears, pretending not to hear anything.

Gu Yan got excited and poked the girl's arm: "Call me 'good brother,' but in a different tone."

Wen Yao turned her head and gave him a sweet smile.

Before she even shouted, Gu Yan was already secretly pleased.

The next second, the girl waved her small, pinkish-white fists, deliberately imitating Zhang Fei's voice:

"Brother! Take this punch!"

"Hey, hey, how come you fell down with just one punch? Don't die!"

Gu Yan clutched his chest, sat up from the ground, and coughed incessantly, clearly suffering from internal injuries.

Even so, he didn't forget to show off in front of Joshua:

"See? She cares about me."

"Spare the rod and spoil the child, so why does she only hit you and not you?"

"Joshua, you need to really reflect on your actions!"

I'm afraid Yanzi might vomit blood if he says a few more words.

[A man's pride is paramount, and Yanzi is practically suffering for it, haha.]

[Fu Wanzhou: Brother-in-law, you're such a copycat! You're using all my words!]

[I suddenly understand Yanzi's charm. When he was playing the "pretty face" role, he was fake and boring. But whenever he's with Meibao, even when he's being cheeky and sarcastic, he becomes incredibly vibrant and lively!]

[Sheng fans keep saying that Yanzi is profiting from the CP hype, but frankly, it's obvious to everyone who benefits. If Yanzi can ride on any girl's popularity, it's at most Yao Mei's, definitely not Sheng Pianran!]

...

The number of sober-minded people is increasing, and they now make up the majority.

Sheng's fans dared not be arrogant for the time being, and under the call of the big fans, they temporarily lay low to avoid the limelight.

After everyone finished their daily tasks on the deserted island, it got dark.

The convenience store owner, Director Cui, suggested, "I see you haven't found many ingredients today. Would you like to have some fried chicken for an extra meal?"

The mention of fried chicken immediately caught everyone's attention.

Some foods don't usually taste that good, like instant noodles.

But if you order a bucket of instant noodles on a train or high-speed rail, add an egg, sausage, and crab sticks, then get hot water, and carry the fragrant noodles through the long carriage, you can enjoy the envious glances from everyone along the way...

That taste was absolutely amazing!

The same goes for fried chicken.

While you might not starve on a deserted island by eating wild vegetables, can wild vegetables taste as good as technology and hard work?!

"And there's milk tea too." Director Cui continued to add to the fun, and after the guests took the bait, he changed the subject, "But you have to play a little game, and only the winner gets the prize."

Soon, the staff brought over the game props – acupressure mats.

"The rules of the game are simple. There are three groups. Each team sends a representative who is blindfolded and uses a foam stick to attack others. The other members can move, but they need to tie screaming chickens to their feet."

The team that gets the most attacks wins, and the team that gets the fewest attacks loses.

"Let's begin the lottery—"

The draw results came out quickly:

Group 1: Wen Yao, Joshua, Lu Anbo

Group 2: Yun Yue, Yun Xing, Lin Xinwei

Group 3: Gu Yan, Fu Wanzhou, Sheng Pianran

As soon as the group results were announced, the audience knew that there was bound to be a good show to watch.

Director Cui: "Each group now has two minutes to discuss tactics. After two minutes, you need to decide who will be the blindfolded member."

Wen Yao volunteered: "I'll do it!"

Lu Amber asked cautiously, "Director, may I ask if it's okay to attack one's own teammates?"

Director Cui: "Of course, the blindfolded person cannot distinguish between friend and foe, and others cannot speak up to remind them."

This makes the game even more exciting.

Without hesitation, Lu Anbo said, "No! I object to Professor Wen being blindfolded!"

“This game is all about who can attack the most, so shouldn’t we send out the strongest fighter?” Wen Yao said matter-of-factly.

Lu Anbo felt extremely guilty.

That's why we didn't dare let you be the blindfolded one, because we know you're a strong fighter...

Wen Yao narrowed her eyes: "You're not... afraid I'll hit you, are you?"

"How could that be! Teacher Wen hitting me is helping me exercise and strengthen my body. This is a blessing for me! I couldn't be happier!!"

[Tsk, look what they've done to Bai Zi.]

When will Meibao release a dog training guide? I'll definitely buy it!

[Bai Zi's concerns are not unfounded; Mei Bao will probably use the foam stick like a magic staff, hahaha]

After some discussion.

The first blindfolded person sent out was Joshua.

Group 2: Lin Xinwei.

Group 3: Gu Yan.

[The suit-clad thugs have made their move; it's a sure thing!]

[With the Thunder King's intervention, it's a sure thing!]

[With the help of the locals from Mount Emei, it's a sure thing!]

A spectacle has occurred in the history of variety shows—

Each group's fans were full of confidence, believing that their own group would definitely win!

Game, start!