This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

The viewers in front of their screens couldn't hold back any longer.

[This is absolutely hilarious, everyone!]

This laugh has ruined all my good deeds.

Although I know they're in a terrible situation and I shouldn't laugh, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it, hahaha.

Is this what they call... luck for fools?

There are no gods on the deserted island, because not only are the guests divine gold, but even the animals on the island are divine gold.

...

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo's fans never imagined they would see these two mortal enemies embracing each other so tightly.

Well... it's hard to put into words.

[Hmm, this is hard to judge]

Don't they ever have nightmares when they wake up in the middle of the night?

Am I the only one who thinks that arch-rivals are actually kind of likable...?

【Hey! CP (couple pairing) can be unpopular, but it can't be weird, okay?】

...

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo attempted to escape.

As expected, they were carried back by one in front and one behind.

The two lost their sparkle and felt utterly hopeless.

The wild boar grunted twice, and a moment later, it threw something in front of the two of them.

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be a root vegetable similar to potatoes and sweet potatoes.

Gu Yan pondered for a moment and said, "Good news, the wild boars mistook us for one of their own. Bad news..."

Lu Anbo almost vomited blood: "Say it!"

Gu Yan said sadly, "Pigs are omnivores."

Lu Anbo slowly typed out a question mark.

Theory is theory, but soon, the wild boar gave them a vivid lesson—

A few stalks of pig feed that Wen Yao had once picked were thrown in front of Gu Yan and Lu Anbo.

The wild boar nudged the area with its snout and even took a couple of bites right in front of them.

"Is it teaching us like piglets?" Lu Anbo asked tremblingly.

"Get out! Don't use such disgusting words!"

"Then... the piglet?"

"Go to hell!"

"..."

Seeing that the two people were not eating, the two adult wild boars left their territory.

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo perked up and quickly ran away.

They hadn't run far when they bumped into a wild boar returning from foraging.

Gu Yan: (*???)!!

Lu Amber: ?_?

Eight eyes meet, the scene freezes.

The two were dragged back to the wild boar's lair once again.

【Yanzi Baizi Out】

【"The Overbearing Wild Boar's Forced Love: Runaway Wife, Be Good"】

You'd think they were unlucky, being treated like their own kind; but you'd also think they were lucky, being raised like pampered children, hahaha.

[Hehe, the drama is just like the movie itself.]

...

This time, the wild boar brought the two insects.

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo shivered and huddled together for warmth.

"Brother, what should we do?" Lu Anbo cried, completely forgetting that he used to call Gu Gou by his pseudonym.

"Why the hell are you asking me this?! I'm about to pee my pants!" Gu Yan shouted hoarsely, but he didn't dare let go of Lu Anbo's hand for even a second.

Anyone who didn't know better would think that these two had truly fallen in love after going through thick and thin together.

The wild boar tilted its head and pondered for a moment, as if it had finally made up its mind. It parted the nearby dry grass, picked up something from underneath, and placed it in front of Gu Yan and Lu Anbo.

Lu Amber: "Brother, what is that?"

Gu Yan unleashed a loud, resounding curse: "Fuck! It's rotten flesh!!"

As if confirming Gu Yan's guess, a swarm of flies buzzed around the rotting flesh, and even maggots crawled and slithered...

The wild boar urged them a few times, and seeing that the two hadn't moved, it started pawing the ground with its front legs.

"Could it be that it has discovered we are not its kind?" Gu Yan suddenly shuddered, breaking out in a cold sweat.

Lu Anbo was shocked: "What do we do then? Should we eat it??"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

Gu Yan was stubborn, but his actions betrayed him. He quickly picked up a wild root plant and took a couple of bites.

Lu Anbo was dumbfounded. After realizing what was happening, he frantically stuffed pig feed into his mouth, eating as he ate.

Wild boar: (●—●)

I just watched them quietly.

Gu Yan trembled like a quail in the wind. He steeled himself, grabbed a cicada-like insect, swallowed it without chewing, and then pointed at Lu Anbo:

"His turn!"

Lu Amber: ?

Lu Amber launched into a tirade of profanities, but the live stream had an automatic muting function, so viewers heard the following version:

"I'm beeping, Gu Yan, you're a real piece of trash, you son of a bitch!"

The wild boar kindly pushed the rotten flesh towards him, as if to say: Is this enough, kid? Is it enough? If not, have some more?

Lu Amber: "..."

The other wild boar grunted twice, as if to say it would break the legs if the boar didn't eat properly.

Flies buzzed, wild boars grunted.

Lu Anbo... Lu Anbo wanted to cry but had no tears, and with a death-defying look, he grabbed the lump of rotting flesh...

Good heavens, I'm just speechless!

[True desert island survival, even Bear Grylls would have to offer you two a cigarette if he came]

[Wait... are you sure this isn't a prank by the production team? Director Cui, are you guys really going this far?!]

[Aren't you ashamed to say those who claim it's scripted? Which variety show in the Chinese entertainment industry dares to write a script where guests have to eat rotten flesh?]

Gu Yan suddenly felt that even insects weren't so bad.

But the next second, a wild boar lay down next to him, and two wild boar piglets came over and started drinking milk.

The wild boar gestured to Gu Yan with its eyes.

Gu Yan: ?

Huh? I want one too??

[I laughed so hard my hands were folded into three sections]

[Help! Please, please, make me stop making you laugh!]

[What kind of variety show is Yanzi from? If this clip doesn't go viral, I'll eat shit on live stream!]

Between the lightning and flint——

A gunshot rang out, followed by a second shot.

Before the two wild boars could even make a sound, their massive bodies crashed to the ground!

Gu Yan: !!!

Lu Amber: !!!

The two turned their heads and looked at Fu Qianchuan, who appeared not far away as if he had descended from the heavens.

The man was tall and strong, with smooth muscles that exuded masculine hormones. What was even more captivating was the powerful aura he possessed, radiating an aura of strategic command and complete control.

"Brother Chuan!! You're my god!!!"

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo scrambled and cried as they rushed toward Fu Qianchuan.

Fu Qianchuan shifted his feet, avoiding the embrace between the two.

Are you two alright?

While on a special mission, he found the hunting rifle that the two had dropped in their panic and immediately followed the trail to the location.

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo cried their eyes out as they recounted their heartbreaking experiences.

Gu Yan wiped away her tears: "Brother Chuan, a drop of kindness should be repaid with a spring of gratitude, let alone the life-saving grace you have shown me. From now on, I will definitely serve you like a slave!"

Lu Anbo nodded repeatedly: "Me too!"

Fu Qianchuan: "...No need for that."

Gu Yan sighed, "Brother Chuan, I'm serious! I just wish I were a woman, otherwise I would definitely repay you with my body!"

Lu Amber nodded again: "Me too!"

Fu Qianchuan hesitated, but ultimately chose to remain silent.

The viewers in the live stream had already seen through the truth—

[Bai Zi, this is none of your business, go have fun.]

[That kid Bai Zi, he probably won't even get to eat hot shit.]

【Yanzi, you're so confused! You're not a girl, but don't you have a younger sister?】

Uncle Fu (raising an eyebrow) (hinting) (hand on nose): If it's inconvenient for you, then let your sister offer herself to you.