This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 247 Love reality show my ass, this is a survival reality show!
The audience was also puzzled.
[Boatman, have you gone mad too??]
[This is the first time I've seen a young, elegant prince in ancient Chinese style!]
[You dating reality show guests are really pushing yourselves too hard... You deserved to beat "Keep Running"...]
...
rest area.
The guests, who were sitting on the sofa watching the second stage of the individual peak battle, were greatly impressed!
King Kong: "Aren't they into variety shows?"
Amy rolled her eyes: "Dating reality show my ass, this is a survival show!"
"But... it's not like we haven't collaborated with survival shows before, and they weren't as extreme as them..." Little Sheep said weakly.
The entire room fell silent.
Not to mention survival shows, they've also collaborated with competitive shows, extreme sports shows, and even Olympic champions!
I've never been tortured like this before!
Lucky Star breathed a sigh of relief: "Suddenly I feel that being eliminated early is a kind of luck."
Everyone was silent again.
Don't say it, really don't say it.
The first round was just chaos, but the second round was a matter of life and death!
...
Fu Wanzhou searched everywhere and actually found the person.
Clouds and Moon.
The audience's hearts skipped a beat.
Will the luck of a lucky person eventually run out?
Fortunately, Yunyue still had many item cards. Just as she was about to use them, a loud bang—
A piece of ceiling fell down, right where Fu Wanzhou was standing!
Fu Wanzhou had already appeared on the other side.
"Ha, I knew it! Luck is useless against true strength!"
The next second, another piece of ceiling fell down.
So, witnessed by the entire audience in the live broadcast room, Fu Wanzhou jumped back and forth repeatedly!
Until, suddenly, the ground beneath my feet collapsed...
A hole appeared in the wooden floor, and Fu Wanzhou's feet got stuck right in it, unable to move!
Fu Wanzhou: ?
Is this even scientifically sound?!
Yun Yue hesitated for a moment, then looked completely innocent before tearing off his name tag!
Fu Wanzhou is out!
At the same time as the announcement, Yunyue sincerely expressed her gratitude:
"Thank you for coming all this way to get yourself killed. You've worked hard."
Fu Wanzhou: "..."
[Hahaha, this is the merciless mockery from the luckiest person!]
[Fate brings us together from afar; the lucky player's name tag ripping game is that simple and pure~]
[By the Moon Goddess! May good fortune arrive! May luck arrive! May you become rich! May you prosper!]
...
Yunyue used an item: the [Finding Compass], which randomly guided her to the location of a guest.
A few minutes later, Yunyue looked around blankly: "Director, are you sure there's someone around here?"
The waves rolled, coconut palms stood in clusters, and there wasn't a single person in sight, though there were a few monkeys.
...Wait a minute, isn't one of those monkeys a little too big?
Yun Yue stared speechlessly at Gu Yan, who was dressed as a wild man, perched in the tree.
The props can provide navigation, but they can't help you climb mountains!
"Hi, hi, hi! Teacher Yunyue!" Gu Yan greeted her warmly, "Are you here to sunbathe too?"
"……Hello."
Yun Yue took stock of the items she had and realized that she didn't have any that could be used to deal with Gu Yan.
[Huh, Yanzi is actually immune to the Moon Goddess's good fortune?]
Is it possible that the Moon Goddess's luck only applies to humans, and that Yanzi is from Flower Fruit Mountain...?
[Genius! Discharged from the hospital!]
...
"Want a coconut? I'll get you one," Gu Yan asked.
"Okay." Yunyue also took it easy. It's just a game, so let's keep a calm mind.
Gu Yan picked a coconut, slid down the tree, cut a slit in it with a knife, and even stuck a straw into Yun Yue's mouth.
The two bears, Big Bear and Little Bear, couldn't sit still in the rest area.
That's not how you treated us!
Yunyue took a bite, and her eyes lit up.
The taste of fresh coconut is indeed different.
"It's sweet and delicious."
Absolutely! I'll pick more for you if you like.
A gentle breeze carries a salty taste, and waves lap against the shore—a scene as beautiful as a teen idol drama.
The audience rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
They must have ruined their eyes from playing on their phones so much! Otherwise, how could we have seen a romantic relationship scene on "All Stars"?
Yanzi's acting skills seem good enough for idol dramas too...
The thought had barely crossed his mind when he saw Gu Yan shout "oi" and dart up the tree to pick coconuts.
【…】
I've heard that some fruit farmers train monkeys to pick coconuts, but I think Yanzi doesn't need any training at all.
[However, to be fair, the Moon Goddess and the Inkstone are quite a good match, one is talkative and the other is quiet, one is evasive and the other is proactive, one is like an ostrich escaping, and the other is passionate and determined...]
...
Gu Yan is such a chatterbox; he talked non-stop while picking coconuts.
"Yunyue, I have something to tell you..."
"Yunyue, listen to me..."
"Yunyue, I didn't want to say it, but I still have to tell you..."
What a noisy person.
Yunyue only regretted that she hadn't worn earplugs.
Gu Yan complained bitterly about how netizens kept trying to pair Wen Yao with the male guest.
Yun Yue finally seized the opportunity and retorted, "You can't be so hypocritical. Haven't you ever been in a relationship?"
Gu Yan was stunned for a moment: "Does online dating count? I had an online relationship once before. I transferred money to the other person every day. On the day we met in person, they blocked me. I didn't even know if they were a man or a woman."
Yun Yue chuckled: "Are you sure it's not a scam?"
She suddenly thought of something, and the smile on her lips froze.
“Being scammed out of money is one thing,” Gu Yan said bitterly, “but they betrayed my feelings! We promised to go to university in Beijing together. I’m a terrible student, and I finally got into the arts college entrance exam, but then they said they changed their application!”
A hint of panic flashed across Yunyue's face.
Just then, the elimination announcement rang out:
【Gu Yan is OUT!】
Yunyue was stunned.
Gu Yan immediately started cursing: "Director Cui, are you alright? I'm in a tree, in the air, who can tear off my name tag? I ask you!"
A seagull flew past him, carrying a name tag in its beak.
Gu Yan: ? ? ?
"How can this be considered an accident?!" Gu Yan cried out incoherently, "It's a seagull! It's not a person! It's not a person!!"
Director Cui said ruthlessly, "If you're so capable, go and snatch the designer brand back."
Gu Yan: "..."
Damn it! Director Cui, you're such a jerk!
Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?
"Director Cui, let me tell you, if you mess with me, you're finished!" Gu Yan threatened viciously. "I will curse you every moment of every day, forever!"
Director Cui had a very good attitude: "I've muted your mic, go ahead and curse me, I can't hear you."
[Haha, Yanzi is furious, but no one is injured!]
Director Cui knows how to handle Yanzi, that chatterbox.
[Haha, the scene of Yanzi's mouth moving without making any sound after the microphone was turned off is hilarious!]
But to everyone's surprise, Yun Yue opened her mouth and used a prop—
Immediately afterwards, the announcement rang out—
Player Yunyue used a resurrection potion on player Gu Yan.
Gu Yan's incessant chatter instantly fell silent.
Gu Yan is back in action!
However, the announcement rang out again the next second, and the one who had been eliminated was...
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