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Chapter 248 Is this right?
【Cloud Moon OUT!】
"Holy crap?" Gu Yan was stunned, then exclaimed frantically, "Old Cui, I think you've gone mad! Yun Yue's name tag is still stuck to her body perfectly! My eyes are my ruler!"
Director Cui's calm voice came through the loudspeaker: "Instructions for using the resurrection potion: Players choose to sacrifice their own lives to resurrect another player."
Simply put, it's a 1-for-1 trade.
Gu Yan was stunned. He had never expected that Yun Yue would sacrifice herself to revive him.
"Teacher Yunyue, you wouldn't be..."
One is in the tree, and the other is under the tree.
Even the sea breeze seemed to have become gentle and tender.
But the next second, the entire live stream room heard Gu Yan blurt out: "Possessed by a ghost?"
audience:"……"
Bah! I shouldn't have had any expectations of that Yanzi's mouth!
Yun Yue remained calm and rationally analyzed the situation:
"I've used up almost all my props, and my stamina is just average, so my chances of winning against Yao Mei and Teacher Fu aren't high."
Since that's the case, I'll give you the chance for the final showdown, as a way of thanking you for picking the coconuts for me.
"Teacher Yunyue, look at you, look at you! I knew you were a person of high standards!" Gu Yan exclaimed, as if he had been injected with adrenaline. "Just you wait, I'll pick a truckload of coconuts for you right now!"
Yunyue suddenly thought of a question: "Wild fruit trees generally don't produce much fruit, but these coconut trees are very well taken care of. Is it possible that they belong to someone...?"
Gu Yan: ?
"No way? Isn't this a gift from nature?"
As if confirming Yunyue's guess, a furious roar came from afar:
"Who the hell stole my coconuts! And so many of them?! Get down here right now!!"
Swah——
Gu Yan: The sky has fallen.
In the end, Gu Yan was forced to agree to work for the fruit farmer picking coconuts, and only then did the fruit farmer not call the police.
Those monkeys were trained by fruit farmers to pick coconuts. The scene of Gu Yan picking coconuts with the monkeys was made into a short video and went viral.
[Haha, Yanzi's expression is so pitiful, it could be turned into a meme!]
[I almost thought Yanzi and Yueshen were dating guests on a romance reality show! I really scared myself!]
However, the 1-for-1 trade by Luna was indeed a bit unexpected; she still had a chance to win the championship since she made it to the final rounds.
[Hilarious! Do you believe the Moon Goddess can take a liking to an inkstone, or do you believe I can successfully get an 800 RMB discount on Pinduoduo?]
...
Gu Yan did the math and realized that only two guests remained.
"Family, I'll give you a five-minute performance to find my sister!" Gu Yan held a GoPro and took a selfie while interacting with the audience as he walked.
The comments section was full of doubts, since the brother and sister split up after the second round of the peak battle began.
"I know you'll all say, 'Stop pretending, it's impossible to find Wen Yao so quickly!'"
Gu Yan smiled confidently, "Then you're all very wrong. I'm her brother! To put it bluntly, I know what kind of shit she's going to take just by the way she sticks out her butt."
as predicted.
Five minutes hadn't even been used up halfway.
Wen Yao then appeared in the shot.
On a beach chair, Wen Yao basked in the sun and enjoyed the sea breeze. On the small table next to her were juice, milk tea, coffee, and various fresh fruits and snacks.
Passersby kept coming over to feed them.
"Yao-mei, try this, it's so delicious!"
"Sweetie, you're too skinny! You'll be cuter if you eat more and become chubby! Let's have some fried skewers, I'll buy some for you!"
"My dear daughter, it's your daddy whom you've never met before! Tell Daddy what you want to eat or drink, and Daddy will order takeout for you right away!"
"..."
Gu Yandu was speechless.
If you didn't know better, you'd think it was some kind of big family reunion.
He lurked behind a tree, not forgetting to share his tactics with the audience:
"I'll pretend to be a passerby and bring her some food. Then, when this little glutton isn't looking, I'll rip off her name tag! Family, fans, light up your light boards and follow us so you don't get lost!"
Wen Yao thanked them one by one, her eyes crinkling with joy.
"Attention! Attention! Please do not feed Yao Mei!" Director Cui reminded everyone.
Before Wen Yao could speak, the passersby began to object, chattering amongst themselves:
"Why should I? Did I eat your rice? Did I spend your money?"
"Isn't it only natural that my little sister eats and drinks the best food?"
"Xiao Cui, I really need to give you a good talking to. How have you been taking care of my daughter?"
"..."
Director Cui was practically possessed by a demon, utterly speechless.
Gu Yan pulled his baseball cap down, took advantage of the chaos to blend into the crowd, and quietly approached Wen Yao.
He placed a plastic bag containing a starch sausage on the small table, and Wen Yao was indeed attracted and sat up straight.
The designer brand behind him swayed in the wind, seemingly within easy reach.
Gu Yan's lips curled up prematurely, and he was about to make a move when suddenly a loud shout came from the crowd:
"Something's wrong with him!"
Gu Yan: ?
No, how did you figure that out?
He didn't reveal any flaws, did he?
Even the starch sausage is Wen Yao's favorite mildly spicy version with tomato sauce, no problem at all!
"He didn't even greet Yao-mei, which is one thing, but who could bear not to look at Yao-mei's pretty face?"
Gu Yan couldn't help but complain: "No, what's so pretty about her? She's just average, okay?"
Just as Wen Yao thought her brother was ugly, Gu Yan also thought his sister was pretty average.
Oh no! I've given myself away the moment I open my mouth!
Gu Yan was completely flustered.
"Brother?" Wen Yao recognized him and questioned, "Where's the other sausage?"
Gu Yan was about to vomit blood.
Is this the point? !
"Can't I just buy one?"
"Three yuan for one, five yuan for two, you must have bought two."
Gu Yan patted his stomach and said cheekily, "It's already here, or should I just pull it out for you?"
However, he overlooked one problem—
Normally, when he jokes around with Wen Yao or acts crazy while selling swords, it's all through a screen; the audience can't reach in.
And now, a crowd of onlookers is standing right next to him!
Someone shouted, "Grab him!"
A group of people mutated collectively and swarmed forward!
Even though Gu Yan was as strong as an ox, he could still overpower the master with a flurry of punches, and soon he was pinned to the ground.
"Yao-mei, tear it quickly!"
"Go, little sister!"
"My daughter, you can do it!"
Gu Yan stood there, face to face with the sand, dumbfounded.
Is there no one to speak up for me?
My life matters too!
Wen Yao was embarrassed: "No need for help, I can manage on my own."
"How can this be considered helping? This is an act of heroism!"
"Yes, we are acting on behalf of Heaven!"
"I must play a part in eliminating harm for the people!"
"..."
The crowd was so enthusiastic that Wen Yao couldn't refuse and stepped forward to gently tear off Gu Yan's name tag!
In an instant, the entire beach was filled with cheers, applause, and whistles; some people were even moved to tears!
"She did it! She really did it!!"
Gu Yan's eyes were vacant, as if he had lost all strength and ability.
Then what am I? The scourge that rids the people of evil?!
Is this correct? ?
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